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So I’m stuck on baby math but then I’m thinking finkin ugh Jesus Christ!!!

UNITED STATES / JAN 15, 2020 2:08 PM EST

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In high school, Ayelet Waldman became engaged to a handsome Norwegian fellow. His name was Björn. When she was sixteen, she attended a three-day, two-counseling conference called "The Company of Jesus." The guests were "hip, educated, worldly, and experimental people from every walk of life." One of the people Ayelet knew during this time was Soh. One day at the conference, Soh casually told the team: "I'm a member of a secret society."

UNITED STATES / JAN 6, 2020 2:04 PM EST

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Trump is allowing Jesus back into America.

UNITED STATES / DEC 29, 2019 9:07 PM EST

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If it was the Three Wise Men that gave gifts on Jesus’ Birthday, then why is it a magic Eskimo in red clothes from the cold Arctic that gives presents? Are three Arabs with towels on their heads not marketable enough?

UNITED STATES / DEC 25, 2019 7:05 PM EST

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GOP Rep. Barry Loudermilk just said that Jesus Christ was given more due process rights than Donald Trump. I'm not kidding. That was just said on the House floor in a non-joking manner.

UNITED STATES / DEC 18, 2019 3:12 PM EST

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Did you know that Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ made a p0rno with Greta Thunberg? "Jesus and the burning bush!"

UNITED STATES / DEC 11, 2019 1:18 PM EST

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Give me a break! Like Jesus would ever own a gun or vote republican!

UNITED STATES / DEC 8, 2019 2:49 PM EST

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Jesus wasn't a liberal cuck. Read the bible. He hated nіgger cunts. Nіgger cunts are mentioned many times in the bible. The phrase "kill some nіgger cunts" in the bible is actually the lord's way of telling us the deliverers name. I know, I've studied the Lords word for many years. BFTO beta cucks.

UNITED STATES / NOV 28, 2019 1:55 PM EST

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trump has nothing in common with Jesus! Jesus healed the blind, trump mocks the handicapped. Jesus turned the other cheek, trump grabs your pussy. Jesus turned water into wine, trump just whines.

UNITED STATES / NOV 17, 2019 7:42 PM EST

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Remember when the orb weavers carried Jesus up a mountain?

UNITED STATES / OCT 21, 2019 6:58 PM EST

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I pray for the repose of the soul of Soh, in Jesus' name, amen.

UNITED STATES / OCT 10, 2019 4:17 PM EST

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May the Jesus ghosts lift him up high and protect him from the swirling hate of free healthcare. May the AmeriGod guide him through this moat of snakes and crocidiles into the promised land! 🙏

UNITED STATES / OCT 3, 2019 8:38 PM EST

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JC proudly presents our new feature: JC Theology Time. Jesus was not only gay but a pedophile in that children were brought to him so "he should touch them." (Mark 10:13).This may explain why the gospels report that children were made to "suffer" to go to Jesus. (Luke 18:15) What exactly does this mean?

UNITED STATES / SEP 6, 2019 9:10 AM EST

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I have a question for the bible reading GOP following hypocrites, there seem to be a few of you here today. Well at least one. Anyway, do you seriously believe that Jesus would ever own a gun or vote for anyone in the GOP today?

UNITED STATES / SEP 4, 2019 3:17 PM EST

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The pedo priests that invented the Gregorian calendar were too busy touching little boys to invent a calendar that was actually accurate. Dopey fuсking сunts couldn’t even calculate Jesus Christ’s birth year correctly.

UNITED STATES / AUG 31, 2019 7:43 AM EST

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The Cat-Lick pedo priests that invented the Gregorian calendar were too busy touching little boys to invent a calendar that was actually accurate. Dopey fuсking сunts couldn’t even calculate Jesus Christ’s birth year correctly.

UNITED STATES / AUG 29, 2019 12:10 PM EST

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And so the Mad King of Israel railed: "I am the second coming of God and Jews love me like I am Jesus!"

UNITED STATES / AUG 22, 2019 3:14 PM EST

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Was Islam Jesus beheaded? Is that the reason religion of peace loves beheadings so much? 😀😁😂😀😁😂😀😁😂

UNITED STATES / OCT 9, 2018 3:39 PM EST

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Listen up religious Trumpites & Trumpettes! 3 pillars of democracy are run by lying, stealing & utterly corrupt (morally & fiduciary) self-agrandizers who pretend to be religious just to capture your votes. If Jesus were here, he would cast them out, and you complicit hypocrites!

UNITED STATES / OCT 7, 2018 8:22 PM EST

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Trump is finally exposed as the fraud that he is, Hallelujah Jesus.

UNITED STATES / OCT 2, 2018 10:05 PM EST

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