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It's easy to make a perfect book-like cover for your hardon, however, it's not as easy as you might think. In order to make it perfect, the back of the book would have to be turned to face you, with the ink on the book's spine, and if there's too much ink on the spine, you'll get a smudged look on your penìs. To prevent this, you'll have to get the book apart and mark where it should be. You can't sit down in a chair to do this.

UNITED STATES / DEC 8, 2019 10:25 PM EST

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*hops on lap! Yanks yer ear hair.. beats on chest, play! Play! Play! 🤸🏻‍♀️


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I saw an extremely sexy 10 year old girl riding home from school on her scooter. She had lovely olive skin, large lips, green eyes, and let down brown hair. She was wearing a white and pink flowery dress and pink flip flops. I told her that she wasn't riding her scooter correctly. I stood closely behind her and she pushed her body against my dick: instant boner! I took her to my apartment and...

UNITED STATES / NOV 29, 2019 8:28 AM EST

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What's the best part of raping a sexy 11 year old girl with cerebral palsy? Throwing the little bitch's wheelchair in the river and then smashing her arms with a sledge hammer so she can't crawl home 8======)- - - - - - -

UNITED STATES / NOV 28, 2019 12:02 PM EST

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The word on the box says Chocolate. Did I just eat them? Dye my hair? Or make hot chocolate?? 🤗

UNITED STATES / NOV 24, 2019 11:33 PM EST

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JC Joke of the week. Why did Uniballer rape’ a 2 year old boy? Because he couldn’t catch the boy’s 6 year old sister in his wheelchair

UNITED STATES / NOV 17, 2019 2:41 AM EST

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Going through puberty at age 60 is mind numbing to put it mildly. Believe it or not, I'm currently in that slutty teen phase of my transition. Short skirts, heels, tight tops, and red hair. My hairline is filling in, I have very little body hair, I have lost a significant amount of muscle mass as well as about half of my strength. I've also lost height, and shoe sizes. Oh, and my sexual changes have been the most profound.

UNITED STATES / NOV 4, 2019 12:16 PM EST

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Trump is just angry and sad because his subordinates didn’t inform him of the raid and he wasn’t in the White House Situation Room like President Obama when he got Osama Bin Laden. Obama was so confident he didn’t even need to sit in the high chair. That’s a real President.

UNITED STATES / OCT 28, 2019 5:48 PM EST

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I was watching the God channel with my disabled little sister yesterday. After around thirty minutes, she rose from her wheelchair and walked across the room. I stood up and screamed, "it's a miracle." She turned round and replied, "no, I just can't stand to listen to this šhit anymore," turned the TV off and collapsed in a heap in the middle of the room.

UNITED STATES / OCT 23, 2019 5:57 PM EST

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UNITED STATES / OCT 23, 2019 11:32 AM EST

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Ahem, you are looking quite sexy w your tousled hair and your stubbly beard and I just wanna hug you!

UNITED STATES / OCT 20, 2019 9:34 AM EST

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Do you blow raspberries to the drums of old hair-metaller songs on the radio or is that too passe or otherwise disrespectful?

UNITED STATES / OCT 16, 2019 4:13 PM EST

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A 7 year old girl was lying in the dentist's chair. The dentist said, "I'm going to give you helium gas." "Will that stop me from feeling any pain?" the little girl asked. "No," he replied, "but when you scream as my dick's destroying your prepubescent vag it'll be fuсking hilarious."

UNITED STATES / OCT 15, 2019 1:23 PM EST

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You should be thankful for all the hair in yer ears so I’m not going to make fun or be playful and try to yank yer ear hair! Carry on.

UNITED STATES / OCT 12, 2019 3:13 PM EST

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JC Joke of the week. Why did Uniballer rape’ a two year old boy? Because he couldn’t catch the boy’s 6 year old sister in his wheelchair

UNITED STATES / OCT 9, 2019 10:14 AM EST

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I agree with Italy. Uni is a wheelchair bound make-believe freak. Amen


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lindsey graham is a hypocrite and a trump butt fuсking asshole who uses trumps cum for his hair gel


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Fake whistleblowers, fake meteorologists, fake media, fake fed chairs. The only competent person on the face of the earth is the real stable genius, The Orange Clown.

UNITED STATES / OCT 1, 2019 12:08 PM EST

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Here's the story Of a crazy family Who wanted 2 take over the whole world, Some of them had hair of gold Like their father. Theirs was a deluded world It's the story Of a man named Donald Who was busy w/3 wives of his own, 1 hateful man Not keeping it together, Soon he’ll b all alone.

UNITED STATES / SEP 29, 2019 12:58 PM EST

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Why aren’t more disabled little prepubescent girls tipped out of their wheelchairs and raped? I mean, it’s not as if the little bitches are going to put up much of a fight is it.

UNITED STATES / SEP 22, 2019 9:47 AM EST

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