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Ahem, you are looking quite sexy w your tousled hair and your stubbly beard and I just wanna hug you!

UNITED STATES / OCT 20, 2019 9:34 AM EST

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Do you blow raspberries to the drums of old hair-metaller songs on the radio or is that too passe or otherwise disrespectful?

UNITED STATES / OCT 16, 2019 4:13 PM EST

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A 7 year old girl was lying in the dentist's chair. The dentist said, "I'm going to give you helium gas." "Will that stop me from feeling any pain?" the little girl asked. "No," he replied, "but when you scream as my dick's destroying your prepubescent vag it'll be fuсking hilarious."

UNITED STATES / OCT 15, 2019 1:23 PM EST

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You should be thankful for all the hair in yer ears so I’m not going to make fun or be playful and try to yank yer ear hair! Carry on.

UNITED STATES / OCT 12, 2019 3:13 PM EST

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JC Joke of the week. Why did Uniballer rape’ a two year old boy? Because he couldn’t catch the boy’s 6 year old sister in his wheelchair

UNITED STATES / OCT 9, 2019 10:14 AM EST

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I agree with Italy. Uni is a wheelchair bound make-believe freak. Amen

UNITED STATES / OCT 8, 2019 5:56 PM EST

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lindsey graham is a hypocrite and a trump butt fuсking asshole who uses trumps cum for his hair gel

UNITED STATES / OCT 1, 2019 4:41 PM EST

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Fake whistleblowers, fake meteorologists, fake media, fake fed chairs. The only competent person on the face of the earth is the real stable genius, The Orange Clown.

UNITED STATES / OCT 1, 2019 12:08 PM EST

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Here's the story Of a crazy family Who wanted 2 take over the whole world, Some of them had hair of gold Like their father. Theirs was a deluded world It's the story Of a man named Donald Who was busy w/3 wives of his own, 1 hateful man Not keeping it together, Soon he’ll b all alone.

UNITED STATES / SEP 29, 2019 12:58 PM EST

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Why aren’t more disabled little prepubescent girls tipped out of their wheelchairs and raped? I mean, it’s not as if the little bitches are going to put up much of a fight is it.

UNITED STATES / SEP 22, 2019 9:47 AM EST

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My girlfriend broke up with me. But I knew she’d come crawling back to me. I’m really glad I kept her wheelchair when she dumped me :)

UNITED STATES / SEP 17, 2019 4:24 PM EST

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Greta Thunberg is just so very cute. I want to gently spoon her from behind and stroke her hair and make her feel safe and warm and secure and happy. Then as she’s drifting off to sleep I would wrap her plats around my fists and violently sodomize the autistic bitch. Finally I’d throw her overboard and blame her death on a freak boating accident

SYRIAN ARAB REPUBLIC / SEP 14, 2019 6:28 AM EST

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There's nothing more English than this - sitting in a deckchair, molesting kids (or watching child pоrn) and listening to the sound of leather on prepubescent ass.

UNITED STATES / SEP 12, 2019 8:20 AM EST

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There's nothing more English than this - sitting in a deckchair at the Worcester county ground, watching the match and the sound of leather on willow.

UNITED STATES / SEP 12, 2019 5:28 AM EST

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An friend has her fourteenth birthday today. I want to wish her happy birthday with a personal message. What do you think to the writing this on her Facebook timeline: HBD Lisa. Out of all the little girls at school, I used to love peeking up your skirt the most. You always wore the nicest panties, normally made of silk and occasionally lace. Now my time at school has ended I'm really glad I made that secret video recording of you showering after gym class: blonde hair black bush - me likes

UNITED STATES / AUG 24, 2019 5:34 PM EST

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Flies will get in my hair and wont leave. I wash my hair, dry it, and in a lil while there's a fly in my hair again. This is a big problem bc at first glance my classmates think its lice( which it isnt because I've had my mom check my hair for lice). Sometimes I can walk around fine with no nasty comments, and then sometimes I hear people whispering about my hair.It is not a certain hair product bc I have tried many products along with lice/bug repelling shampoos.Pls help??

UNITED STATES / AUG 20, 2019 8:28 PM EST

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Greta Thunberg is just so cute. I want to gently spoon her from behind and stroke her hair and make her feel safe and warm and secure and happy. Then as she’s drifting off to sleep I would wrap her plats around my fists and violently sodomize the autistic bitch. Finally I’d throw her overboard and blame her death on a freak boating accident

UNITED STATES / AUG 17, 2019 5:29 PM EST

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72% of blacks have hair that look like broke off ant legs.

UNITED STATES / AUG 13, 2019 10:48 AM EST

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Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk But I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from work Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out, yeah Now what's your name girl What's your sign Man, you must be up out your mind Dre aah aah Beer goggles, blind I'm just trying to unwind

UNITED STATES / AUG 10, 2019 1:07 AM EST

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My lil boy is covered in hair. He is so so soft to the tough. Likes to snuggle in bed, in the crook of my arm, I pull him close so he doesn’t take a tumble off the edge.. like he almost did once.. no fear, he lays abandoned in my arm knowing he can stretch and I got him.. he comes and goes throughout the night..

UNITED STATES / AUG 9, 2019 5:05 PM EST

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