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I was banging this nice lady on her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said, "It's my husband! Quick, use the back door!" I really should have ran, but how can you refuse an offer like that?

UNITED STATES / JUN 27, 2017 6:26 PM EST

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Justcurio Joke of the Week: Why were the colors black and brown recently added to the LGBT Pride flag? Because someone asked for necrophile representation on the flag, but it was misheard it as "negrophile."

UNITED STATES / JUN 20, 2017 12:15 PM EST

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I went on a date with a guy two days in a row Saturday and Sunday . He isn't a very good about texting. We had a great time but I haven't heard from him. Can I text him or should I just wait?

UNITED STATES / JUN 13, 2017 1:12 PM EST

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I heard something like 65% of Pakis are dangerously inbred and that's why they're especially violent even among Islams. Anyone know if that's true?

UNITED STATES / JUN 3, 2017 9:06 PM EST

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I heard on the news that a man is wanted for molesting girls between the ages of 4 and 9. I'm gonna apply for that job.

UNITED STATES / APR 25, 2017 7:06 AM EST

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Heard you were lookin for me. What do ya want?

UNITED STATES / APR 2, 2017 6:21 PM EST

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I heard Kanye West interrupted one of his rants to rap for a moment. Is this true?

UNITED STATES / MAR 31, 2017 4:30 PM EST

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Arnold Zeppelin. Best punk band you never heard.

CANADA / MAR 24, 2017 9:43 PM EST

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Hey dip shlt ever heard of spell checker?? Dumbass.

UNITED STATES / MAR 15, 2017 10:14 PM EST

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In case you've never heard of the term 'Orange Idiot', this is the Urban Dictionary's definition: "The president of spray tans and a part time U.S leader". Just so you know.

UNITED STATES / MAR 15, 2017 7:42 AM EST

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100 Go to a web site like JC, where nobody knows sh*t about the difference between Warwick and Bath. They will have googled the few things they know. Things you could have googled yourself. NOBODY HAS HEARD OF WARWICK BECAUSE ALL THE PROFESSORS THERE ARE TOO BUSY EATING CAT SHlT OUT OF THEIR SISTERS' CUNTS TO GET ANYTHING TO PUBLISHED IN A DECENT JOURNAL. GO TO BATH, YOU SMELL LIKE YOU NEED ONE ANYWAY. YOU DIRTY LITTLE NlGGER CUNT

UNITED STATES / MAR 7, 2017 3:57 PM EST

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099 Go to a web site like JC, where nobody knows sh*t about the difference between Warwick and Bath. They will have googled the few things they know. Things you could have googled yourself. NOBODY HAS HEARD OF WARWICK BECAUSE ALL THE PROFESSORS THERE ARE TOO BUSY EATING CAT SHlT OUT OF THEIR SISTERS' CUNTS TO GET ANYTHING TO PUBLISHED IN A DECENT JOURNAL. GO TO BATH, YOU SMELL LIKE YOU NEED ONE ANYWAY. YOU DIRTY LITTLE NlGGER CUNT

UNITED STATES / MAR 7, 2017 3:57 PM EST

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098 Go to a web site like JC, where nobody knows sh*t about the difference between Warwick and Bath. They will have googled the few things they know. Things you could have googled yourself. NOBODY HAS HEARD OF WARWICK BECAUSE ALL THE PROFESSORS THERE ARE TOO BUSY EATING CAT SHlT OUT OF THEIR SISTERS' CUNTS TO GET ANYTHING TO PUBLISHED IN A DECENT JOURNAL. GO TO BATH, YOU SMELL LIKE YOU NEED ONE ANYWAY. YOU DIRTY LITTLE NlGGER CUNT

UNITED STATES / MAR 7, 2017 3:57 PM EST

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097 Go to a web site like JC, where nobody knows sh*t about the difference between Warwick and Bath. They will have googled the few things they know. Things you could have googled yourself. NOBODY HAS HEARD OF WARWICK BECAUSE ALL THE PROFESSORS THERE ARE TOO BUSY EATING CAT SHlT OUT OF THEIR SISTERS' CUNTS TO GET ANYTHING TO PUBLISHED IN A DECENT JOURNAL. GO TO BATH, YOU SMELL LIKE YOU NEED ONE ANYWAY. YOU DIRTY LITTLE NlGGER CUNT

