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"I'm right because everyone knows that I'm right, but they can't admit it. They can't handle the truth" What's the lamest argument you have ever heard?

UNITED STATES / AUG 22, 2017 7:19 AM EST

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The Trump Apologist has gradually become aware that you can't win an argument just by calling names. He can't live without calling names, though. So this has become his new logic: "Sore loser" can be used, as it merely means somebody who can't handle a loss. By giving a definition, presented by him as a fact, he thinks that calling someone a sore loser is no longer an opinion lacking any substance, but a fact as well. 🤣 When was the last time you heard some utterly stupid logic?

UNITED STATES / AUG 21, 2017 3:49 AM EST

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(Continued) One day in school, I overheard some kid say to his friend "At least you have a father" and I chimed in and said "I'd rather have no father than the type of father I was dealt with" Explained to them my life and then they felt sorry for me.

UNITED STATES / AUG 8, 2017 2:34 AM EST

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I heard dolphins and humans are the only two animals that have sex for fun. Since hearing this, I have been banned from Sea World. The miserable cunts

UNITED STATES / AUG 8, 2017 11:07 AM EST

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Have you ever heard a bobwhite calling In the Carolina pines?

UNITED STATES / AUG 8, 2017 10:31 AM EST

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*waltz music* home, home on the range, where the deer and the antelope play, where seldom is heard a discouraging word, and the skies are not cloudy all day.

UNITED STATES / JUL 25, 2017 5:08 AM EST

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You know how you told someone a secret you thought you could really trust. Well there going to tell someone they thought they could really trust and so on. I forget where I heard this but its the realist thing I ever heard

UNITED STATES / JUL 18, 2017 2:30 AM EST

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So I really like this guy. I see him maybe once a week when I go out. I replied to his story once and we talked a little, but nothing personal (about a tv show) and then he replied to my instagram story and we talked agan and he left me on seen, but again it was nothing personal. I really like him, I heard that he is a nice guy , but I am not sure how he really feels about me. I really want to talk to him and stuff but I don't know how. Any tips? :/

UNITED STATES / JUL 9, 2017 10:12 AM EST

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I was banging this nice lady on her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said, "It's my husband! Quick, use the back door!" I really should have ran, but how can you refuse an offer like that?

UNITED STATES / JUN 27, 2017 6:26 PM EST

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Justcurio Joke of the Week: Why were the colors black and brown recently added to the LGBT Pride flag? Because someone asked for necrophile representation on the flag, but it was misheard it as "negrophile."

UNITED STATES / JUN 20, 2017 12:15 PM EST

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I went on a date with a guy two days in a row Saturday and Sunday . He isn't a very good about texting. We had a great time but I haven't heard from him. Can I text him or should I just wait?

UNITED STATES / JUN 13, 2017 1:12 PM EST

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I heard something like 65% of Pakis are dangerously inbred and that's why they're especially violent even among Islams. Anyone know if that's true?

UNITED STATES / JUN 3, 2017 9:06 PM EST

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I heard on the news that a man is wanted for molesting girls between the ages of 4 and 9. I'm gonna apply for that job.

UNITED STATES / APR 25, 2017 7:06 AM EST

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Heard you were lookin for me. What do ya want?

UNITED STATES / APR 2, 2017 6:21 PM EST

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I heard Kanye West interrupted one of his rants to rap for a moment. Is this true?

UNITED STATES / MAR 31, 2017 4:30 PM EST

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Arnold Zeppelin. Best punk band you never heard.

CANADA / MAR 24, 2017 9:43 PM EST

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Hey dip shlt ever heard of spell checker?? Dumbass.

UNITED STATES / MAR 15, 2017 10:14 PM EST

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In case you've never heard of the term 'Orange Idiot', this is the Urban Dictionary's definition: "The president of spray tans and a part time U.S leader". Just so you know.

UNITED STATES / MAR 15, 2017 7:42 AM EST

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100 Go to a web site like JC, where nobody knows sh*t about the difference between Warwick and Bath. They will have googled the few things they know. Things you could have googled yourself. NOBODY HAS HEARD OF WARWICK BECAUSE ALL THE PROFESSORS THERE ARE TOO BUSY EATING CAT SHlT OUT OF THEIR SISTERS' CUNTS TO GET ANYTHING TO PUBLISHED IN A DECENT JOURNAL. GO TO BATH, YOU SMELL LIKE YOU NEED ONE ANYWAY. YOU DIRTY LITTLE NlGGER CUNT

UNITED STATES / MAR 7, 2017 3:57 PM EST

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099 Go to a web site like JC, where nobody knows sh*t about the difference between Warwick and Bath. They will have googled the few things they know. Things you could have googled yourself. NOBODY HAS HEARD OF WARWICK BECAUSE ALL THE PROFESSORS THERE ARE TOO BUSY EATING CAT SHlT OUT OF THEIR SISTERS' CUNTS TO GET ANYTHING TO PUBLISHED IN A DECENT JOURNAL. GO TO BATH, YOU SMELL LIKE YOU NEED ONE ANYWAY. YOU DIRTY LITTLE NlGGER CUNT

UNITED STATES / MAR 7, 2017 3:57 PM EST

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