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Trumphaters astounding hypocrisy. He whines and moans (like a drunk coed) overjackass trump speech. But we then learn trumphatergets pissed on for $10 by 70yr old limp gay men. Isn't THAT just as humiliating mr trumphater?

UNITED STATES / SEP 26, 2018 8:07 PM EST

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It was 2 o'clock in the morning when a loud drunk came past my apartment. I opened the window and shouted "I've got two little girls in bed here and they're only 7 and 9 years old". The drunk shouted back, "So what?". I replied, "your noise is making me lose my erection".

UNITED STATES / SEP 21, 2018 6:10 AM EST

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We got IMAGES of Soh's new boyfriend! Let's play multiple choice!, which is her new "boy of love", is it A, B, or C, maybe D, or how about E?? ... .. .. (A) 🤓... the talks too much nerd guy! or is it (B) 😠... the angry drunk guy or (C).😭...mr crybaby-guy.. well perhaps (D) the really weird guy... 👽... . Or, what about? (E) 🤖... Mr Robotron...

UNITED STATES / SEP 17, 2018 9:03 PM EST

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Why do I pee on the carpet in my room every time I come home from the bar drunk? I don’t fully remember doing it.. but I know that at the time I’m doing it, I feel like it’s okay. I’m getting so sick of waking up to wet carpet.

UNITED STATES / SEP 6, 2018 4:49 AM EST

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Did you know that the surname Beerсock was first given to medieval pedophiles who got prepubescent boys drunk on beer to get access to their сocks? Members of the Beerсock family would go on to play the same roles as their ancestors for life. The Beerсock type of pedophilia is largely a British phenomenon. However recent efforts by Steven Beerсock (Sicily) and Sergio Beerсock (Turin) have led to a rise in the "buy a kid a beer to get his сock out" movement in Italy.

UNITED STATES / AUG 27, 2018 2:38 PM EST

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Ryan B. posts on JC, he claims he knows angry trump hater. He said when the Cohen news broke, JCs trump-hater got drunk (celebrating?) and began compulsive jacking-off, outdoors, while some kids and their guardians watched. It 100% verifies what i said, hes a pedo molestation survivor who is excited by trump.

UNITED STATES / AUG 23, 2018 8:39 PM EST

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All world leaders are pussies. Without their guards they are nothing. I bet they couldn't even survive a sec without guards.😂 Pathetic. I could easily massacre all of them one by one bare handed while drunk. But those halfwits are just not worth my time and i doubt they would dare to challenge me without their little guard puppies and armor and weapons.LOLROFLLMFAO😂🤣*sigh* why can't monkeys do anything on their own?

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2018 1:34 AM EST

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Having Trump as President is like being stuffed in the back seat of a car with 3 very fat, very drunk men, two of whom are having a loud, soon-to-be violent argument and one of whom has just shlt his pants.

UNITED STATES / AUG 14, 2018 11:55 AM EST

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Did you know that the surname Beerсock was originally given to medieval pedophiles who got prepubescent boys drunk on beer to get access to their сocks? Members of the Beerсock family would go on to play the same roles as their ancestors for life. The Beerсock type of pedophilia is largely a British phenomenon. However recent efforts by Steven Beerсock (Sicily) and Sergio Beerсock (Turin) have led to a rise in the "buy a kid a beer to get his сock out" movement in Italy.

UNITED STATES / AUG 14, 2018 8:44 AM EST

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A female passes out drunk and her skirt rides up. Is it any form of assault to jack off to the sight of her? No touching and she will never know.

UNITED STATES / AUG 4, 2018 2:45 AM EST

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Dont trust anything a man says when he's drunk or horny?

UNITED STATES / JUL 5, 2018 8:42 PM EST

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Name the worst thing for a person show up drunk to

UNITED STATES / JUL 2, 2018 7:32 PM EST

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I asked a girl to send me a nude picture when I was really drunk. Should I tell my girlfriend that I did this?

UNITED STATES / JUN 4, 2018 1:46 PM EST

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My boyfriend just cheated on me, in Las Vegas, i feel devastated, he was my first in everything, he said he was drunk and the reason he did it was because she had the same name as me and acted like me, he helped me so much and I don't trust easily but w him it was different, but now I feel so broken, it's like as if he fixed me just to break it, I can't help but feel so dumb. He doesn't want to break up, he keeps saying sorry, and I know he means it, what should I do?

UNITED STATES / MAY 9, 2018 3:10 AM EST

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I was on a holiday without my girlfriend, I was really drunk and asked a girl for nudes on snapchat. I did not get any, but I do feel bad about this. Would you say I was cheating? Should I tell her?

UNITED STATES / MAY 5, 2018 11:52 AM EST

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Oh Richard, it's me your loser alky wife. I'm arrested again, in the drunk tank. And I left our kuds, somewhere oh yeah a bar.

UNITED STATES / MAY 4, 2018 9:06 AM EST

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Yesterday, I went to visit my grandma after two years. she has gotten really fat and she was drunk. she threw me on the couch and jumped on me and kissed my lips and licked my face. I really wanted to puke but couldn't move due to her heavy weight. she then went down on me and the show finished when my dick got disappeared in her sea of flesh. she then kissed me again on the lip and got back to the kitchen. I just wanted (and still want) to cry. why did she do that me?

UNITED STATES / MAY 4, 2018 8:09 AM EST

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Is it worth buying an authentic viking drinking horn? On the one hand, I'll be down a couple hundred bucks. On the other hand, I will be able to drink wine, beer and mead from a horn, and get as drunk as a lord.

UNITED STATES / MAY 3, 2018 2:45 AM EST

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Me and this guy were into each other and ended up kissing in front of a club. we're both the type of people who like to keep to themselves but at the time we were a bit drunk and ended up getting filmed... He stares at me everyday and talks about me but when I see him, he doesn't say a word and just runs away. Am I at fault here? I don't know what to do...

PORTUGAL / APR 29, 2018 7:14 PM EST

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I think my step mum wants to f k me, or atleast catch me in a situation where it seems apparent that i want to aswell. She told me to get a laptop out of her bedside cabinet and what is waiting for me inside a silk sock? Her f kin vibrating di ldo... She always falls asleep downstairs passed out drunk when my dad has already gone to bed. What do u think? Have it got it wrong? Theres not many people i can ask about this irl. Im 20y/o

UNITED KINGDOM / APR 20, 2018 5:35 AM EST

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