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Listen carefully..... Trump is the President stop getting salty!

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2020 6:27 PM EST

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Rrump is acting out because he is scared. He thought he was getting a sham trial. Instead, he is facing the prospect of those from within his own administration telling the truth, under the threat of felony perjury, about his crimes against the interest of the United States.

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2020 4:35 PM EST

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If I were a Dem these days I would probably contemplate reincanation, because by the time you grow up again there might be a chance of your party getting into power. Then again you haven't grown up yet this time. 😁

UNITED STATES / JAN 17, 2020 2:55 PM EST

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We first met Joe on the frat party scene where we met. He was getting fairly close to ejaculating, so his girlfriend Alex tried to help him out by reaching down his pants. We told Alex to take his dick out of Joe's boxers, so she could rub his bare hole. Alex managed to reach his dick in, and Joe's ass hole squirted a big gusher of cum. Alex loved that so much, that she didn't care about me right then, but she apologized if she had made Joe feel uncomfortable.

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2020 7:45 PM EST

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Why is Joker getting so many nominations surely watching someone fall into despair is not a good thing.

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2020 11:40 AM EST

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The bees that live inside our president's head are buzzing extra-loudly this morning. Someone getting a little nervous...?

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2020 10:47 AM EST

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can you imagine if the GP reject below is getting email notifications when someone answers his question?

UNITED STATES / JAN 10, 2020 10:18 AM EST

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Dunno if I should roast the cauliflower?? 🤷🏻‍♀️ I’ve been cooking a lot lately and it’s getting on my nerves.

UNITED STATES / JAN 7, 2020 3:31 PM EST

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My tummy is getting bigger.. 😩 I has to stop eating in the middle of the night! Can you help me.. can you do me a favor?!?!? 😖

UNITED STATES / JAN 7, 2020 3:22 PM EST

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What a night for my 3 day old baby! He came chur-chur down the aisle on an umbilical cord, held her hand, was rather clumsily draped over her shoulder in a summerlily, and went widdly-widdly across the room to a bouncer, in all of his smiling glory, to get a tissue to wipe the tears out of his eyes. I wanted to crawl into a tub of ice water and drown myself, but I ended up getting the damp wipes instead.

UNITED STATES / JAN 6, 2020 6:16 PM EST

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Steve and his buttbuddy Romania had no problem stalking the underage kid of a JC poster and then posting his name and address and phone number 11,000 times. Beerdick deserves all the crap he is getting. CANADA / OCT 9, 2019 11:16 AM EST

UNITED STATES / JAN 5, 2020 6:42 AM EST

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All those poor little fish in the ocean, getting little fish cancer. Some of them are walking around on the ocean floor, with little fish crutches. It's all Trump's fault.

UNITED STATES / JAN 3, 2020 12:48 PM EST

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My crotch is full of swollen glands. My nipples are getting stronger and bigger. I feel very bloated. My heart is beating faster. I feel faint. My nose is burning. I want to throw up all the time. My whole body is tingling and my entire body feels cold. I am sniffling a lot. My nipples are popping out. I feel numb all over. I am pale. I am getting more and more excited all the time. My mouth feels dry. I feel excited. I feel self-conscious.

UNITED STATES / JAN 2, 2020 12:45 PM EST

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Soh's she shed burnt but she's getting a new chichier she shed

UNITED STATES / DEC 29, 2019 10:39 AM EST

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The Senate will throw this impeachment out like a petulant teenager into the street. I can't wait for the shít and goggle of it. This never stops getting funny. In the end t Dems are done for.

UNITED STATES / DEC 20, 2019 12:10 PM EST

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My dick is getting hard just thinking of Trump's orange ass

UNITED STATES / DEC 18, 2019 6:53 PM EST

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Trump is right- he should not be getting impeached today. Instead Trump should be getting indicted!! He committed multiple federal crimes from bribery to wire fraud to extortion.

UNITED STATES / DEC 18, 2019 2:10 PM EST

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What trump did is far worse than what Clinton did. Clinton lies under oath about getting a blow job. Asking a foreign government to meddle in our elections to benefit oneself is far worse than a bj

UNITED STATES / DEC 18, 2019 2:10 PM EST

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I like how Computer Dork is now getting all of his questions and posts modded on GP...even his boring spergouts on computers. What did he do to piss off the mods to the point where even his computer crap is modded?

UNITED STATES / DEC 18, 2019 12:03 PM EST

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Trump is getting impeached today. Whether he likes it or not. And no amount of stupid tweeting...no amount of pathetic desperate Hail Marys...no amount of cowardly hiding, will change that. He's now in the history books as a corrupt treasonous failure.

CANADA / DEC 18, 2019 10:34 AM EST

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