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JC Joke of the week. Why does Soh have slity eyes. Because she's still wincing from being raped by her father and grandfather. BTW Soh did they ever make a video of them spitroasting you?

UNITED STATES / OCT 15, 2019 2:42 PM EST

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30 years have glazed her eyes

UNITED STATES / OCT 15, 2019 8:59 AM EST

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There is something dark and vile behind those dead-pan eyes. Its like looking into the eyes of a predator or something far more sinister & evil. These eyes show no soul, no humanity, no life or love. These are the eyes of a devil.

UNITED STATES / OCT 8, 2019 4:47 PM EST

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When did you bizelj your eyes?

UNITED STATES / OCT 7, 2019 2:44 AM EST

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Somebody told me that sex with prepubescent girls is very wrong in the their eyes. They were right. If your dick doesn’t fit in their tiny little vag, you should do them up the bum 8======)- - - -

UNITED STATES / OCT 6, 2019 1:51 PM EST

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Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach*

UNITED STATES / OCT 5, 2019 2:06 AM EST

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Incoherent babbling, repeating himself over & over, screeching and squealing like a spoiled little kid getting dragged out of a toy store. It’s all catching up and he’s melting into a pile of blabbering toxic slime right before our eyes.

UNITED STATES / OCT 3, 2019 11:51 AM EST

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MAGA hat computer chips set to stun. You will not believe anyone but trump. You will not believe your eyes. You will not believe your ears. You will only believe trump. Now walk like a zombie and insult everyone who dares questions trump.

UNITED STATES / SEP 2, 2019 10:03 AM EST

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PETA says Popeyes popular chicken sandwiches have officially resulted in the death of over 12 billion chickens.

UNITED STATES / AUG 29, 2019 4:25 PM EST

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My oil painting 'L'Avenue du Soleil,' is a fusion between the work of Hopper and my personal experiences of raping prepubescent boys. The waiter stands at a Champs Ellysees restaurant window, eyes closed and seemingly in another world as an eight year old boy gently sucks on his сock. Yes, there's nothing quite like the feeling of a young boy's milk teeth gently running up and down your shaft. Steven J. Beerсock.

UNITED STATES / AUG 14, 2019 7:56 AM EST

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Glasses on today. Thine eye balls 👀 need a rest.. Csnt wear contact lenses all the time, you moo! Your eyes need to breathe!!

UNITED STATES / AUG 13, 2019 2:50 PM EST

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Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk But I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from work Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out, yeah Now what's your name girl What's your sign Man, you must be up out your mind Dre aah aah Beer goggles, blind I'm just trying to unwind

UNITED STATES / AUG 10, 2019 1:07 AM EST

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I’ll take me eyes out, wear the glasses tomorrow.. My eyes need a rest. My eyes need to breathe!! 😝

UNITED STATES / AUG 3, 2019 8:23 PM EST

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Argh why are mushrooms such a bitch? I came home drunk and went in heavy on the mushrooms. Now the walls have eyes and ears and my counting cat will tell the authorities what I’ve been up to

SYRIAN ARAB REPUBLIC / AUG 3, 2019 5:56 AM EST

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Today when I was walking to college. A man with all black eyes (the eye color and white part) and told me, "don't go to the cove, you're not allowed there". What does that mean?

UNITED STATES / OCT 11, 2018 2:08 AM EST

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It never ceases to amaze me how many people are willing to trust the word of a pathologically lying and narcissistic con man over those of the New York Times, the Washington Post, the Guardian, CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, the Federal Department of Justice, & their own eyes and ears.

UNITED STATES / OCT 9, 2018 9:33 AM EST

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Anywaaay!! Sigh, I’m so glad I went to the optometrist and checked my eyes and ordered contacts annnnd snagged a free pair good for 1 month and the young lady gave me free contact solution annnnd theeen, lol.. I waltzed in over to China town annd toook a bunch of pics annnd got some real China green jasmine tea annnd salmon. I’ll be eating salmon for a week!

UNITED STATES / SEP 19, 2018 7:30 PM EST

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After telling me to open my eye wide, They’re gonna blow that air bubble in me eye ball... oooooh, hate that. Anyswaaay, I’m tored of wearing glasses.. I want to start fresh. Needs me a fresh Exam and new contact lenses.. I’ll be able to go out w out glasses, u moo! But I’ll likely still wear glasses a couple times a week. You need to give ur eyes a rest!!

UNITED STATES / SEP 19, 2018 1:17 PM EST

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How do you get rid of swelling red puffy eyes? I just cried my heart out.

UNITED STATES / SEP 12, 2018 9:32 PM EST

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One wave of his funny old stick, There's a band of light across your eyes.

UNITED STATES / SEP 11, 2018 2:11 PM EST

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