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Is it gay to beat off another man’s penìs if it’s attached to you?

UNITED STATES / APR 24, 2018 6:18 PM EST

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Today I took off from work so I can fuсk this Korean sex doll near me, right now. Tinder and it's many variations, made the choice of getting this sweet doll and slipping it the meat. Now excuse me so I can get back to, ahem, work.

UNITED STATES / APR 24, 2018 3:23 PM EST

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Soft, wrinkIed Ieather does it for me, as well as horse matings and semen collections and also sex scenes in movies. A gal on a leather couch (a nice wrinkled one!) will get my motor running! Also guys using sex toys and humping inflatables, leather cushions, vinyl cushions etc will easily do it for me. Also, "pedal pumping--guys or gals, especially things like old gas powered machinery that won't start and the guy is pumping the sh*t out of it to try to get it started does it for me!

UNITED STATES / APR 24, 2018 3:52 AM EST

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Libtards logic: "having Sex is wrong and trump should be impeached" "deleting compromising emails that threatened national security is ok" 🤣🤣😅😂🤣😅

UNITED STATES / APR 23, 2018 12:06 PM EST

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Chronic, severe intestinal gas, how many years have you humiliated yourself by uncontrolled, vulgar butt gas?? As one emergency worker commented: I haven't smelled anything that foul since the explosion in the county morgue's rotting parts lockers!!! Why wont you stop eating totten cabbage, pickled eggs and bean paste???

UNITED STATES / APR 23, 2018 6:33 PM EST

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1st of all, "assailt weapon" is a name the news media created to make rifles sound extra deadly. Either way, they are rifles, no matter how "hollywood" the gun stock, sight & clip are designdd yo kdesigned to look, it a hollywood Who is the retard who said this?

UNITED STATES / APR 23, 2018 4:52 PM EST

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My baby he forgets the batteries in his teddy rukspun talkie doll. So it don't talk, he thinks it disrespect him so he throwed it out the car on the 105 freeway and a white girl in a Toyota runner over teddy. Now my baby sad and won't eat hisum ish carrots and squash. Should I blame all white people?

UNITED STATES / APR 23, 2018 4:49 PM EST

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Daryl Crites, yup detained, again, for throwing folding chairs & mostly-full water bottle at his audience. A chair hit a girl's shoulder and she was treated at ER. The funny one, the water bottle, he aimed good, wham!! right into a guy's "nut zone" that dude doubled up ... why do 2-bit hip hop performers play it so tough??

UNITED STATES / APR 23, 2018 1:06 PM EST

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My hubbys bff has always been flirty. We were watching a movie and we joked and started talking about the sex toys I have. He then told me that he would “help me” with them. Basically he meant that he would use the toy on me. He did... we kissed and then I sucked him off.... it was so hot and I don’t have the same excitement with my husband like That anymore. I’m afraid I will just be a cheater and stay with my husband. What should I do!? Ugh.....

UNITED STATES / APR 22, 2018 11:39 PM EST

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My right hand is called Dick Beater and my left hand is Wife Beater.

UNITED STATES / APR 22, 2018 9:35 PM EST

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BAN NlGGERS FROM RECEIVING MEDICAL TREATMENT

UNITED STATES / APR 22, 2018 2:43 PM EST

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Back in 1978 three men saw a possibility, someday fast food would include sandwiches made with wholesome edible, cardboard pulp protein substitute; and thus Eddy's BigTime Sandwich World was born! How many Eddy's cardboard mash-mush protein desert treat cookies can you shove in?

UNITED STATES / APR 20, 2018 5:16 PM EST

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Buming and Slonder America, in cоllabоration with Apple Computers of Сupertinо, California, proudly present the new iShaft, just in time for the 19th Anniversary of the Columbine High School Massacre. The iShaft is a great anaI sex simulator created especiaIIy for the Eric Harris that hasn’t found his Dylan Klebold yet. Cumming to a sex shop near you April 2018, or you can order at: Buming and Slonder America, 350 Rhode Island St. Suite 269, San Francisco, California, USA.

UNITED STATES / APR 20, 2018 4:01 PM EST

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The common practice of journalists interviewing the friends and family of every dead criminal and then uncritically writing about what a great person the deceased was is so dumb. Who still buys that?

UNITED STATES / APR 19, 2018 9:47 PM EST

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Sugar Pie, you best shut that sassy mouth before I beat your bitch ass to death in front of your brainless friends.

UNITED STATES / APR 19, 2018 9:41 PM EST

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Is it cheating when you have a boyfriend but still have a love for your first?

UNITED STATES / APR 19, 2018 7:03 PM EST

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I was looking at weird sex toys on Amazon and some of the reviews were like "I got this as a gift for my lonely brother" "I got this as a gag gift for my son and he said it feels great" "I got this for a joke gift exchange and everyone thought it was hilarious!" are people really this crass? Do people really discuss sex toys among family and friends?

UNITED STATES / APR 18, 2018 4:26 PM EST

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Boyfriend of 1 year and 7 months. Lost my mother 3 days ago to cancer. For some reason now I want to have sex with some beautiful lady at a brothel (my girlfriend means the world to be but isnt hyper sexualy attractive with a small butt and lower end a cup) Is it cheating to go to a brothel so have sex with a big breasted big butted woman? Should i not tell or tell or ask her?

UNITED STATES / APR 18, 2018 5:44 AM EST

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Is it true cowboys in Wyoming have a contest where they have to eat roasted horse manure to be accepted a genuine cowturd... oopps.. excuse I meant as a cowboy???

UNITED STATES / APR 17, 2018 8:28 PM EST

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You should not inhale your food!! Eat slowly, savor and enjoy... human bites. Then stop just before ur full..

UNITED STATES / APR 17, 2018 7:21 PM EST

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