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At first I thought my cat was being all cuddly because she liked me, but turns out it was just an excuse. While I rubbed her, she stuck her butt up in my face and farted. And it stunnnnk.

UNITED STATES / AUG 17, 2018 3:15 AM EST

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Trump is weaker than a wet fart. No wonder putin played him like a cheap fiddle!

UNITED STATES / JUL 17, 2018 3:09 PM EST

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my fart smells like hot upholstered car seat farts

UNITED STATES / JUL 13, 2018 7:32 PM EST

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Is it okay for a mother to have farting contests with her so

UNITED STATES / JUL 5, 2018 5:18 AM EST

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Have you ever smelled a girl fart that was really stinky?

UNITED STATES / JUL 2, 2018 10:12 AM EST

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The Donald is blowing brain farts out of his mouth again.

UNITED STATES / JUN 11, 2018 7:26 PM EST

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Why do farts only smell when they're someone else's?

UNITED STATES / JUN 6, 2018 7:59 PM EST

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Soh sex dream pussy: hey Soh baby, I just sat on the toilet and farted ✌

UNITED STATES / MAY 19, 2018 4:36 AM EST

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Do you believe there is a land whereby all the farts go?? 😂

UNITED STATES / MAY 9, 2018 8:48 AM EST

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I'm sports, dad is sports, he yells at mom jog so she wont balloon. The problem is little brother david. Everyone hates him especially dad. Dave ruins life. he's a wimp 9 yrs. I have the best friends they like my mom's ass.Tyler tried hoisting David up, the brat farts so loud table vibrate. He farts in Ty's face. Like a skunk rotted in daves butt. Im hoping he rides his bike off the cliff. How should torture shyt dave?

UNITED STATES / MAY 7, 2018 10:59 AM EST

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My farts stink.

UNITED STATES / MAY 1, 2018 6:58 AM EST

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I recently was hanging out with my friends and we always laugh with each other. I however tend to laugh at everything and this time I accidentally farted for laughing too hard. I feel so embarrassed and I feel like my friends are not taking me seriously anymore. What should I do? Should I just ignore it and let it go?

UNITED STATES / APR 24, 2018 2:58 PM EST

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That video of kid in store with electronic device that makes very realistic sounding epic fart-noises, he hit at mall, wait for old men to walk near hidden device then BRRRAAAPPPP !!! Everyone turns to look at old guy!

UNITED STATES / APR 19, 2018 11:38 PM EST

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I've been farting all day. should I just go take a shìt and get it over with or just continue to fart and hope no one notices?

UNITED STATES / APR 15, 2018 12:30 PM EST

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What’ the difference between a freezer and a sexy five year old girl? The freezer doesn’t fart when you take your meat out

UNITED STATES / MAR 11, 2018 11:25 AM EST

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Your mom blows hot farts

UNITED STATES / FEB 10, 2018 5:22 PM EST

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I'm farting. I took magnesium citrate.

UNITED STATES / FEB 4, 2018 3:16 AM EST

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How often do you fart?

UNITED STATES / JAN 26, 2018 3:32 PM EST

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I farted a lot this morning,

UNITED STATES / JAN 25, 2018 10:07 AM EST

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why do my farts smell so good?

UNITED STATES / JAN 18, 2018 4:12 AM EST

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