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Can you die from f*cking for a whole day? And will it turn you into a horny bastard if you love eating p*ssy and booty.

UNITED STATES / DEC 7, 2017 7:07 PM EST

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JOKE OF THE WEEK A defendant is told, “You’re charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer.” “You bastard!” yells a spectator. “You’re also charged with killing your mother-in-law with a hammer,” “Bastard!” the same person yells. The judge says to him.“Sir, 1 more outburst and I’ll charge you w/ contempt.” “Sorry, Your Honor,” he says. “But I’ve been this bastard’s neighbor for years! Every time I asked for a hammer, he said he didn’t have 1.”

UNITED STATES / NOV 30, 2017 5:37 PM EST

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NOBODY HAS HEARD OF WARWICK BECAUSE ALL THE PROFESSORS THERE ARE TOO BUSY EATING CAT SHlT OUT OF THEIR SISTERS' CUNTS TO GET ANYTHING TO PUBLISHED IN A DECENT JOURNAL. GO TO BATH, YOU SMELL LIKE YOU NEED ONE ANYWAY. YOU DIRTY LITTLE NlGGER CUNT UNITED STATES / MAR 7, 2017 3:57 PM EST

UNITED STATES / NOV 27, 2017 5:38 PM EST

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Do you consider having phone sex with someone who isn't your significant other cheating?

UNITED STATES / NOV 14, 2017 5:18 PM EST

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LOOK AT THE STATE OF THIS PLACE! WHAT A SHlT EATING NlGGER CUNTS' WEBSITE THIS IS. WE GAVE JC TO THE FAGS, NOW THEY'RE COMING BACK IN BODY BAGS.

UNITED STATES / NOV 14, 2017 1:26 PM EST

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I really wish Ghostposter didn’t go down. I really wanted to give that racist shìthead from Italy a good verbal ass beating.

UNITED STATES / NOV 7, 2017 9:14 PM EST

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We live in a timeline where we can listen to Osama Bin Laden beating his meat to Bible Black. Are we living in The Best Timeline?

UNITED STATES / NOV 3, 2017 11:58 PM EST

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Can only hit 1352 calories today.. I'm tired and tired of eating.

UNITED STATES / OCT 27, 2017 1:40 AM EST

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🐒🐒SHlT EATING NlGGER CUNTS ARE DESTROYING AMERICA 🐒🐒

UNITED STATES / OCT 21, 2017 12:00 PM EST

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My pregnant wife's appetite is increasing by leaps and bounds. This is not going to be good. She is already morbidly obese and can barely get around....What can I do to politely and delicately stop her from eating too much?

UNITED STATES / OCT 12, 2017 1:38 PM EST

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I just realized, i have spent my entire childhood being depressed (clinical), eating medicines, and getting bad grades, living a sad life. My life's supposedly best part is over. I have done nothing with my life. I am just leaching on my parents. I feel like ending it all just to lessen the burder on my parents so they don't have to waste money my therapy and medicine. I was ganged up on and beat up. I feel like murdering that kid

UNITED STATES / OCT 3, 2017 10:15 AM EST

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I took my 650lb wife to the hair salon today for a haircut and out for breakfast. While eating breakfast I overheard another person behind us say to there companion; "how on earth do you let yourself that God damn fat?" Do people not know that their voices carry or are they purposely rude and inconsiderate?

UNITED STATES / SEP 28, 2017 2:30 PM EST

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Shìt Eating AnaI

UNITED STATES / SEP 26, 2017 12:05 PM EST

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I am sitting on the SHlTTER in my work eating a plate of spaghetti and pooping. Cause I don't want folks to see me eating up here cause I'm always eating. Do you see a problem here?

UNITED STATES / SEP 25, 2017 9:33 AM EST

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Was Bill Nye the Science Guy responsible for creating a generation that thinks they "love science" when they really just love science videos?

UNITED STATES / SEP 23, 2017 2:36 PM EST

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Disgusting asshole Trump. He is the most pathetic asshole. He's a fken ignorant asshole disgrace imbarassing cheating lying idiot President ever racism bigotry hatred that's what Trump stands for. They have to get this ignorant trump out of office soon racist bigotry. It is sshameful of this unfit person for President

UNITED STATES / SEP 21, 2017 12:10 PM EST

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How do you handle cheating without cutting someones head off :P

UNITED STATES / SEP 16, 2017 4:04 AM EST

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Liberals and their retarded cousins, known as the common feces eating, TDS afflicted, flash mob, gutter crawling fat slob, are a disingenuous bunch sleaze bags. They cry racism, sexism, bigotry and xenophobia in an effort to shut down debate when they don't like what the opposition has to say. It's a slimball tactic and it shows that they are a bunch of sniveling little rat fukks

UNITED STATES / SEP 11, 2017 8:01 PM EST

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Can I just briefly talk about a subject that means absolutely nothing to you?... so, am watching what I've been eating lately, and I would just like to say... I Fückin hate plain ol 2% Fage yoghurt!! 😩 A) It's too thick. B) would be nicer if I added something, but who's got the time to bother? C) I never really enjoyed it. Even though i buy it in the 35 ounce containers, when I do go for it, I just put a spoonful in my mouth and swallow as fast as I can, enjoy yer dinner. ☺️

UNITED STATES / SEP 10, 2017 7:44 PM EST

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Can a fat slob get an allergic reaction from eating too many pies?

UNITED STATES / SEP 6, 2017 3:24 PM EST

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