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My face may be hideous to behold, but when I dance, then I come alive! CHEESE lS A KIND OF MEAT, A TASTY YELLOW BEEF!

UNITED STATES / DEC 10, 2019 4:18 AM EST

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It's easy to make a perfect book-like cover for your hardon, however, it's not as easy as you might think. In order to make it perfect, the back of the book would have to be turned to face you, with the ink on the book's spine, and if there's too much ink on the spine, you'll get a smudged look on your penìs. To prevent this, you'll have to get the book apart and mark where it should be. You can't sit down in a chair to do this.

UNITED STATES / DEC 8, 2019 10:25 PM EST

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Can convicted predophiles legally be on facebook?

UNITED STATES / DEC 8, 2019 7:55 PM EST

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Type "prepubescent vagіnas" into Facebook 8========)- - - - - - - -

UNITED STATES / NOV 22, 2019 11:50 AM EST

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Hey soh, did you consider the facebook suggestion?

UNITED STATES / NOV 21, 2019 9:26 PM EST

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hey soh, I have a suggestion for you. Why dont you start a facebook page for yourself and invite all your nancy boys to be your friends and that way everyone will love your posts there and we wont have tpo put up with it here

UNITED STATES / NOV 20, 2019 5:24 PM EST

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What a week Trump has had! The syphilis continues to eat his face, he killed more school children, his boy Stone is headed to prison, and he is getting impeached! Hard worker he is.

UNITED STATES / NOV 19, 2019 1:38 PM EST

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I am going to wear your head as my crown. I am going to make it so you will be mine forever. I'm going to do this because you are the most beautiful thing in the world to me. You are everything I ever wanted. You are my one and only. I can't live without you. Not for a minute. So I will have to be punished. I will have to be punished for what you have done to me. But I have to know you will be mine forever. And I will need to see your face every time I have sex with someone else.

UNITED STATES / NOV 15, 2019 11:16 PM EST

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I says, shuttuppa yo pie hole snnd I mean a shuttuppa ya face!! Now, do it!!

UNITED STATES / NOV 10, 2019 2:34 PM EST

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Learn to laugh at yourself, my friends. Learn to laught o. The face of evil. Know thysrlf..

UNITED STATES / NOV 4, 2019 12:18 PM EST

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Enemies fo life! Can be my slave in the next life, you know. I own yer soul.. Until you reach the 12th sign, you may be born again.. Also, I am so glad I am MAYBEE going to heaven. This make me happy, comforted to know I will never come face to face w you. Not even in the afterlife..

UNITED STATES / NOV 4, 2019 11:57 PM EST

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Stop copying and pasting you moo faces!

UNITED STATES / NOV 1, 2019 9:00 PM EST

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I won’t let this little unpleasantness disturb my day!! I’ll go out, face the world, unlike you.. sittin there all fat and nasty and gross af. Behind your lil puter, you sit snd rot and post and get colder and colder and older and older.. I have to say.. I am happy knowing you will never change. Fill ur pipe and smoke THET!! Tootles, off the shower, shampoo and go OUT IN THE EIRLD.. later-loser.

UNITED STATES / OCT 29, 2019 12:18 PM EST

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I’ll shower furst then ... out to face to wooorrrld!!

UNITED STATES / OCT 29, 2019 11:53 AM EST

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Do you have a bogus Facebook account?

UNITED STATES / OCT 26, 2019 2:41 PM EST

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Could you imagine Hillary slapping Trump across his face?

UNITED STATES / OCT 24, 2019 12:06 PM EST

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Face it Democrats will never win again. They are toast. Trump is too cleaver for them otherwise they would have won the election. Turning bad is a sign of weakness. Democrats bad and week.

UNITED STATES / OCT 23, 2019 11:36 AM EST

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How do I take a sip of wine and not make a face?

UNITED STATES / OCT 22, 2019 12:51 PM EST

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Swee-ee-eet, sweet diapered man, I can see your face, I can hear your voice, I can almost touch you

UNITED STATES / OCT 22, 2019 9:04 PM EST

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My wife had a fight with our daughter-in-law (son`s wife) . She asked me to stay away and to not get involved, no matter what happens. The end of it was: My 51 yo wife was slapped, kicked, face stomped and humiliated by our 27yo daughter-in-law, and everything was her fault, she started it. Not my daughter-in-law. I have to admit, I could barely believe that my wife could be so easily overpowered by a young woman, especially our son`s wife. Should I tell my son about that?

RUSSIAN FEDERATION / OCT 16, 2019 8:38 PM EST

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