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In third grade for Halloween, I was a rapist and my friend was a child molester. I know it sounds weird and fuัked up but at the time Kobe Bryant and Michael Jackson were the shั–t.

UNITED STATES / JAN 27, 2020 5:24 AM EST

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You see how my hands work, Before you knew them so well, It's nothing new, No, I've never had a friend. But I'm never alone, Or without a companion, I can hear you breathing You breathe in my garden. You breathe in my secondhand. You breathe in my dreams. Every night I dream, It's lonely. And when I wake up, I find, you're not there.

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2020 10:18 PM EST

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What if I told you I have a secret internet friend who I met online and we have been messaging back and forth all day?

UNITED STATES / JAN 18, 2020 12:11 PM EST

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Fancy a friendly poke?? Poke.. ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ Poke.. ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ Poke.. ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ

UNITED STATES / JAN 16, 2020 8:27 PM EST

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Do innocent people usually prevent witnesses from testifying? asking for 65 million friends.

UNITED STATES / JAN 14, 2020 7:33 PM EST

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We first met Joe on the frat party scene where we met. He was getting fairly close to ejaculating, so his girlfriend Alex tried to help him out by reaching down his pants. We told Alex to take his dick out of Joe's boxers, so she could rub his bare hole. Alex managed to reach his dick in, and Joe's ass hole squirted a big gusher of cum. Alex loved that so much, that she didn't care about me right then, but she apologized if she had made Joe feel uncomfortable.

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2020 7:45 PM EST

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It's just Unipussy spamming the site. He ain't right in the head. Kinda retarded. No job, no future, no friends. Ignore the human reject. Amen.

UNITED STATES / JAN 10, 2020 10:28 AM EST

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Steve Beerัock wrote this: Well, it seems I'm gone for good this time as many of you will be pleased to hear. Eddie boy has posted mt name on JC and psycho kid is now having a party posting any stuff he can find about my son. I have to think about . Yes, I know, I should have known this would happen. I'm going to get legal advice on how to track him down and stop him. I have plenty of lawyer friends, thank god. ITALY/Mar 23, 2014 12:05 AM

UNITED STATES / JAN 10, 2020 8:24 AM EST

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My girlfriend suffers from severe(ish) anxiety and depression. I really want to help her but when she's feeling more down than usual I never know the right thing to say to comfort her. She's only 11 years old and I'm 36, so it's hard for her to express herself to me. She says that talking to me helps but is there anything I could do to help her more? To pedos with girlfriends with anxiety and depression; what would helps your partners best when they're feeling extra down for whatever reason?

UNITED STATES / JAN 8, 2020 12:24 PM EST

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My girlfriend suffers from severe(ish) anxiety and depression. I really want to be able to help her but whenever she's feeling just more down than usual I never know the right thing to say to comfort her. She says that talking to me helps but is there anything I could do to help her more? To people with anxiety and depression; what would help/helps you best when you're feeling extra down on yourself for whatever reason?

UNITED STATES / JAN 8, 2020 12:01 PM EST

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My girlfriend and me have done dating for 5 month. I thought "This girl is very good," and became of love with her. Yet even so, on this Sunday, I comed home San Diego and nothing could prepare me for what the bitch has done to me...


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Merry Christmas everyone. What a year itโ€™s been. Me and my 9 year old girlfriend have been together since she was four. It was a huge life change for us when my 7 year old girlfriend joined us this year. My 9 year old girlfriend has adjusted really well and the three of us are very happy together. I just hope that next year can be as good as this year: prepubescent vag galore ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

UNITED STATES / DEC 25, 2019 12:22 PM EST

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I'm barely 2 months old and none of my friends or people born in this generation listen to Queen. What a shame. Why are we devolving?

UNITED STATES / DEC 24, 2019 9:57 AM EST

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I love my town so much. It's not diverse at all. Everyone is so friendly and helpful and it's so clean. It's like going back in time.

UNITED STATES / DEC 23, 2019 12:52 PM EST

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I just found out my girlfriend is a ghost.... To be honest I had my suspicions from the moment she walked through the door

UNITED STATES / DEC 20, 2019 11:54 AM EST

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The truth will set you free! Try telling that to the family of poor little Vicky from down the road. Tragically, she was only five years when she passed away. Telling the truth literally cost her her life: I had to kill her after she told her friend about my moltestation of her. Sadly, her family don't even have a grave to grieve at as I had to burn her body (I'm very forensic aware).

UNITED STATES / DEC 20, 2019 11:34 AM EST

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The very first day I was going on the street to get my car back in my apartment I was just thinking of going and I was gonna was a little late but last time you got a lot going to be a lot better and I have a couple more friends and then you get a chance and I have to go get

UNITED STATES / DEC 18, 2019 8:37 PM EST

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A friendly reminder to my fellow JCers. If you vote republican you are either very rich or very stupid. If you're not sure which check your wallet! (here is a hint... if you have to check your wallet the answer should be self evident to someone who isn't a dumbass)

UNITED STATES / DEC 16, 2019 12:30 PM EST

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You are a great friend of my family I wanna is a good time for ya boy shorts or a red truck to get a good night off and get some things off to you do

UNITED STATES / DEC 14, 2019 8:46 PM EST

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my girlfriend says we cant smash until we r 18 and am 16!!! what do i do?

KENYA / DEC 13, 2019 3:57 PM EST

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