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Sooo Father's Day is coming up.. are you a man?? Can or can't be a father, so long as you're a dude, let me ask, do ya fink a 3-6 month fruit, cheese and wine club is OK? It's from Harry and David. I'd like to do something nice for Father's Day this year..

UNITED STATES / MAY 23, 2017 8:25 PM EST

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Why do black me find fat disgusting trailer trash white women attractive? Don't they know they are actually trading down?

UNITED STATES / MAY 23, 2017 3:35 PM EST

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America,...home of the free refill and land of the obese. What happened to this once proud republic? Where did all these fat disgusting pigs come from?

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2017 1:53 PM EST

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To the dude with the "big fat wife", how can you stand being married to a fat lazy pig? Don't you have any respect for yourself?

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2017 12:11 PM EST

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Just bought my big fat wife 2 seats on a flight to Seattle. She's traveling for work again, gone for 5 days. I hope she fits. What should I do while she's away?

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2017 7:16 AM EST

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Your mother's father is your grandfather.

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2017 4:39 AM EST

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My White father was one of these ugly unattractive people who couldn’t find anyone to love him so he brought my Asian mother here.

UNITED STATES / MAY 18, 2017 6:08 PM EST

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I'm so upset right now....My big fat girlfriend and I went swimming in Florida and some dumbass mistook her for a manatee and ran her over with his boat. Do you think we should sue the bastard?

UNITED STATES / MAY 18, 2017 1:04 PM EST

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Me and my girlfriend are going to the coast. I want to give her sexual pleasure on the beach but not have sex, as we need to be discrete. And I mean really fućking discrete, she's only 9 years old and because of the way society stigmatizes our love I have to pretend to be her father. What kind of sick fućk would want sex with his own daughter. What's the best way to molest her on the beach without arousing any suspicions?

UNITED STATES / MAY 18, 2017 10:33 AM EST

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My big fat girlfriend likes butt sex so much that now she can't hold her poop. With her butt hole eventually tighten up if I stop doing her in the ass?... Serious answers only...please.

UNITED STATES / MAY 18, 2017 10:26 AM EST

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What can you do when your girlfriend gets too fat to ride on the back of your motorcycle? She wants to ride with me but her butt has too much girth.

UNITED STATES / MAY 16, 2017 1:33 PM EST

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Why are fat chicks so loud, irritating and smelly?

UNITED STATES / MAY 16, 2017 12:57 PM EST

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Why are Merican Trump supporting women such big fat pigs?

UNITED STATES / MAY 15, 2017 4:25 PM EST

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My wife is thinks she is too fat to wear a bikini...I think she is gorgeous and looks hot in her fatkini. How do I convince her not to worry about what other people think or say?

UNITED STATES / MAY 15, 2017 10:30 AM EST

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Why do fat people sweat so profusely even when it isn't hot? How can they stand themselves?

UNITED STATES / MAY 12, 2017 1:56 PM EST

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Did you drink your Slimfast today fatso?

UNITED STATES / MAY 10, 2017 1:00 PM EST

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Ma big fat bitch just gave berf to anotha mouf to feed. What should we name it?

UNITED STATES / MAY 10, 2017 12:30 PM EST

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I have a problem, the big fat one won't fit in the wood chipper. What should I do?

UNITED STATES / MAY 8, 2017 11:44 AM EST

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Thinking I'll call you FFC aka Fat Fake Canadian... what do ha fink? 🤗 I like..


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What does it mean if the father of the boy you like requests to follow you on Instagram?


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