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I like broccoli when it's raw. Its cold, crunchy, perfect with dressing for dipping. So, the other night, I left the lil lamp on, and the fu─çking thing exploded! The lightbulb that is... I still haven't taken the broken lightbulb out of the damn thing. Though I did unplug it.. Nor did I clean up the broken shards of glass... ­čśú It's still there.

UNITED STATES / SEP 20, 2017 11:07 PM EST

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UNITED STATES / SEP 19, 2017 12:48 PM EST

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I've been with my girlfriend for 5 years now and I've just told her parents I want to propose and they are all for it. I'm think I'm a bit of a hopeless romantic but I've been thinking long and hard about ways I can do this and I've got a few ideas. She's a big fan of the Great Gatsby and that kind of era so I was just wondering if anyone had any ideas or advice that can help me at all. Any advice is welcome

UNITED STATES / SEP 18, 2017 7:20 PM EST

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Toot! Toot! MOVE mofukker, you're in the way! Whys everything have to be so hard?? ­čśĺ

UNITED STATES / SEP 15, 2017 8:47 PM EST

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Steven BeerĐüock wrote this as his Facebook Intro: "At 55, I gave up on words: they never really managed to explain who I am. i now use colours." What a pretentious cunt. How hard can it be for him to write "At 55, I'm a failed husband, father, and artist. However, I'm incredibly successful when it comes to raping prepubescent boys: I've literally done hundreds of them up the ┼íhiter. They're so traumatized after being raped by the BeerĐüock that they'll never breath a word to anyone".

UNITED STATES / SEP 15, 2017 9:03 AM EST

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My boyfriend was playfully choking me and I kinda licked him. He claims he got hard but I don't know. Is licking a turn on for guys or is it just weird?

UNITED STATES / SEP 14, 2017 4:53 PM EST

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At school, this girl is lying about me and saying that I "grabbed her arm really hard" should I falsely confess to this?

UNITED KINGDOM / SEP 13, 2017 2:06 PM EST

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Hi I'm 11 and a girl but I'm not getting pleasure from master bating anymore. It only feels really good if I go fast and hard but how would I save up money to buy an electric toothbrush or how else could I be satisfied?

UNITED STATES / SEP 8, 2017 8:57 PM EST

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I really cant enter the dating scene again, lol, men are getting nasty. Even the way they look, I see couples of really hot girls with men that look really not good. As much as I lough while I type, it is so not worth it to date an ugly man that would kill you 40% of the time. What's wrong with women? lol, laughing so hard...

SOUTH AFRICA / SEP 8, 2017 3:23 AM EST

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I didn't do her because my shaft was easy, I did it cuz my shaft was hard

UNITED STATES / SEP 7, 2017 6:07 AM EST

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Are hard times the happiest days of your life?

UNITED STATES / SEP 4, 2017 4:55 PM EST

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Soh would u evr let a almost 22 yr old smash u hard

UNITED STATES / SEP 3, 2017 4:57 AM EST

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Why would men sleep with goats? I saw a video of a guy having s- with a donkey, and looking at the camera while he did it. It's hard to eat after that. Then there are the one's that do dogs. Are prostitutes to expensive? This is so demonic! Now I got something to make me vommit today, bolimia is like u never heard this junk...

SOUTH AFRICA / AUG 30, 2017 11:46 AM EST

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Steven BeerĐüock wrote this for his Facebook Intro: "At 55, I gave up on words: they never really managed to explain who I am. i now use colours." What a pretentious cunt. How hard can it be for him to write "At 55, I'm a failed husband, father, and artist. However, I'm incredibly successful when it comes to raping prepubescent boys: I've literally done hundreds of them up the ┼íhiter. They're so traumatized after being raped by the BeerĐüock that they'll never breath a word to anyone".

UNITED STATES / AUG 29, 2017 8:02 AM EST

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LET'S MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY. GRAB THE WHORE SO HARD SHE PISSES OVER EVERYTHING THE NlGGER CUNTS BARRACK AND MICHELLE TOUCHED. WE LOVE YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP

UNITED STATES / AUG 29, 2017 7:56 AM EST

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Steven BeerĐüock has the following as his Facebook Intro: "At 55, I gave up on words: they never really managed to explain who I am. i now use colours." What a pretentious cunt. How hard can it be for him to right "At 55, I'm a failed husband, father, and artist. However, I'm incredibly successful when it comes to raping prepubescent boys: I've literally done hundreds of them up the ┼íhiter. Their so traumatised after being raped by the BeerĐüock that they'll never breath a word to anyone".

UNITED STATES / AUG 28, 2017 12:34 PM EST

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does anyone else find these things attractive? 1. when someone who is usually clean-cut swears out of emotion 2. when someone is really captured by something/someone beautiful and it is hard for them to focus

UNITED STATES / AUG 25, 2017 12:49 PM EST

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What is it in this world that makes your shaft rock hard ?

UNITED STATES / AUG 23, 2017 2:23 AM EST

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How do I tell my fiance, politely, and FIRMLY that I don't always want to have sex or give him blow-jobs? Our relationship is great and we're happy, but I'm not always in the mood after a long day, and find it hard to say no when he constantly asks for sex. PLEASE HELP!

UNITED STATES / AUG 23, 2017 6:51 PM EST

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One time I fuĐüked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life

UNITED STATES / AUG 21, 2017 8:44 AM EST

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