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Is Donald Trump going to create the Trump University School of Law and Crime? With specialization in White Nationalism 202 or a masters in Getting Away with Tax Fraud and Int'l Money Laundering?

UNITED STATES / DEC 5, 2019 12:04 PM EST

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I'm going to kiss you. And mix your spittle with mine. It's like a drug. You'll like it. My creamy, spongy mouth, my wet mouth, that tight little asshole of yours. It's so tight and it's so hot, even when I squeeze the spongy toy. Oh, I'm getting so turned on. I'm going to give you a mess, honey.


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Not only is Dallas losing, they're getting their asses KICKED

UNITED STATES / NOV 28, 2019 7:10 PM EST

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I think Trump will bring about a new kind of democracy after getting rid of the old democrat.

UNITED STATES / NOV 26, 2019 12:31 PM EST

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What a week Trump has had! The syphilis continues to eat his face, he killed more school children, his boy Stone is headed to prison, and he is getting impeached! Hard worker he is.

UNITED STATES / NOV 19, 2019 1:38 PM EST

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Ok, so it’s getting colder, yeah.. You know the drill. I tell you each year, ask rather.. I ask you guys.. my hands get super dry, can crack and bleed at times if I don’t take care.. I don’t mind fragrance, but would prefer something w out it. I’ve just tried Vaseline Clinical care w barrier repair complex and hyaluronic (hi ya:) acid booster... eh, nothing great..

UNITED STATES / NOV 18, 2019 1:28 AM EST

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Hot damn, darlinxeses.. Whilst yer getting up early fer work tomorrow, I’ll be a taco. In bed. Snoozing...

UNITED STATES / NOV 17, 2019 11:39 PM EST

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Justcurio News Network: Donald Trump becomes the 4th President in American history to get his orange ass impeached. How do you feel that your mango moron is getting what he deserves? Could this be the beginning of a new era?

UNITED STATES / NOV 13, 2019 9:26 AM EST

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Have I got enuff energy to go and waterblast my car? Cuz I'm getting rust painted over on it on Thursday. Dorkles.

UNITED STATES / NOV 11, 2019 10:56 PM EST

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Getting ready for Nighty nite time?


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As the walls slowly close in on Donald Trump, his apologists are getting more creative. Some of the most outlandish among them are trying to out the whistleblower, question the loyalty of a decorated military hero, and compare the impeachment process to a “coup” or a “Soviet-style show trial.” Those lines of attack may play well in the fever swamps, but they are otherwise laughably easy to swat down.


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I am going through the process of getting a little bit of energy and then I will rape’ the kids in the morning

UNITED STATES / OCT 31, 2019 12:00 PM EST

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I am going through the process of getting a little bit of energy and then I will do not get to see the kids in the morning

UNITED STATES / OCT 31, 2019 10:45 AM EST

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Trump photoshops a hero dog getting a medal. The dog was raised to protect us, so Trump had to photoshop the picture because the dog would bite him. There's a reason you don't see Trump get too close to animals.

UNITED STATES / OCT 30, 2019 5:01 PM EST

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Trump is getting slower with his dementia. We need the 25th amendment now to get TraitorTrash Trump out.

UNITED STATES / OCT 27, 2019 7:56 PM EST

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Early morning panic-tweeting while filling diaper after diaper because he's getting impeached and there's nothing he can do about it.

UNITED STATES / OCT 26, 2019 9:42 AM EST

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I've been talking to this girl for around three months. We've gone out a quite few times and I like really spending time with her. Her birthday is coming up very soon. Would it be appropriate to get her flowers or is it too much (she's only 8 years old)? If not flowers what should I get her? I was thinking about just getting her some Skittles. She was prepared to stroke my сock after I bought her a 14 ounce bag, do you think she will let me molest her properly if I get her a 41 ounce bag?

UNITED STATES / OCT 21, 2019 11:02 AM EST

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Who had the better deal: Bill Clinton for getting suсked off by an ugly intern for free, or Donald Trump, who had to pay $130,000 for a hooker who just couldn’t keep her whore mouth shut?

UNITED STATES / OCT 19, 2019 5:38 PM EST

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Justcurio News Network: Drumpf is getting impeached and it will finally be her #HerTurn. Any one glad that we will finally take him down?

UNITED STATES / OCT 19, 2019 1:13 PM EST

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Steve Beerсock and his buttbuddy Romania had no problem stalking the underage kid of a JC poster and then posting his name and address and phone number 11,000 times. Beerdick deserves all the crap he is getting.

UNITED STATES / OCT 17, 2019 7:15 AM EST

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