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GP loser makes no sense, I have to go now. Why? Well because I have a life. Have fun whining! I bet he loves the fact that he takes up so much of your time and energy. You should charge him rent cos he lives inside your head so much. Loser!

UNITED STATES / DEC 13, 2019 8:03 AM EST

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Donald Trump made bitter & catty remarks about a 16-year-old girl for being picked ahead of him for Timeโ€™s โ€œPerson of the Yearโ€. The main reason this will not be regarded as the lowest and most undignified moment of his presidency is that he has provided so very much competition.

UNITED STATES / DEC 12, 2019 12:56 PM EST

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A policeman grabbed me in the park today just as I was heading into the kindergarten. 'Where do you think you're going?' he asked. I replied, 'I'll have you know I identify as someone who has every right to enter this school!' He looked me up and down and said, 'Is that so? Well what do you "identify" as, then?' I replied, 'A sadististic pedophila rapist.'

UNITED STATES / DEC 11, 2019 12:30 PM EST

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That Uniballer guy seems based. Which dickhead keeps calling him a pussy coward? Is it STEVEN BEERCUNT?

UNITED STATES / DEC 11, 2019 7:30 AM EST

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Impeachment articles presented. Guilt is obvious for those off us who's heads are not up our asses. For those of us who live in denial we will make up facts and alternate realities where it is the other sides fault. And the divide will deepen. And in the end that is what they wanted all along. so both sides can claim victory and we can continue to fight about the obvious. Next.

UNITED STATES / DEC 10, 2019 12:39 PM EST

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Getting sleepyhead ๐Ÿ˜ด sleepy ๐Ÿ’ค ๐Ÿค— Gโ€™nite. ๐Ÿ’‹


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He died doing what he loved. Slurping ramen. (closed casket, gaping hole in back of corpses head)


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I guess I'll have to rivet Soh's GIANT ENCEPHALITIC HEAD to her body so they can't remove it.


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Soh suffers from adenomyosis, a medical condition which can cause enlargement of the womb. This enlargement makes her extreme powers all the more deadly to those who have come into contact with her. Soh also suffers from haematoma, a very large blood clot on her skull and will have to have her head amputated. Many other factors will play into Soh's death, including severe abuse and repeated abuse of her mental health.


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I have the head, body, and mind of a pig. When my head moves I moan as a pig does. I cannot see you, so we cannot communicate. But I can feel your pleasure. I want more. I crave your cะพck. But you are holding me, impaled on your cะพck, and I am entirely helpless. I don't want to be dominated by a pig, but your cะพck is so big, and thick.

UNITED STATES / NOV 27, 2019 10:00 PM EST

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Any!! Moot moot, Moothead!!!! Passing true!! ๐Ÿ˜

UNITED STATES / NOV 24, 2019 4:25 PM EST

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If a bunch of blond Swedes were beheading people, not letting women vote or drive, stoning rรฅpe victims to death, throwing gay men off roofs, etc Would they have gotten this far? Muslims know we're terrified of seeming racist, and they take advantage. Do libs really believe Islamists feel inferior to us and are grateful for our protection? Well they don't & they aren't - they'd kill us all in a second, including the Multicuturalists who fall all over themselves to welcome them to our shores.

UNITED STATES / NOV 24, 2019 2:40 PM EST

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"Trump Lies" is hardly a fresh headline, but it's still important to point out every time. I wish to God I could convince MAGA's to go find info for themselves, instead of just taking Trump and Fox News' word for it.

UNITED STATES / NOV 22, 2019 4:54 PM EST

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A gun-toting, banana-whipping hard-on rode the back of the truck with Sausage Brain butting his head on the hatch. His head popped through the tailgate with a pop. "Ow, Stinkz, that hurt!" Stinkz said as he watched the truck slam into Sausage Brain and his bull head. He spun his finger at the man driving.

UNITED STATES / NOV 21, 2019 10:37 PM EST

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My mind is empty, my heart is in pieces. I'm lost... Why is this happening? What is happening to me? Are you there, Soh? Is this a dream? I'm lost. My head is empty. My heart is raw, an empty raw heart. My mind is like a vacuous sack, from which I must drink... I need my mind! My true self is waiting for me inside. My true self, my true self! My true self is always here, no matter where I am!

UNITED STATES / NOV 20, 2019 2:06 AM EST

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What a week Trump has had! The syphilis continues to eat his face, he killed more school children, his boy Stone is headed to prison, and he is getting impeached! Hard worker he is.

UNITED STATES / NOV 19, 2019 1:38 PM EST

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Youtube W.T.F Max Headroom Hijacks Tv Nov. 22, 1987 Real Footage

UNITED STATES / NOV 17, 2019 1:15 AM EST

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Step 1. Cut off Soh's head. 2. Cut a slit in Soh's chest. 3. Cut off her tongue and put it in the mouth of the monster head. 4. Put the monster head into the fridge and wait for the next step. 5. Take the monster head out of the fridge. 6. Put the monster head in your fridge and wait for the next step. 7. Open the refrigerator door. 8. Throw the monster head at Soh 9. Take Soh out of the fridge. 10. Put the monster head in your mouth.

UNITED STATES / NOV 17, 2019 12:16 PM EST

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๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒโค๏ธ I need you to bring me the best game of the day! I want to make the best game of my life! ๐Ÿ˜˜ ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿธ ๐Ÿ“ข I'm ready to get a head start with this project! ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“ ๐Ÿ“š I need help! Please help! ๐Ÿ˜˜ ๐Ÿ“Š๐Ÿ“Š๐Ÿ’™ ๐Ÿ”ฅ I don't want to go into any specifics, but I will tell you this. I know exactly what I want this to be. ๐Ÿ’Ž

UNITED STATES / NOV 17, 2019 10:15 PM EST

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I am going to wear your head as my crown. I am going to make it so you will be mine forever. I'm going to do this because you are the most beautiful thing in the world to me. You are everything I ever wanted. You are my one and only. I can't live without you. Not for a minute. So I will have to be punished. I will have to be punished for what you have done to me. But I have to know you will be mine forever. And I will need to see your face every time I have sex with someone else.

UNITED STATES / NOV 15, 2019 11:16 PM EST

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