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My God damn fat girlfriend just broke my car seat. I would kill her if her fat ass body wasn't so hard to hide. But what alternative do I have?

UNITED STATES / MAR 22, 2017 7:03 PM EST

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You're a god damn Niggra fag...No offense.

UNITED STATES / MAR 22, 2017 3:13 PM EST

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Your wife is a God damn cow....How can you stand the noise and the smell?

UNITED STATES / MAR 22, 2017 3:10 PM EST

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This is a Public Service Announcement from The King Of Misanthropes: To those who get offended easily by dark, racist, or sexual jokes, NlGGER CUNT!!! These jokes are exactly what they're called:JOKES!!! They're not serious! No one's gonna put a baby in a blender or run over a black man! Back in my day, we called people like you NlGGER CUNTS! Oh, were you offended by that?! NlG, NlG, NlGGER CUNT!!!!!!! Grow a Goddamn pair!

UNITED STATES / MAR 22, 2017 3:09 PM EST

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Anyway, toot!! Toot!! Move, damn you! Get outta the way!! 😝🚕

UNITED STATES / MAR 21, 2017 6:16 PM EST

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I'm on my hone. Bitch! Have you cleaned the damn home yet?

UNITED STATES / MAR 2, 2017 3:52 PM EST

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Whilst using cleavage as storage seems great at first. There comes the issue where she refuses to retrieve my phone from her bosom because she finds it embarrassing in public, I need my phone damn it. Maybe using someone else's cleavage is where I'm going wrong?

FRANCE / FEB 23, 2017 5:34 PM EST

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My ex broke up with me for no damn reason (with no explanation)and was really mean that day but a few months later on my birthday he messages me with hearts and all? Tf why are boys confusing?

UNITED STATES / FEB 22, 2017 7:38 PM EST

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dated a guy for a year and a half. we split. i meet this guy, he's actually amazing and i caught feelings. do i keep it a secret? its been a month since the split do i go public or keep it quiet am i a slut god damn im scared. 18.

UNITED STATES / FEB 20, 2017 10:02 PM EST

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I can't believe this.. I have been eating somewhat healthy i.e. Raw broccoli, steel cut oatmeal, whole chick peas, and damn if I don't feel like I'm loosing weight!! I am! I love chick peas. And blue cheese dressing! How are you doing tonite? I'm still reading the art of war, but it's getting better. I thought the whole book was going on and on about who wrote the book and in what period of history it was written...

UNITED STATES / FEB 16, 2017 9:06 PM EST

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JESUS FCKING CHRIST IMSCARED IM BLEEDING BLUE GODDAMN BLOOD FCK IS THIS BULLSHT HELP ME

UNITED STATES / FEB 13, 2017 2:09 AM EST

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Damn meat head

UNITED STATES / FEB 12, 2017 3:52 PM EST

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Am here duckies😎😄expect some attention 😁😆😁😄damn it give it to me!!

UNITED STATES / FEB 12, 2017 11:16 AM EST

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You idiot, I shouldn't have fallen, I don't even think you care, I did and I hate you (no I don't but I do) I hate that I feel this way about you why do you have to get me every damn time?!

UNITED STATES / FEB 8, 2017 11:18 PM EST

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My partner and I are arguing due to the lack of sex in our relationship. Now fellas understand women wanna f**k as much as any guy - we truly do. The issue is he has been so nasty and snappy, rude comments, belittling me in front of friends and he says its because hes sexually frustrated. But I cant bring myself to f**k him because he is so damn awful to be around? So if he was nicer he would get the 'nunny'... but its a vicious circle...help!

UNITED STATES / FEB 5, 2017 11:19 AM EST

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I want someone to hurry up and come along to fu¢king kill me cause I don't have the damn courage to do it myself!!

/ JAN 17, 2017 12:58 PM EST

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med combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little sh*t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f*cking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will sh*t fury all over you and you will drow

UNITED STATES / JAN 15, 2017 10:02 AM EST

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I have to pee, damn it!

UNITED STATES / JAN 11, 2017 5:50 PM EST

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Hot damn, man!! 😝

UNITED STATES / JAN 7, 2017 9:07 PM EST

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Damn, it's quite hoppin on Jc today... lol. 😘

UNITED STATES / JAN 7, 2017 8:48 PM EST

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