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There once was a man from sprocket Who went for a ride in a rocket The rocket went bang His balls went clang And he found his dick in his pocket!

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2019 9:09 AM EST

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My and my girlfriend have a loving sexual relationship. But I never forget that she's a 9 year old girl who has to enjoy her childhood. I always make sure that she has plenty of friends her own age to play with. Last Friday she brought her new friend, Rebecca, home for tea. She was wearing a light blue dress and silver glittery flip flops. Rebecca sat with her legs apart and flashed me her pink satin panties to show me that she wanted a dicking....

UNITED STATES / AUG 13, 2019 1:02 PM EST

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When guys fuk their guns do they put their dick in the barrel or the barrel into their ass?

UNITED STATES / AUG 10, 2019 1:36 PM EST

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When will the Odama dick suckers admitt they love nlgger dick?

UNITED STATES / AUG 8, 2019 8:42 PM EST

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How come the Trump dickriders won’t admit that their God is a racist scumbucket?

UNITED STATES / AUG 8, 2019 8:36 PM EST

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There’s a dickwad who thinks every one is Canadian!😆😆

UNITED STATES / AUG 5, 2019 11:14 PM EST

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Is Dickless Wonder still ruining both GP and JC?

UNITED STATES / AUG 5, 2019 6:53 PM EST

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Uniballer is queer. He has queer children. He loves the dick in his ass.

UNITED STATES / AUG 4, 2019 3:26 PM EST

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Liar! You gobble dick all the time. That's why your whore of a wife left your faggot ass. Amen.

UNITED STATES / AUG 4, 2019 10:27 AM EST

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Does uniballer lick dick?

UNITED STATES / AUG 4, 2019 6:40 AM EST

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Wolfe pleads guilty to making false statements to the FBI. One leaker down many to go....DRAIN THE SWAMP...ANOTHER WIN FOR TRUMP! Eat another bag of dicks, anti-Trump faggot.

UNITED STATES / OCT 16, 2018 7:18 AM EST

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Justcurio News Network: Donald Trump, Distracted by TV Cameras, Leaves Melania Stranded in the Rain on White House Lawn. He seriously is an embarrassment to the country, but at least he knows how to treat a lady! How exceptional to you have to be to support this dick?!?

UNITED STATES / OCT 15, 2018 8:17 PM EST

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Why isn’t Donald Trump’s orange ass being impeached yet? Mueller is about as useful as a dick on an asexual.

UNITED STATES / OCT 14, 2018 7:27 PM EST

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I'm going to have Dick DeCheney (Of Hansen, Kennedy and Essex prestige) to help me sue the asses of everyone who is on this dump of a site. If you are going to keep slandering me, calling me a "Trump Lover", pedophile, and racist, then you are going down. Hope you like our serious ass lawsuit.

UNITED STATES / OCT 13, 2018 11:09 PM EST

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Why does vaporwave give me that "tingly" feeling down in my dick?

UNITED STATES / OCT 13, 2018 9:35 PM EST

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Trumphater gonna sue every just curious user for $500,000.00 each. He wrote his legal arguments on his dick, but the judge say it won't stand up in court!

UNITED STATES / OCT 11, 2018 9:03 AM EST

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Donald's dick size, his approval rating and how much time he has left as a free man is all the same number.

UNITED STATES / OCT 10, 2018 8:01 PM EST

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1950s rock n roll, superior to today's dog crap music. Here's Dick Dale & the DelTones from 1959.."Trumphater shakin hiz white fanny, skain like a drag queen.. trumphater strutin to the music (ooh yeah!) Trumphater winking at the old pervs.... cause he shaking his flabby fanny... trumphater struttin to music getttin tossed out by the bouncer!

UNITED STATES / OCT 10, 2018 8:06 AM EST

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How can I straighten my bent dick

UNITED KINGDOM / OCT 9, 2018 8:52 PM EST

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Is Dick DeCheney still serving up serious ass lawsuits with the firm Hansen, Kennedy, and Essex? I’d like to see him sue Kavanaugh’s ass, the only place in the Supreme Court that he belongs in is the defendant’s position.

UNITED STATES / OCT 7, 2018 7:03 PM EST

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