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Larry Flynt just offered a 10 million dollar Reward for dirt on Trump that leads To impeachment. Pee-pee tape to surface soon!😂😂

UNITED STATES / OCT 13, 2017 8:40 PM EST

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Hurricane Irma made a bullet fly into my backyard.. it hasn't been fired or anything, it's like 1-inch and is red.. what do i do? i don't wanna throw it away, it looks cool.

UNITED STATES / SEP 12, 2017 4:40 AM EST

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Can I just briefly talk about a subject that means absolutely nothing to you?... so, am watching what I've been eating lately, and I would just like to say... I Fückin hate plain ol 2% Fage yoghurt!! 😩 A) It's too thick. B) would be nicer if I added something, but who's got the time to bother? C) I never really enjoyed it. Even though i buy it in the 35 ounce containers, when I do go for it, I just put a spoonful in my mouth and swallow as fast as I can, enjoy yer dinner. ☺️

UNITED STATES / SEP 10, 2017 7:44 PM EST

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I heard this joke once, John Christ. Some lady at a sport event said all the kids are winners(and they didn't keep scores). He's like, that boys got his shirt inside out and he's chasing a butterfly, that ain't a winner, lol. Just thinking, are we too accepting of strange behaviours in our society these days?

SOUTH AFRICA / AUG 30, 2017 9:46 AM EST

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Why does Steven Beerсock wear button-fly jeans? Because the local 5 year old boys can hear zippers a mile away.

UNITED STATES / AUG 29, 2017 8:13 AM EST

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Steven Beerсock wrote this. Looks like my mum just might get that telegram, one day. Tests say she just needs a gall bladder op; nothing too serious. Think I'll fly back there right now and give her a good slappin' and stuff fir scaring her poor family like that. Anyone got any knuckle dusters (preferably spiked)I can borrow?

UNITED STATES / AUG 28, 2017 9:41 AM EST

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Remember this? "The list of people who got fired by Trump or ran away from him: Katie Walsh, Preet Bharara, Sally Yates, Michael Flynn, James Comey, Walter Shaub, Michael Dubke, Sean Spicer, Reince Priebus and now... Anthony Scaramucci. No doubt the list will steadily grow longer. Do you think this fickle president will ever create a stable atmosphere? When will the turmoil end?" We can add Steve Bannon now! Who's next?

NETHERLANDS / AUG 18, 2017 6:49 PM EST

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Who will be the first to flip on Trump?... Manafart? Kellyanne Conjob? Steve Bannon? Jared? Spicey? Flynn? Lyin' Ryan? Pence?

UNITED STATES / AUG 4, 2017 6:43 PM EST

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The list of people who got fired by Trump or ran away from him: Katie Walsh, Preet Bharara, Sally Yates, Michael Flynn, James Comey, Walter Shaub, Michael Dubke, Sean Spicer, Reince Priebus and now... Anthony Scaramucci. No doubt the list will steadily grow longer. Do you think this fickle president will ever create a stable atmosphere? When will the turmoil end?

NETHERLANDS / JUL 31, 2017 6:10 PM EST

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Yesterday my 6 year old daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a Butterfly. So to teach her a lesson I said "Just for that you don't get any butter for a month." Today in the kitchen she killed a Cockroach. I said "Nice try."

UNITED STATES / JUL 14, 2017 9:45 AM EST

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I *really* want to bone Candace Flynn

UNITED STATES / JUL 12, 2017 10:23 PM EST

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I have done dance for the past 10+ years but am now considering doing cheerleading. I have gone to 1 practice and the tumbling and stunting were the only parts I liked and they were so fun. If I did it I would be a flyer in the stunts. I also really love dance so... Should i: A) do cheer and not do dance B) do dance and not cheer C) do fall cheer and do dance the rest of the year after cheer

UNITED STATES / JUN 4, 2017 1:16 AM EST

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If I keep flapping my hands in the air, will I fly?

KOREA / APR 28, 2017 2:46 PM EST

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Dorklongs, might I briefly mention that I love you all. Even though I don't show it, I do.

UNITED STATES / APR 20, 2017 1:00 PM EST

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Justcurious Joke of the Week: United Airlines: the only airline where you fly as a doctor, leave as a that slit-eyed ćunt who got what was coming to him.

UNITED STATES / APR 13, 2017 6:39 AM EST

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Justcurio Joke of the Week: United Airlines: the only airline where you fly as a doctor, leave as a patient.

UNITED STATES / APR 12, 2017 7:09 PM EST

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We float just underneath the clouds, the wind is calm and cool on our skin. Careful now, it is dangerous to be flying so high. It’s easy to get lost. Here, let us follow this river along. Isn’t it a perfect day?

UNITED STATES / APR 9, 2017 3:04 PM EST

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WHAT DO YOU CALL A NlGGER FLYING A PLANE? THE PILOT, YOU RACIST CUNT

UNITED STATES / APR 9, 2017 7:45 AM EST

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Otay, am back... briefly. So I asked if you were mad at me from last night and got a boat load of answers.. Answers I believe that were meant to hurt me. If you can not express your thoughts and feeling in a way that both convey what you're thinking and feeling, don't bother. To say that your comments were purposely set out to cause hurt proved that you are, in fact, upset w me. Tats all! 😝

UNITED STATES / MAR 21, 2017 5:28 PM EST

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Ever read up on those couples who after knowing one another only briefly get married.... and last for years... how do they do that! I wanna do that!

UNITED STATES / MAR 17, 2017 7:52 PM EST

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