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Anyswaaaay!! 🤸🏻‍♀️ (*falls on bottom)Darlinxeses!! I hope all is good.. 🥰 (ouch!)

UNITED STATES / JAN 21, 2020 7:05 PM EST

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Hey Soh... Hump-me Dumpy sat on my balls. Hump-me Dumpy had a great fall. Hump-me Dumpy learned to fap. Hump-me Dumpy had to pee so I started squeezing my balls. Hump-me Dumpy was looking at my crotch at the moment of climax.

UNITED STATES / JAN 16, 2020 10:42 PM EST

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Why is Joker getting so many nominations surely watching someone fall into despair is not a good thing.

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2020 11:40 AM EST

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I've fallen in the bottle a lot of times. I used to go find an open drain cover and dip it in the milk. I used to be afraid of being sucked into a bottle once I put it in the sink. I used to go and grab the corner of the bottle, put my legs over the top, dip it in the milk, and just trip and fall. It's like an adventure.

UNITED STATES / JAN 11, 2020 11:19 PM EST

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Steven Beerсock wrote this last fall. Fućk off, stalker pervert. Of course a truce is in your interest. First stop posting that foul garbage about me on JC. Second get dear Jonathan to wipe the lot off it his cesspit of a site after all that would be in your interest, or no?). ITALY/Oct 08, 2019 02:44 PM

UNITED STATES / JAN 10, 2020 8:27 AM EST

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A NlGGER is not a machine that you put anti-racist coins into until civility falls out.


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A woman is not a machine that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out.


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It’s ok... I’m the rock to cry on.. I keep the walls from falling downZ. Keep the walls from falling down, keep the walls from fallling falling down.


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Soh's Slow Cooker Beef Barbacoa Ingredients: 4 lb beef brisket 4 tbsp olive oil ½ yellow onion, diced Soy sauce 1 medium red bell pepper, seeded and diced 2 garlic cloves, minced 1 tablespoon tomato paste ½ cup water Salt and pepper Directions: In a 6 quart slow cooker, add the beef and seasonings, cover and cook on low heat for about 8 hours, stirring occasionally. If meat is not falling apart after cooking, bring to a boil.

UNITED STATES / DEC 22, 2019 9:26 PM EST

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Let us pray for trump: Our Father who art in heaven, please make Donald Trump fall into an open manhole and never come out.

CANADA / DEC 18, 2019 12:04 PM EST

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AARRRRGGGG!!!! ⚔️🗡 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!! You ZoInKiNg MOO!! Battle of the BEST!! Hiiiii Yaa!! Karate 🥋 chop ON your belly!! You fall into a heaping pile o’ mush like the mush ya are!! Ha ha!! I WIN, you Zoinker!!! You blubbery FURRY OXEN!! Hops on chest! I SHALL PLANT ME FLAG HERE!! 🤸🏻‍♀️ Yay! 🤸🏻‍♀️🤸🏻‍♀️

UNITED STATES / DEC 14, 2019 5:22 PM EST

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Soh, you're a fallen angel. I have seen you walking between heaven and hell, and I have seen the fire that sets your footsteps on fire.


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Everytime Trump opens his mouth, another lie falls out. Just as Germans were held accountable for Hitler's actions, Trump supporters must be held accountable for whatever mess he gets us into as well as his high crimes and misdemeanors!


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Surrrrrreeennddeeeer, you moo!! I shall lay claim over yer black soul, you boinkeeeer!! Arg!! You bloody ox!! Take that, you weener!! Blow to the tush, you fall into a pile of mush!! Get up, you zoinker!! There’s plenty more where that came from!!

UNITED STATES / NOV 28, 2019 8:39 AM EST

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The leaves, so newly cut, fall, And end on the shadowy tomb, And on the grass yonder spread, Should a living soul escape — Forever bound beneath the leaves of trees, Thick with mosses and sap; and die and sleep, Forever condemned to keep the dark yew.

UNITED STATES / NOV 26, 2019 4:01 PM EST

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If a bunch of blond Swedes were beheading people, not letting women vote or drive, stoning råpe victims to death, throwing gay men off roofs, etc Would they have gotten this far? Muslims know we're terrified of seeming racist, and they take advantage. Do libs really believe Islamists feel inferior to us and are grateful for our protection? Well they don't & they aren't - they'd kill us all in a second, including the Multicuturalists who fall all over themselves to welcome them to our shores.

UNITED STATES / NOV 24, 2019 2:40 PM EST

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JC Joke of the Week. What's the difference between a four-year-old boy and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would NEVER let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

UNITED STATES / NOV 21, 2019 9:13 AM EST

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Oooohhhh, I fall apart.. 🎶 down to my core. Didn’t know it before. Surprised 🎼 when you caught me off guard.

UNITED STATES / NOV 20, 2019 5:16 PM EST

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I'm working on a comic about an alien (called a 'siren') being at birth falling to earth. The story is about her with a band of teenagers called the 'Seaside Roses' finding her origin. Does anyone have any idea for book titles?

UNITED STATES / NOV 18, 2019 8:58 PM EST

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Donald Trump's day so far: - Utterly deranged press conference - His Baghdadi raid story is falling apart - Even Russia says he's lying about it - By this time tomorrow we'll be back to talking about impeachment - Trump is going to prison - It's still only 3:58pm.

UNITED STATES / OCT 27, 2019 5:58 PM EST

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