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I've just realised!! Only the army of Dems and closet Dems are saying that Donald Trump Lies. Have they been trying to pull the wool over your eyes too? Flippin heck!! Never again listening to other people. I'm going to make my own mind up in future.

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2020 11:37 AM EST

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What a night for my 3 day old baby! He came chur-chur down the aisle on an umbilical cord, held her hand, was rather clumsily draped over her shoulder in a summerlily, and went widdly-widdly across the room to a bouncer, in all of his smiling glory, to get a tissue to wipe the tears out of his eyes. I wanted to crawl into a tub of ice water and drown myself, but I ended up getting the damp wipes instead.


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What do you tell Soh if she's got two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice!


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Soh had beautiful eyes, and beautiful hair, she was not very tall so she stood on a chair.


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So sad to see the president of the United States deteriorate in front of our very eyes. Guess who’s enjoying trump’s deterioration. 😂

UNITED STATES / DEC 29, 2019 10:36 PM EST

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🎅🏻🎁 A cute little eight year old girl is so excited as she lies with her eyes closed waiting for Santa to come. She orgasms at just the same time as Santa comes in her tiny prepubescent vag. Kids just love Christmas sex. 🎅🏻🎁

UNITED STATES / DEC 24, 2019 1:19 PM EST

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Took me eyes out.. wyd?

UNITED STATES / DEC 18, 2019 8:36 PM EST

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Why don't the Dems stop trying to pull the wool over the publics eyes by dressing up smart and trying to look all important. Inviting the media. Talking lies all day without a shred of evidence. Hoping to get on the telly to be famous. So that the people come in from a hard days work and go "what's going on?" Look at the TV and start believing the stuff. Well I've watched it all day long and can only come to this conclusion, that the Dems are stupid.

UNITED STATES / DEC 18, 2019 3:01 PM EST

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Goodbye snowflake Dems it's the end of the road today. Open your eyes. There's nowhere to hide. Nowhere to go. Going on like a Petulant teenager about to self harm.

UNITED STATES / DEC 18, 2019 7:22 AM EST

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I woke up this morning and the sun was gone. Turned on some music to start the day. Lost myself in a familiar song, I closed my eyes and I slipped away....

UNITED STATES / DEC 16, 2019 4:10 PM EST

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There's something solid forming in the air And the wall of death is lowered in Times Square No one seems to care They carry on as if nothing was there The wind is blowing harder now Blowing dust into my eyes The dust settles on my skin Making a crust I cannot move in


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I saw an extremely sexy 10 year old girl riding home from school on her scooter. She had lovely olive skin, large lips, green eyes, and let down brown hair. She was wearing a white and pink flowery dress and pink flip flops. I told her that she wasn't riding her scooter correctly. I stood closely behind her and she pushed her body against my dick: instant boner! I took her to my apartment and...

UNITED STATES / NOV 29, 2019 8:28 AM EST

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Popeyes is selling turkeys

UNITED STATES / NOV 27, 2019 7:26 AM EST

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A 12 year old girl was not feeling well and went to her family doctor. “Young lady said the doctor you're pregnant” said the doctor. The girl replied “But that can't be. The only men I've been with are nudists and in our colony we practice sex only with our eyes.” “Well dear”, said the doctor, “someone in the colony is cock-eyed”

UNITED STATES / NOV 24, 2019 10:59 AM EST

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We are watching the President of the United States dissolve before our very eyes.

UNITED STATES / NOV 18, 2019 12:36 PM EST

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Making an omelette is simple! 1. Cut off Soh's head and remove the eyeballs. 2. Place eyeballs in a bag and stuff them into Soh's body cavity. 3. Wrap a piece of bacon around Soh's body and put it in the oven at 225 degrees for 8-10 minutes. 4. When ready, remove the eyes and bacon from Soh and serve. 6. Bake Soh at 375 degrees for another 3-4 minutes. 7. Eat, I guess. I'm not really sure why I haven't had an omelet yet.

UNITED STATES / NOV 14, 2019 1:39 AM EST

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Am wearing my eye glasses. Gotta take me eyeballs out. Gotta let me eyes breathe!! Wyd??

UNITED STATES / NOV 14, 2019 10:57 PM EST

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Hey soh - eyes are open.. leering.. watching you...

UNITED STATES / NOV 11, 2019 6:54 PM EST

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Did you know that Soh was sacked from her job at the bakery after she gave an 8 year old boy some free cakes and then molested him in the back room. The dirty slity eyed bitch should consider herself lucky the police didn’t get involved. Why are the slit eyes such a depraved race?


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Soh was home when the telephone rang. She screamed when she couldn’t get to the telephone on time because she can’t see well through her slity eyes

UNITED STATES / OCT 31, 2019 7:33 AM EST

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