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Justcurio Joke of the Week: Why isn't Donald Trump being tried for war crimes? Look at Bush and Cheney and ask this question again.

UNITED STATES / APR 17, 2017 12:39 PM EST

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Joke Of The Week II: A lawyer representing a wealthy art collector called his client. "Saul, I have some good & bad news." Saul says " Give me the good news 1st." He says " I met with your wife and she informed me that she just invested $5k in 2 pictures that she thinks will bring at least $20 million, and I think she's right." Saul replied, "She is a brilliant businesswoman! Now the bad news. What is it?" The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary.

UNITED STATES / APR 16, 2017 5:23 PM EST

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Joke Of The Week: After his plane was hit and he was forced to eject, a Marine Corps pilot regained consciousness. He was in the ICU with a nurse hovering over him, looking worried. The nurse gave him a serious look, straight into his eyes and said "You may not feel anything from the waist down." Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits, then?" And that, my friends, is a real positive attitude

UNITED STATES / APR 16, 2017 5:11 PM EST

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Tell me your best joke

UNITED STATES / APR 15, 2017 10:13 AM EST

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Justcurious Joke of the Week: United Airlines: the only airline where you fly as a doctor, leave as a that slit-eyed ćunt who got what was coming to him.

UNITED STATES / APR 13, 2017 6:39 AM EST

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Justcurio Joke of the Week: United Airlines: the only airline where you fly as a doctor, leave as a patient.

UNITED STATES / APR 12, 2017 7:09 PM EST

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Justcurio Joke of the Week: Why do the Kardashians have a last name that means "sculptor" in Armenian? Because Kim K knows how to sculpt dat ass!

UNITED STATES / APR 11, 2017 10:21 AM EST

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

UNITED STATES / APR 9, 2017 6:05 PM EST

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What do you call a feminist rαpe joke? Sweden.

UNITED STATES / APR 7, 2017 9:35 AM EST

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JOKE OF THE WEEK. A bloke goes into the doctors with a courgette up his arse, a stick of celery in his right ear, a carrot in his left ear and two tomatoes stuffed in each nostril He says "What's the matter with me Doc?" The Doctor replies "You're not eating properly"

UNITED STATES / APR 6, 2017 11:56 AM EST

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JOKE OF THE WEEK My wife and I found some S&M videos on my son's computer... "What should we do?" I asked. She relied "Well, we can't spank him."

UNITED STATES / APR 3, 2017 10:00 AM EST

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JOKE OF THE WEEK; NlGGER CUNT

UNITED STATES / APR 3, 2017 9:54 AM EST

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Justcurio Joke of the Week April Fools Edition: Why did NBC transfer Brian Williams over to MSNBC? Because MSNBS is for liars.

UNITED STATES / APR 1, 2017 12:35 PM EST

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Justcurio Joke of the Week: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere!

UNITED STATES / MAR 27, 2017 8:52 PM EST

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JOKE OF THE WEEK A NlGGER GOES TO SEE THE DOCTOR AND GETS SOME TESTS. WHEN THE RESULTS COME IN, THE DOCTOR CALLS THE NlGGER IN AND SAYS, "YOU'D BETTER SIT DOWN. IT'S PRETTY BAD." THE NlGGER, NATURALLY, GETS ALL NERVOUS AND ASKS, "WHAT IS IT, DOC? DON'T HOLD BACK -- JUST GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT." "WELL," SAYS THE DOCTOR, "YOU'RE A NlGGER AND YOU HAVE ALZHEIMERS." THE NlGGER REPLIES, "WOW. WELL, AT LEAST I'M NOT A NlGGER."

UNITED STATES / MAR 24, 2017 12:52 PM EST

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JOKE OF THE WEEK An man goes to see the doctor and gets some tests. When the results come in, the doctor calls the old man in and says, "You'd better sit down. It's pretty bad." The old man, naturally, gets all nervous and asks, "What is it, Doc? Don't hold back -- just give it to me straight." "Well," says the doctor, "you have cancer and you have Alzheimers." The man replies, "Wow. Well, at least I don't have cancer."

UNITED STATES / MAR 24, 2017 5:48 AM EST

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Justcurio Joke of the Week: Why aren’t there many beautiful Micronesians? Because babies with birth defects are usually terminated before birth.

UNITED STATES / MAR 23, 2017 11:44 AM EST

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I'm writing a musical with some friends. There's a gag between a few characters about having to eat their pet cat in lean times. (The basis of the joke is a wealthy character's reaction to this reality of the hard-knock life.) But I've just realised how this could sound to one of my friends who is Asian. Is it worse to assume my friend will be offended, or worse to leave the joke in?

UNITED STATES / MAR 23, 2017 5:36 AM EST

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This is a Public Service Announcement from The King Of Misanthropes: To those who get offended easily by dark, racist, or sexual jokes, NlGGER CUNT!!! These jokes are exactly what they're called:JOKES!!! They're not serious! No one's gonna put a baby in a blender or run over a black man! Back in my day, we called people like you NlGGER CUNTS! Oh, were you offended by that?! NlG, NlG, NlGGER CUNT!!!!!!! Grow a Goddamn pair!

UNITED STATES / MAR 22, 2017 3:09 PM EST

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Other tests say my mum, has a tumour in her pancreas. :( Sorry if I unload my miserable šhit on you guys. Needed to tell someone who would make me cry. ITALY/Nov 06, 2014 10:41 AM Oh boo-f�ckin- hoo, Italy. You laugh at the death of Americans, now it's our turn to joke it up about your dying Mum. Karma, bitch! UNITED STATES / NOV 6, 2014 4:19 PM EST » 7 answers

UNITED STATES / MAR 19, 2017 3:50 PM EST

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