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My gorgeous 600lb plus wife had the fattest moment ever last night. She made me go through the drive thru at Sonic twice for ice cream sundaes. I would have gone a third time but she said she didn't want to over indulge. I should have said "screw it" taken her a third time....That would have been epic.

UNITED STATES / OCT 3, 2017 9:42 AM EST

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I really should put a ring on my finger, if only to drive away the hordes of single black women who cruise me on the bus, with their little ones in tow.

UNITED STATES / SEP 28, 2017 2:15 AM EST

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So, Saudi women are finally being allowed to drive. I suppose the car of choice will be a 911....

UNITED STATES / SEP 28, 2017 12:08 PM EST

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I got a gigantic black dildo stuck in my ass but I can't drive down to the hospital because the dildo's attached to a black man. I've been contemplating cutting off the guy's dick. Thoughts?

UNITED STATES / SEP 27, 2017 8:38 PM EST

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uber driver onanism

UNITED STATES / SEP 27, 2017 2:56 PM EST

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A family member tells you to jump in the car, drives you 20 mins to a random place and tells you he's dumped 2 bodies in the water... wtf? Do I take it serious?

CHINA / SEP 21, 2017 1:18 AM EST

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I am stuck on a tech question Is it possible to have a hidden raid 0 partition on 2 flash drives that still function as drives individualy

UNITED STATES / SEP 13, 2017 1:04 AM EST

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Gas (petrol for non aliens), prices going up? They'll be weeping for you here in Sicily where we pay about three times as much for it despite having massive refineries here which just provide a few jobs a several clusters of cancer deaths around the island so you guys can go to the drive-in, fat bastards chicken bucket filler station every day. ITALY/Aug 27, 2017 11:35 PM

UNITED STATES / AUG 28, 2017 6:33 AM EST

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Watching At The Drive-In at Reading Featival. Are they big in USA?

UNITED KINGDOM / AUG 26, 2017 1:27 PM EST

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I drive a mudskipper

UNITED STATES / AUG 26, 2017 6:45 AM EST

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Did you know? Wind power is huge in Texas. This state is generally considered as a profit-driven leader of renewable energy commercialization in the US. Renewable energy pays off for Texas. Bye-bye coal, hello wind!

TURKEY / AUG 18, 2017 6:38 AM EST

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I went to go pet my cat but when i felt the area of the end of his spinal cord to his butt, including when i touched his legs and abdomen, he started to growl i looked around the area and no visual signs of injury.The next day he was fine.Today was the same as the first day.I talked to my mom many times about it and we aren't rich so my mom says wait a couple days.I'm afraid he will die if we wait.i can't drive or pay. I don't know what to do

UNITED STATES / AUG 11, 2017 4:46 PM EST

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SCREWDRIVER STUCK IN DICK HOLE! SCREWDRIVER STUCK IN DICK HOLE!

UNITED STATES / AUG 4, 2017 5:55 PM EST

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"Fake news consists of most Liberal stations." Drivel. No proof.

NETHERLANDS / JUL 30, 2017 6:24 PM EST

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A 15-year-old girl who flagged down a car for help after she was raped in Birmingham was raped again by the driver who pulled over. A double manhunt is now under way to find the attackers, both described as "Asian" men in their early 20s. Why was she not wearing a Burka when going out in public ? The world is now multicultural and enriched .. live with it.

UNITED STATES / JUL 28, 2017 3:34 PM EST

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What are your favourite Megadrive games? (Sega genesis for americans)

UNITED KINGDOM / JUL 10, 2017 7:01 PM EST

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This new bus driver stoppe on busy 4 lane rd to let a car across, hes under training from another guy. Sheesh.

UNITED STATES / JUL 10, 2017 5:00 PM EST

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What is the name of the movie or television show that contains this scene? Guys are driving(they may be the main characters), they pull up next to a car full of hot girls, (I think they asked to see boobs, not sure) one girl starts to lift up her shirt, about when she gets to the bottom of her bra she gives the guys the middle finger. The girls then drive off laughing. Its a quick little scene, but I've always found it funny.

UNITED STATES / JUL 8, 2017 2:19 PM EST

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What should I do- My 15 almost 16 year old sister throws temper tantrums, sticks her tongue out at everyone, stomps her feet, and calls our father whenever we call her out. I am currently 13 and she drives me crazy, me and my grandmother must wake her up in the morning and then she throws a tantrum at us. Our dad completely disregards what she is doing and showers her in praise and buys things for her although all she does is lay around and stuff her face

UNITED STATES / JUL 7, 2017 3:48 PM EST

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In the morning waking up to terrible sunlight All diffuse like skin abuse the sun is half its size When you talk you hardly even look in my eyes In the morning, in the morning In the doorway holding every letter that I wrote In the driveway pulling away putting on your coat In the ocean washing off my name from your throat In the morning, in the morning

UNITED STATES / JUL 7, 2017 4:33 AM EST

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