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If a puppy and some dough got to “know” each other in an oven, would the offspring be puppy or biscuit? Would anyone but the pup-scuit get to decide? Do we do like the US and say that if it’s a dog-shaped pastry it has to be a biscuit; or if it’s an kneadable clump of fur and flesh, it’s a puppy?

UNITED STATES / AUG 15, 2018 11:02 PM EST

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This is gonna be a looong fückin day.. 😞 I wish I had a puppy 🐶 to walk and sexually abuse. I’d be such a good doggie-mom.. ☺️ Annd how are you doing this morning? 🤗

UNITED STATES / AUG 12, 2018 4:59 PM EST

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This is gonna be a looong fückin day.. 😞 I wish I had a puppy 🐶 to walk and play with. I’d be such a good doggie-mom.. ☺️ Annd how are you doing this morning? 🤗

UNITED STATES / AUG 12, 2018 10:04 AM EST

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Is it bad to master bate when your dog or pet is in the room ..?

UNITED STATES / AUG 2, 2018 2:36 PM EST

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"It remains to be seen if anyone bought the horseradish the White House ladled out in a fitting finish to Trump’s Scorched Earth European Tour, that also had included his undercutting of Brit PM Theresa May, and disrespecting Queen Elizabeth, as well as his performance as Vladimir Putin’s lapdog at the Helsinki presser."

NETHERLANDS / JUL 17, 2018 4:43 PM EST

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Would colorblindness glasses work for a dog?

UNITED STATES / JUL 14, 2018 4:26 AM EST

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anybody out there ever actually use dogs to do tickle fetish things?

UNITED STATES / JUL 13, 2018 1:24 AM EST

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She’ll likely be sleeping in my bed, but I’m going to move the rocking chair outta the way in place for her dog bed.. Csnt wsit till my baby comes to visit!!

UNITED STATES / JUL 10, 2018 8:16 PM EST

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Name something of your dog thinks is his

UNITED STATES / JUL 2, 2018 7:48 PM EST

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My dog is 14. I have to help him get up, go up stairs and he poops in the house. He's on 3 different medications. Is it time to put him down?

UNITED STATES / JUN 30, 2018 12:48 PM EST

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According to Chinese astrology, those that were born in the Year of the Dog will have 1, 6, and 7 as unlucky numbers, including larger numbers that include those numbers. If that’s the case, then why were 2016, and 2017 Donald Trump’s (who’s born in a Dog year) lucky numbers?

UNITED STATES / JUN 30, 2018 11:17 PM EST

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Had the first hotdog for the first time in a looooong time.. I had two of them! Potato hotdog bun, ketchup, and snourkraut.. top that moofooos.. ☺️

UNITED STATES / JUN 29, 2018 9:15 PM EST

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You are a racist piece of DOG SHlT that probably voted for Trump. Why don’t you fuсk off back to whatever Klan lodge you came from?

UNITED STATES / JUN 12, 2018 12:39 PM EST

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Any tips on keeping dogs from chewing on hoses? I’m trying to fill up my pool but my dogs (two of them, siblings, a little over one year old) still chew on everything. I’ve tried getting them toys and spraying that sour anti-chew stuff on the hose but they are unrelenting. Help?

UNITED STATES / JUN 4, 2018 4:52 PM EST

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When you lay down with dogs you get fleas.

UNITED STATES / JUN 3, 2018 1:48 PM EST

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On the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody.

UNITED STATES / JUN 2, 2018 7:34 PM EST

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Science confirms opinions long believed by dog trainers. Male French Poodles... or as the new EU guidelines require them to be designated, "male Euro-Trash Poodles" are 94% likely to enjoy broadway show-tunes and work as hair stylists.

UNITED STATES / MAY 26, 2018 11:03 AM EST

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Why I Want to Come Back as a Dog in My Next Life

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2018 2:20 PM EST

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Who is so narcissistic he raw dogs pros? Who doesn't know the difference between hpv and hiv?

UNITED STATES / MAY 18, 2018 8:38 PM EST

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It’s rainibg cats and dogs annd hail and tiny frogs... ☺️

UNITED STATES / MAY 15, 2018 5:38 PM EST

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