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It's easy to make a perfect book-like cover for your hardon, however, it's not as easy as you might think. In order to make it perfect, the back of the book would have to be turned to face you, with the ink on the book's spine, and if there's too much ink on the spine, you'll get a smudged look on your penìs. To prevent this, you'll have to get the book apart and mark where it should be. You can't sit down in a chair to do this.

UNITED STATES / DEC 8, 2019 10:25 PM EST

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There's something solid forming in the air And the wall of death is lowered in Times Square No one seems to care They carry on as if nothing was there The wind is blowing harder now Blowing dust into my eyes The dust settles on my skin Making a crust I cannot move in


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Would you want to spend the night at Hard-On Hotel?

UNITED STATES / NOV 29, 2019 5:11 PM EST

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You really work hard at being stupid. UNITED STATES / NOV 26, 2019 7:40 AM EST

UNITED STATES / NOV 26, 2019 7:41 AM EST

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You really work hard at being stupid. UNITED STATES / NOV 26, 2019 6:38 AM EST

UNITED STATES / NOV 26, 2019 7:40 AM EST

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I wish I didn’t judge ppl so hard when I knock off their MAGA hats.

UNITED STATES / NOV 24, 2019 7:42 PM EST

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"Trump Lies" is hardly a fresh headline, but it's still important to point out every time. I wish to God I could convince MAGA's to go find info for themselves, instead of just taking Trump and Fox News' word for it.

UNITED STATES / NOV 22, 2019 4:54 PM EST

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A gun-toting, banana-whipping hard-on rode the back of the truck with Sausage Brain butting his head on the hatch. His head popped through the tailgate with a pop. "Ow, Stinkz, that hurt!" Stinkz said as he watched the truck slam into Sausage Brain and his bull head. He spun his finger at the man driving.

UNITED STATES / NOV 21, 2019 10:37 PM EST

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What a week Trump has had! The syphilis continues to eat his face, he killed more school children, his boy Stone is headed to prison, and he is getting impeached! Hard worker he is.

UNITED STATES / NOV 19, 2019 1:38 PM EST

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this year’s presidential election is the first in recent years where the GOP didn’t use faith as a selling point, noting: It’s hard to bring up the Ten Commandments when your candidate has spent most his life breaking all of them.

UNITED STATES / NOV 17, 2019 7:34 PM EST

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If you would try as hard on your paintings as you try raping prepubescent boys, they might not be so sh!tty. Amen. uniballer ( ID-312 ) UNITED STATES/Nov 15, 2019 08:09 AM

UNITED STATES / NOV 15, 2019 10:49 AM EST

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The harder it is to learn a topic, the more likely you are to defend its validity. Imagine putting so much time and effort in trying to understand the bible, you are surely more likely to defend your interpretation of it. If the bible was a 3 page pamphlet, we would have less religion nutters in this country.

UNITED STATES / NOV 15, 2019 10:26 AM EST

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I bent my dick while trying to jack off to Japanese hentai. Fuсking Donald Trump always trying to make my life hard. What ails him?

UNITED STATES / NOV 10, 2019 7:01 PM EST

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I find it hard to believe that people are born wanting to stick their dick in someone's turd-cutter...


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Farland GP. Mother's ruin now. Times are hard.

UNITED STATES / OCT 22, 2019 7:33 AM EST

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Did you hear about the reporter who asked Obama a hard question? Neither have I!

UNITED STATES / OCT 20, 2019 2:49 PM EST

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Why is it so hard for conservatives to realize that they are wrong?

UNITED STATES / OCT 16, 2019 2:03 AM EST

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Ride w me, boss?? I got a hard head but her ass soft...

UNITED STATES / OCT 14, 2019 9:56 PM EST

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Donald Trump is sinking even faster than Richard Nixon.

UNITED STATES / OCT 13, 2019 11:51 AM EST

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Democrat Party want the Federal Government to seize our states’ own lands. They want to turn millions of American acres into “nature preserves” because it puts hard working middle class families out of work. They care more about some wild possums (and yes, they are delicious) than patriotic young citizens looking for work in our coal mines.

UNITED STATES / OCT 12, 2019 6:08 PM EST

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