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I’d like to start a Bullet Journal.. 🤸🏻‍♀️ I shall look to Pinterest for layout ideas. Wanna make it not only super functional but girly and pretty as well. Real pretty like! I’ll use my Japanese stamps. Amazon’s got these really nice stencils.. Gonna go all out, get artsy and fartsy and stuff. 💕 Carry it around w me.. Collect stuff, washi tape, oh my!

UNITED STATES / DEC 8, 2019 10:06 PM EST

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30,000 years ago, the mother LOSER was the queen of all the farting body lickers of space. All the beautiful long-necked women, the big soft tits, the romantic air of leathery silk draped on the large cheeks and lips, the throaty mocking birdsong was hers. She was a tribute to Aphrodite, the goddess of the belly, which is why she was so much the horniest of the gods.

UNITED STATES / DEC 2, 2019 1:34 PM EST

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What happened with fart gate? Was it really a coffee cup cup sliding across a desk or was it something more sinister?

UNITED STATES / NOV 21, 2019 8:00 PM EST

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I'm fa-fa-farting in the sha-la-la-lows, I fart in the shallows now...

UNITED STATES / NOV 6, 2019 7:24 PM EST

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Butt fart

UNITED STATES / NOV 1, 2019 1:12 PM EST

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Anywsy, this maybe gross, but I’ll tell ya, an hour ago, while I blew my nose, I farted and sneezed, coughed, yawned, hiccuped, sighed, all simultaneously while my left eye twitched, my right wrist cramped, my left knee cracked. All this happened whilst I was sitting on the John, peeing/pooping and I has my period. I know you fink this is so soo repulsive, but I had to come here just to post an update since I hadn’t been here all day.

UNITED STATES / OCT 31, 2019 1:03 AM EST

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What’s the difference between a freezer and a sexy five year old girl? When you take your meat out of the freezer it doesn't fart and spray liquid shіt on the bed sheets.

UNITED STATES / OCT 30, 2019 9:42 AM EST

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How do you not auto fart after anaI?

UNITED STATES / OCT 24, 2019 12:12 PM EST

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Why do Trump supporters love the smell of his farts?

UNITED STATES / OCT 1, 2019 12:47 PM EST

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Has you a heckin’ fart!! 💩 poof 💨

UNITED STATES / SEP 24, 2019 4:49 PM EST

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Pew! Who farted? 🤢

UNITED STATES / SEP 13, 2019 12:10 PM EST

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I pooped at walmart. Farted loudly in the stall and stunk up the place.

UNITED STATES / AUG 31, 2019 1:32 PM EST

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I gave you the farts

UNITED STATES / AUG 31, 2019 3:46 AM EST

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shart = sh*t + fart

/ OCT 17, 2018 8:05 PM EST

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your bad political opinions are worse than farts

/ OCT 4, 2018 10:37 PM EST

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to fart

/ OCT 4, 2018 10:32 PM EST

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farted

/ OCT 4, 2018 10:31 PM EST

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farting

/ OCT 4, 2018 10:31 PM EST

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How many times have you had to hold back a fart in this society? Why can't we just fart and it not be deemed as an unworthy thing?

UNITED STATES / OCT 1, 2018 11:03 PM EST

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Whenever one of the most celebrated and influential electronic fartist, Richard D. James can compete with the music flip to influence built. The better part of a decagon, James Polygon Window, Caustic Window, GAK and maintain, including `Aphex Twin has unreleased music under several thousand monikers great pace.

UNITED STATES / SEP 15, 2018 10:24 PM EST

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