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Let me give you some context: 1) This guy gets nervous around me 2) This guy tries to make these lame jokes around me 3) This guy joined a community that I'm in What do you think: does he want to be my friend or, well, more than friends?

UNITED STATES / MAY 23, 2017 3:47 PM EST

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I have a real issue. Not trying to make jokes or anything. As of 4 weeks ago, I have noticed that I have been cumming out excessive amounts of baby milk. I do not have exact measurements, but when I tried to put it in a glass, it filled up about 1/6 of it. It was a pretty small glass though. Do I have a disease? I want to know this because I don't want to give my girlfriend a disease next time we make babies on the bed. (I drank the glass full of sperm after I was done measuring btw.)

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2017 7:41 PM EST

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Justcurio Joke of the Week: What would you see if you looked up "despicable" in the dictionary? You would see a picture of the entire DeVos family.

UNITED STATES / MAY 21, 2017 5:33 PM EST

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Justcurio Joke of the Week: What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be two of them.

UNITED STATES / MAY 15, 2017 6:04 PM EST

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Justcurio Joke of the Week: Why isn't Donald Trump being tried for war crimes? Look at Bush and Cheney and ask this question again.

UNITED STATES / APR 17, 2017 12:39 PM EST

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Joke Of The Week II: A lawyer representing a wealthy art collector called his client. "Saul, I have some good & bad news." Saul says " Give me the good news 1st." He says " I met with your wife and she informed me that she just invested $5k in 2 pictures that she thinks will bring at least $20 million, and I think she's right." Saul replied, "She is a brilliant businesswoman! Now the bad news. What is it?" The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary.

UNITED STATES / APR 16, 2017 5:23 PM EST

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Joke Of The Week: After his plane was hit and he was forced to eject, a Marine Corps pilot regained consciousness. He was in the ICU with a nurse hovering over him, looking worried. The nurse gave him a serious look, straight into his eyes and said "You may not feel anything from the waist down." Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits, then?" And that, my friends, is a real positive attitude

UNITED STATES / APR 16, 2017 5:11 PM EST

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Tell me your best joke

UNITED STATES / APR 15, 2017 10:13 AM EST

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Justcurious Joke of the Week: United Airlines: the only airline where you fly as a doctor, leave as a that slit-eyed ćunt who got what was coming to him.

UNITED STATES / APR 13, 2017 6:39 AM EST

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Justcurio Joke of the Week: United Airlines: the only airline where you fly as a doctor, leave as a patient.

UNITED STATES / APR 12, 2017 7:09 PM EST

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Justcurio Joke of the Week: Why do the Kardashians have a last name that means "sculptor" in Armenian? Because Kim K knows how to sculpt dat ass!

UNITED STATES / APR 11, 2017 10:21 AM EST

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

UNITED STATES / APR 9, 2017 6:05 PM EST

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What do you call a feminist rαpe joke? Sweden.

UNITED STATES / APR 7, 2017 9:35 AM EST

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JOKE OF THE WEEK. A bloke goes into the doctors with a courgette up his arse, a stick of celery in his right ear, a carrot in his left ear and two tomatoes stuffed in each nostril He says "What's the matter with me Doc?" The Doctor replies "You're not eating properly"

UNITED STATES / APR 6, 2017 11:56 AM EST

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JOKE OF THE WEEK My wife and I found some S&M videos on my son's computer... "What should we do?" I asked. She relied "Well, we can't spank him."

UNITED STATES / APR 3, 2017 10:00 AM EST

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JOKE OF THE WEEK; NlGGER CUNT

UNITED STATES / APR 3, 2017 9:54 AM EST

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Justcurio Joke of the Week April Fools Edition: Why did NBC transfer Brian Williams over to MSNBC? Because MSNBS is for liars.

UNITED STATES / APR 1, 2017 12:35 PM EST

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Justcurio Joke of the Week: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere!

UNITED STATES / MAR 27, 2017 8:52 PM EST

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JOKE OF THE WEEK A NlGGER GOES TO SEE THE DOCTOR AND GETS SOME TESTS. WHEN THE RESULTS COME IN, THE DOCTOR CALLS THE NlGGER IN AND SAYS, "YOU'D BETTER SIT DOWN. IT'S PRETTY BAD." THE NlGGER, NATURALLY, GETS ALL NERVOUS AND ASKS, "WHAT IS IT, DOC? DON'T HOLD BACK -- JUST GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT." "WELL," SAYS THE DOCTOR, "YOU'RE A NlGGER AND YOU HAVE ALZHEIMERS." THE NlGGER REPLIES, "WOW. WELL, AT LEAST I'M NOT A NlGGER."

UNITED STATES / MAR 24, 2017 12:52 PM EST

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JOKE OF THE WEEK An man goes to see the doctor and gets some tests. When the results come in, the doctor calls the old man in and says, "You'd better sit down. It's pretty bad." The old man, naturally, gets all nervous and asks, "What is it, Doc? Don't hold back -- just give it to me straight." "Well," says the doctor, "you have cancer and you have Alzheimers." The man replies, "Wow. Well, at least I don't have cancer."

UNITED STATES / MAR 24, 2017 5:48 AM EST

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