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My wife lost 100 pounds last year, and I still haven't seen her with a smile on her face. Overall, I think she'd have been happier if the chemotherapy had worked.

UNITED STATES / JAN 19, 2020 3:33 PM EST

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Why do prepubescent girls wear panties with flowers on? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there

UNITED STATES / JAN 14, 2020 10:57 AM EST

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Will they have to import orange clay to Mount Rushmore to splodge into position to create Donald Trumps ugly face?

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2020 9:41 AM EST

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UNITED STATES / JAN 12, 2020 1:43 AM EST

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What facial expression will Trump have on his stupid face when Mount Rushmore is finished?

UNITED STATES / JAN 11, 2020 11:16 PM EST

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Obama has welcomed and given permission to go ahead and draw up plans to have his nіgger-skinned-face put on the right of Mount Rushmore.

UNITED STATES / JAN 10, 2020 9:08 AM EST

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Trump has welcomed and given permission to go ahead and draw up plans to have his orange face put on the right of Mount Rushmore.

UNITED STATES / JAN 10, 2020 8:59 AM EST

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Hey Soh - remember that new years when the magician called you moonface and *hundreds* of people laughed?

UNITED STATES / DEC 31, 2019 10:07 PM EST

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Conservatives will someday face the horrible truth that the Republican Party fought so hard to justify and excuse an amoral and self-serving president, and what he gave them in return was bigger government and erosion of the principles and values they once claimed to cherish.

UNITED STATES / DEC 22, 2019 2:45 PM EST

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The more people learn about impeachment, the more they have to face the fact that our institutions are under threat by a demagogue who wants to avoid paying taxes and prison.

UNITED STATES / DEC 18, 2019 11:00 AM EST

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Darlinxeses... shuttuppa ya face!! 😝🤸🏻‍♀️

UNITED STATES / DEC 16, 2019 5:46 PM EST

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Steven Beerсock wrote this: I only accept friend requests from Ethiopians on Facebook. That way I never have to look at pictures of their fuсking dinner. ITALY/Dec 21, 2016 05:09 PM

UNITED STATES / DEC 11, 2019 12:39 PM EST

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My face may be hideous to behold, but when I dance, then I come alive! CHEESE lS A KIND OF MEAT, A TASTY YELLOW BEEF!

UNITED STATES / DEC 10, 2019 4:18 AM EST

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It's easy to make a perfect book-like cover for your hardon, however, it's not as easy as you might think. In order to make it perfect, the back of the book would have to be turned to face you, with the ink on the book's spine, and if there's too much ink on the spine, you'll get a smudged look on your penìs. To prevent this, you'll have to get the book apart and mark where it should be. You can't sit down in a chair to do this.

UNITED STATES / DEC 8, 2019 10:25 PM EST

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Can convicted predophiles legally be on facebook?


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Type "prepubescent vagіnas" into Facebook 8========)- - - - - - - -

UNITED STATES / NOV 22, 2019 11:50 AM EST

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Hey soh, did you consider the facebook suggestion?

UNITED STATES / NOV 21, 2019 9:26 PM EST

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hey soh, I have a suggestion for you. Why dont you start a facebook page for yourself and invite all your nancy boys to be your friends and that way everyone will love your posts there and we wont have tpo put up with it here

UNITED STATES / NOV 20, 2019 5:24 PM EST

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What a week Trump has had! The syphilis continues to eat his face, he killed more school children, his boy Stone is headed to prison, and he is getting impeached! Hard worker he is.

UNITED STATES / NOV 19, 2019 1:38 PM EST

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I am going to wear your head as my crown. I am going to make it so you will be mine forever. I'm going to do this because you are the most beautiful thing in the world to me. You are everything I ever wanted. You are my one and only. I can't live without you. Not for a minute. So I will have to be punished. I will have to be punished for what you have done to me. But I have to know you will be mine forever. And I will need to see your face every time I have sex with someone else.

UNITED STATES / NOV 15, 2019 11:16 PM EST

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