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My girlfriend said none of the guys she has been with have ever come from head. Holy šhitballs, bitch. Perhaps it's because you sućk at sucking coćk?!? Now she's seven years old she should be able to use Google and just look this stuff up. This one ain't too bright.

UNITED STATES / AUG 25, 2019 1:18 PM EST

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Whether or not DonaldTrump is impeached, I can still take great comfort knowing he may indeed be suffering from the brain-eating, pus-forming, nose-destroying, paralyzing, lump-factory that's neurosyphilis. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy!

UNITED STATES / AUG 23, 2019 1:33 PM EST

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Haven't heard from the panties guy in a long time.

UNITED STATES / AUG 22, 2019 5:21 PM EST

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Move bitch. Get out the way bitch. Move! Military guy takes hot dik to the throat.

UNITED STATES / AUG 22, 2019 9:51 AM EST

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I dream of using a gun to loosen up a 7 year old girl's vag. Then I force my ćock up her vag and cum in her as she screamed in agony as I ripped her open. After I'd finished in her, I'd take the gun and shoot it in her vag. Although the surgeons were able to save her life, she has significant injuries to her pussy and internal organs. In particular the life changing nature of the injuries to her vag leaves it hideously disfigured to the extent the no guy will ever want her again.

UNITED STATES / AUG 20, 2019 3:39 PM EST

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Military guys are losers. Like cops. Amen.

UNITED STATES / AUG 20, 2019 8:27 AM EST

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The nlgger dirtbag military guy takes pole to his asshole cause he had no other options in life amen.

UNITED STATES / AUG 19, 2019 6:15 PM EST

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Met an arrogant guy at a bar who said he was an actor in LA Just oozed confidence and had a really hot girl with him. He said he worked as a barista for a dayjob. I was a little drunk and told him the Romans considered actors below prostitutes.

UNITED STATES / AUG 19, 2019 3:53 PM EST

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Poor military guy. Had no other option but to be a leach on the guberment amen. Hes prolly a nlgger too

UNITED STATES / AUG 19, 2019 12:56 PM EST

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So who are you guys? All the the good old cartoons still here?

UNITED STATES / AUG 18, 2019 3:55 AM EST

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Uniballer is a pimp ass hoe. My boy Uni bring it erry day guys. 100% shot calla and a true big balla

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2019 3:38 PM EST

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I asked an Indian guy what the emergency number in India was. He said "The emergency is the life threatening situation between Life and Death where every second counts and it requires immediate response to save one’s life. In such situations, the speedy arrival of an emergency ambulance with paramedics could mean the difference between life and death for a seriously injured or ill person."

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2019 8:51 AM EST

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every bald guy is Baldi

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2019 7:52 AM EST

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The guy who told 4 Congresswomen of color to "go back to where they came from" and called Nazis "very fine people" is worried that his label of being racist will stick. Well, if the White Hood fits...

UNITED STATES / AUG 15, 2019 4:00 PM EST

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guys who is joe

UNITED STATES / AUG 13, 2019 1:21 PM EST

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Some guy just admitted he was inbreed. Older brother and sister had him. How retardes could he be?

UNITED STATES / AUG 12, 2019 5:12 PM EST

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Bill Clinton rode on the Lolita Express (ugh...doesn’t this guy know anything about subtlety?) nearly 50 times, while Donald Trump has never set foot on it. Now that I said this, how long will it be until the Clintons suicide me and what will be the method?

UNITED STATES / AUG 11, 2019 6:20 PM EST

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When guys fuk their guns do they put their dick in the barrel or the barrel into their ass?

UNITED STATES / AUG 10, 2019 1:36 PM EST

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Jeffery Epstein's character witness: “I've known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy. He's a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them on the younger side. Jeffrey enjoys his social life.” – Donald J. Trump

CANADA / AUG 10, 2019 10:39 AM EST

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My full name, my sister, mum, dad, sons names were constly posted with various invented sick stories attached. He would call for someone to go to Sicily and kill me. He started posting personal info about my youngest he could only have got by stalking him on the net. Yes, Soh, he did that and much much more for many years, not just two as he wants people here to believe. This guy needs some serious help. ITALY/Jul 27, 2019 01:43 AM


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