JOKE OF THE WEEK
A woman went into a bar in Texas and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest feet she’d ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it’s true what they say about men with big feet. The cowboy grinned and said, “Sure is, little lady! Why don’t you come on out to my house and let me prove it !” She wanted to find out, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100. Blushing, he said, “Well, thank ya Ma’am. I’m real flattered. Aitn’t nobody ever paid me fer mah services before. The woman replied, “Don’t be flattered. Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit.
/ JUL 26, 2010 5:45 PM EST
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Boys trail girls in reading. Would fart jokes help boys read more?
/ JUL 20, 2010 4:47 PM EST
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The joke was written under my arm and the joke was "sponsorship scandal."
/ JUL 1, 2010 11:14 PM EST
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do you like jew jokes
/ JUN 30, 2010 3:04 PM EST
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Want to hear a really dirty joke?
/ JUN 29, 2010 5:47 PM EST
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Joke of the week! GO look in the mirror, cus it's u!
/ JUN 21, 2010 5:03 PM EST
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JOKE OF THE WEEK
A priest and a rabbi sit next to each other on the flight. They get to taIking about their respective religions and eventually the priest asks, "Hey, uh, did you ever? You know, eat pork when you were younger?" The rabbi says, "Yeah, maybe once or twice when I was younger." "Did you like it?" asks the priest. "A little, how about you? Did you ever get to be with a lady?" With a smile the priest responds, "Yeah once or twice when I was younger, before I took my vows." To which the rabbi says, "It's better than pork, isnt it?
/ JUN 21, 2010 4:38 PM EST
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Joke of the Day: Some guy goes to a store. He bought an I LOVED OBAMA t-shirt. He gets laughed at. "Hey, I used to LOVE Obama, but since he blew up that rig..." he says, but he gets knocked up by a Palin fan. Will I be here next week?
/ JUN 19, 2010 2:55 AM EST
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JOKE OF THE WEEK
Who is the biggest prostitute alive? Mrs. Pacman. For 25 cents she'll swallow balls until she dies
/ JUN 17, 2010 6:17 PM EST
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The original Karate Kid is better than Citizen Kane. Who has actually watched Citizen Kane more than once? Or ever said "Man, you have got to see Citizen Kane." I can't imagine very many. It's just a boring movie. Everyone knows the top 250 great films is a joke. Right?
/ JUN 16, 2010 9:21 AM EST
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We just got stuck in an elevator together. Tell me a joke.
/ JUN 8, 2010 1:18 AM EST
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Mark, this is for you: People of the Childfree community are as varied as can be. Some love children, others couldn't care less, others dislike them, but the point is they're going to ride the Virginbus all the way into some horny-ass terrorist's bed in Hell. One thing in common amongst them is that it is always fun to laugh at a good dead child or dead parent joke, or handcuffing five-year-olds, or making children cry, or teenagers being molested. And most fail to realize when someone is exaggerating. You sound like that, do you?
/ MAY 30, 2010 10:21 PM EST
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JOKE OF THE WEEK
A little boy hurts his finger, runs in the house, and calls out to his mother. "Oh," she says, "let me get a band-aid for that." "No!" Crys the boy. "Cider!" "Cider?" the mother exclaims. "What on earth do you want cider for?" "Because," he explains, "Sis says whenever she gets a prіck in her hand, she likes to put it in cider."
/ MAY 29, 2010 9:07 AM EST
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texas JOKE OF THE WEEK A woman went to the OBGYN. The Dr took one look at her and aII her professіonalіsm flew out the window.She told her to get undressed. After she disrobed the dr began to stroke her thigh.She asked her, "Do you know what I am doing?" "Yes, you are checking for abrasions or abnormalities." "Yes," said the dr. She then began to fondle her breast. "and now?" she asked. "Yes, you are checking for lumps or breast cancer." "Yes," replied the dr. Finally,she startedlicking her twat. she asked, "Do you know what I am doing now?" "Yes, you're getting herpes: which is why I came here in the first place."
/ MAY 20, 2010 12:27 PM EST
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Why can't people take a joke?
THE UNITED STATES / MAY 15, 2010 2:40 PM EST
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So no one told you life was going to be this way? Your job's a joke? You're broke? You're love life's DOA?
/ MAY 12, 2010 6:26 AM EST
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What a joke hahahahahahahaha...:)
THE UNITED STATES / MAY 11, 2010 6:33 PM EST
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There was this... thing... sitting at a table, looking (I presume) up at the camera making horrifying, gurgling growling noises. Apparently it was a small child that had covered its whole face besides its mouth in bologna, but the bologna was the same color as the child's flesh and it looked FREAKY AS HELL. It was an ugly baby! Why? Why in the name of god do these people want these things? I was fcking terrified and fearful for my life. No joke, it looked like the Pale Man from Pan's Labyrinth. Also, it was after 1am so I had to go to bed after that. Why, dear god, why?
/ MAY 5, 2010 8:55 PM EST
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Justcurio's historic treasures? What treasures? You guys and girls treat this place as it was a historic part of D.C.!!! Is this a joke?
/ APR 12, 2010 10:30 PM EST
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I had my first official argument with him. Why can't he seem to take jokes well?
THE UNITED STATES / APR 7, 2010 11:47 AM EST
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