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There's something solid forming in the air And the wall of death is lowered in Times Square No one seems to care They carry on as if nothing was there The wind is blowing harder now Blowing dust into my eyes The dust settles on my skin Making a crust I cannot move in

UNITED STATES / DEC 2, 2019 3:51 PM EST

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I saw an extremely sexy 10 year old girl riding home from school on her scooter. She had lovely olive skin, large lips, green eyes, and let down brown hair. She was wearing a white and pink flowery dress and pink flip flops. I told her that she wasn't riding her scooter correctly. I stood closely behind her and she pushed her body against my dick: instant boner! I took her to my apartment and...

UNITED STATES / NOV 29, 2019 8:28 AM EST

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Popeyes is selling turkeys

UNITED STATES / NOV 27, 2019 7:26 AM EST

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A 12 year old girl was not feeling well and went to her family doctor. “Young lady said the doctor you're pregnant” said the doctor. The girl replied “But that can't be. The only men I've been with are nudists and in our colony we practice sex only with our eyes.” “Well dear”, said the doctor, “someone in the colony is cock-eyed”

UNITED STATES / NOV 24, 2019 10:59 AM EST

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We are watching the President of the United States dissolve before our very eyes.

UNITED STATES / NOV 18, 2019 12:36 PM EST

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Making an omelette is simple! 1. Cut off Soh's head and remove the eyeballs. 2. Place eyeballs in a bag and stuff them into Soh's body cavity. 3. Wrap a piece of bacon around Soh's body and put it in the oven at 225 degrees for 8-10 minutes. 4. When ready, remove the eyes and bacon from Soh and serve. 6. Bake Soh at 375 degrees for another 3-4 minutes. 7. Eat, I guess. I'm not really sure why I haven't had an omelet yet.

UNITED STATES / NOV 14, 2019 1:39 AM EST

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Am wearing my eye glasses. Gotta take me eyeballs out. Gotta let me eyes breathe!! Wyd??

UNITED STATES / NOV 14, 2019 10:57 PM EST

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Hey soh - eyes are open.. leering.. watching you...

UNITED STATES / NOV 11, 2019 6:54 PM EST

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Did you know that Soh was sacked from her job at the bakery after she gave an 8 year old boy some free cakes and then molested him in the back room. The dirty slity eyed bitch should consider herself lucky the police didn’t get involved. Why are the slit eyes such a depraved race?

UNITED STATES / NOV 2, 2019 8:28 AM EST

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Soh was home when the telephone rang. She screamed when she couldn’t get to the telephone on time because she can’t see well through her slity eyes

UNITED STATES / OCT 31, 2019 7:33 AM EST

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JC Joke of the month. Why does Soh have slity eyes. Because she's still wincing from being raped by her father and grandfather. BTW Soh did they ever make a video of them spitroasting you?

UNITED STATES / OCT 27, 2019 11:25 AM EST

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JC Joke of the week. Why does Soh have slity eyes. Because she's still wincing from being raped by her father and grandfather. BTW Soh did they ever make a video of them spitroasting you?

UNITED STATES / OCT 15, 2019 2:42 PM EST

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30 years have glazed her eyes

UNITED STATES / OCT 15, 2019 8:59 AM EST

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There is something dark and vile behind those dead-pan eyes. Its like looking into the eyes of a predator or something far more sinister & evil. These eyes show no soul, no humanity, no life or love. These are the eyes of a devil.

UNITED STATES / OCT 8, 2019 4:47 PM EST

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When did you bizelj your eyes?

UNITED STATES / OCT 7, 2019 2:44 AM EST

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Somebody told me that sex with prepubescent girls is very wrong in the their eyes. They were right. If your dick doesn’t fit in their tiny little vag, you should do them up the bum 8======)- - - -

UNITED STATES / OCT 6, 2019 1:51 PM EST

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Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach*

UNITED STATES / OCT 5, 2019 2:06 AM EST

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Incoherent babbling, repeating himself over & over, screeching and squealing like a spoiled little kid getting dragged out of a toy store. It’s all catching up and he’s melting into a pile of blabbering toxic slime right before our eyes.

UNITED STATES / OCT 3, 2019 11:51 AM EST

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MAGA hat computer chips set to stun. You will not believe anyone but trump. You will not believe your eyes. You will not believe your ears. You will only believe trump. Now walk like a zombie and insult everyone who dares questions trump.

UNITED STATES / SEP 2, 2019 10:03 AM EST

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PETA says Popeyes popular chicken sandwiches have officially resulted in the death of over 12 billion chickens.

UNITED STATES / AUG 29, 2019 4:25 PM EST

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