UNITED STATES / MAR 7, 2017 3:57 PM EST

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096 Go to a web site like JC, where nobody knows sh*t about the difference between Warwick and Bath. They will have googled the few things they know. Things you could have googled yourself. NOBODY HAS HEARD OF WARWICK BECAUSE ALL THE PROFESSORS THERE ARE TOO BUSY EATING CAT SHlT OUT OF THEIR SISTERS' CUNTS TO GET ANYTHING TO PUBLISHED IN A DECENT JOURNAL. GO TO BATH, YOU SMELL LIKE YOU NEED ONE ANYWAY. YOU DIRTY LITTLE NlGGER CUNT

UNITED STATES / MAR 7, 2017 3:57 PM EST

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095 Go to a web site like JC, where nobody knows sh*t about the difference between Warwick and Bath. They will have googled the few things they know. Things you could have googled yourself. NOBODY HAS HEARD OF WARWICK BECAUSE ALL THE PROFESSORS THERE ARE TOO BUSY EATING CAT SHlT OUT OF THEIR SISTERS' CUNTS TO GET ANYTHING TO PUBLISHED IN A DECENT JOURNAL. GO TO BATH, YOU SMELL LIKE YOU NEED ONE ANYWAY. YOU DIRTY LITTLE NlGGER CUNT

UNITED STATES / MAR 7, 2017 3:57 PM EST

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094 Go to a web site like JC, where nobody knows sh*t about the difference between Warwick and Bath. They will have googled the few things they know. Things you could have googled yourself. NOBODY HAS HEARD OF WARWICK BECAUSE ALL THE PROFESSORS THERE ARE TOO BUSY EATING CAT SHlT OUT OF THEIR SISTERS' CUNTS TO GET ANYTHING TO PUBLISHED IN A DECENT JOURNAL. GO TO BATH, YOU SMELL LIKE YOU NEED ONE ANYWAY. YOU DIRTY LITTLE NlGGER CUNT

UNITED STATES / MAR 7, 2017 3:57 PM EST

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093 Go to a web site like JC, where nobody knows sh*t about the difference between Warwick and Bath. They will have googled the few things they know. Things you could have googled yourself. NOBODY HAS HEARD OF WARWICK BECAUSE ALL THE PROFESSORS THERE ARE TOO BUSY EATING CAT SHlT OUT OF THEIR SISTERS' CUNTS TO GET ANYTHING TO PUBLISHED IN A DECENT JOURNAL. GO TO BATH, YOU SMELL LIKE YOU NEED ONE ANYWAY. YOU DIRTY LITTLE NlGGER CUNT

UNITED STATES / MAR 7, 2017 3:57 PM EST

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092 Go to a web site like JC, where nobody knows sh*t about the difference between Warwick and Bath. They will have googled the few things they know. Things you could have googled yourself. NOBODY HAS HEARD OF WARWICK BECAUSE ALL THE PROFESSORS THERE ARE TOO BUSY EATING CAT SHlT OUT OF THEIR SISTERS' CUNTS TO GET ANYTHING TO PUBLISHED IN A DECENT JOURNAL. GO TO BATH, YOU SMELL LIKE YOU NEED ONE ANYWAY. YOU DIRTY LITTLE NlGGER CUNT

UNITED STATES / MAR 7, 2017 3:57 PM EST

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091 Go to a web site like JC, where nobody knows sh*t about the difference between Warwick and Bath. They will have googled the few things they know. Things you could have googled yourself. NOBODY HAS HEARD OF WARWICK BECAUSE ALL THE PROFESSORS THERE ARE TOO BUSY EATING CAT SHlT OUT OF THEIR SISTERS' CUNTS TO GET ANYTHING TO PUBLISHED IN A DECENT JOURNAL. GO TO BATH, YOU SMELL LIKE YOU NEED ONE ANYWAY. YOU DIRTY LITTLE NlGGER CUNT

UNITED STATES / MAR 7, 2017 3:57 PM EST

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