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We get it, you do not like the chocolate people. But we are here to stay, we are out of Africa and freed from the plantation, ain’t nobody lock us up or hide from us Area 51. We running around town with the girl you love and you make a vanilla joke about haikus.

UNITED STATES / OCT 1, 2019 4:15 AM EST

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I will NEVER be out of CHOCOLATE VALENCIA ORANGE ice cream 🍨 🍦 ice cream... 😩

UNITED STATES / SEP 3, 2019 6:53 PM EST

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Gm.. 🤗 I’ll start my day! I’ll traa laa laaa on over to Whole Foods for their Chocolate Valencia ice cream!! Been finkin about this ice cream for days! Oh, my gracious. Graccccciooooouuuuusssss!!!! Wyd?? 😘

UNITED STATES / SEP 3, 2019 11:48 AM EST

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I found some chocolate, mate. Good times.

UNITED STATES / AUG 28, 2019 12:45 PM EST

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Should I make Chocolate Chip Cookies?

UNITED STATES / AUG 30, 2018 8:27 AM EST

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My very first period blood was a brown - not red - smear, and was followed by a gob of tissue. At first I thought it was my butt leaking brown goo because I was eating too much Christmas chocolate (I was 10), so I didn't tell anyone because I didn't want to get cut off of chocolate. When I figured it out, I still waited a few months to tell my mom because I liked having my daddy put his dick up my vag, and I knew he was only attracted to prepubescent chicks.

UNITED STATES / JUL 10, 2018 6:51 AM EST

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Ok random question: if i were to like,, take a dolphin and put it in a giant pool of chocolate milk, would it be able to swim and like,, not die??

/ JUL 9, 2018 4:28 PM EST

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Gm, ☺️ Boy oh boy yesterday was Tuesday, right... annd I had a raspberry and white chocolate pastry w marzipan which was to die for... but seriously, dude underneath me, why not just leave ur cave and go out and talk and meet w ppl?? ☺️

UNITED STATES / MAY 23, 2018 8:42 AM EST

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Tuesday is my cheat day!! Haagen Daz, pasta annnd a chocolate chip cookie, annd an extra coffee. With cream today, mind you. 🖕🏼😝🖕🏼

UNITED STATES / MAY 1, 2018 10:38 PM EST

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🐣🐥Happy Easter Everyone. I love this time of year. Little girls will do anything (and I mean literally anything) for Easter chocolate. It’s a pedophile’s heaven 🐣🐥

UNITED STATES / APR 1, 2018 1:05 PM EST

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Ugh... it’s so humid out, I nearly drowned walking home tonight.. 😞 It’s also super foggy... Annnd I ordered dinner from a nearby diner. Soo.. that’s that! 😝 along w a chocolate milk shakeWhat are ya guys doing tonite?? 😘 what are u having for dinner? I know it’s late, just couldn’t figure out what I was in the mood for! Really wanted Sunny and Annie’s but, their cash only for delivery..

UNITED STATES / MAR 29, 2018 8:38 PM EST

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... is it wrong to want to eat a Haagën Daz ice cream bar just to put on that chocolate saucenthat hardens upon a cold surface??

UNITED STATES / MAR 27, 2018 10:34 PM EST

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If you’ve never had a Belgium chocolate brownie from Le Pain Quotidien, Idk what say, but ... am sorry for u.

UNITED STATES / MAR 3, 2018 9:02 PM EST

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My first period blood was a brown - not red - smear, and was followed by a gob of tissue. At first I thought it was my butt leaking brown goo because I was eating too much Christmas chocolate (I was 10), so I didn't tell anyone because I didn't want to get cut off of chocolate. When I figured it out, I still waited a few months to tell my mom because I liked having my daddy put his dick up my vag, and I knew he was only attracted to prepubescent chicks.

UNITED STATES / FEB 27, 2018 12:39 PM EST

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hot drinks: black coffee or hot chocolate

UNITED STATES / FEB 17, 2018 4:06 PM EST

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Should I go out for chocolate covered halvah??

UNITED STATES / FEB 8, 2018 6:59 PM EST

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I gave my dog a little bit of my chocolate cake and he seems so happy! Should I give him some more???

UNITED STATES / JAN 21, 2018 3:09 PM EST

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I only slept 2 hours last night after eating dark chocolate coffe beans. Today i did the same and i fell asleep and woke myself up bc i was on the couch and my heart was racing and it took until i lied back down to calm down and now im afraid to go back to sleep but i need sleep bc i omly slept for about 10 minutes.

UNITED STATES / JAN 2, 2018 3:10 AM EST

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today is my diet free day, i've eaten a grilled cheese and salami sandwich, an extra piece of salami, 2 pork spring rolls, a chocolate mint larabar (because i couldn't find any real chocolate in the house), a banana, I may eat 2 pizza pockets this afternoon if I feel like it and for supper we're getting taco bell so I will probably get about 4 things and a drink. Then I have to go hard for my weigh-in on the 18th.

UNITED STATES / DEC 8, 2017 12:08 PM EST

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Brought home chocolate butter cookies ... they’re the ones shaped into a shell, and in the center is raspberry jam, annd they’re half dipped in chocolate, and covered in toasted slivered almonds.. my most fav.. ☺️ I wish I could share s you guys, they’re so good.

UNITED STATES / DEC 3, 2017 7:16 PM EST

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