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JOKE OF THE WEEK A NlGGER GOES TO SEE THE DOCTOR AND GETS SOME TESTS. WHEN THE RESULTS COME IN, THE DOCTOR CALLS THE NlGGER IN AND SAYS, "YOU'D BETTER SIT DOWN. IT'S PRETTY BAD." THE NlGGER, NATURALLY, GETS ALL NERVOUS AND ASKS, "WHAT IS IT, DOC? DON'T HOLD BACK -- JUST GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT." "WELL," SAYS THE DOCTOR, "YOU'RE A NlGGER AND YOU HAVE ALZHEIMERS." THE NlGGER REPLIES, "WOW. WELL, AT LEAST I'M NOT A NlGGER."

UNITED STATES / MAR 24, 2017 12:52 PM EST

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JOKE OF THE WEEK An man goes to see the doctor and gets some tests. When the results come in, the doctor calls the old man in and says, "You'd better sit down. It's pretty bad." The old man, naturally, gets all nervous and asks, "What is it, Doc? Don't hold back -- just give it to me straight." "Well," says the doctor, "you have cancer and you have Alzheimers." The man replies, "Wow. Well, at least I don't have cancer."

UNITED STATES / MAR 24, 2017 5:48 AM EST

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Justcurio Joke of the Week: Why aren’t there many beautiful Micronesians? Because babies with birth defects are usually terminated before birth.

UNITED STATES / MAR 23, 2017 11:44 AM EST

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I'm writing a musical with some friends. There's a gag between a few characters about having to eat their pet cat in lean times. (The basis of the joke is a wealthy character's reaction to this reality of the hard-knock life.) But I've just realised how this could sound to one of my friends who is Asian. Is it worse to assume my friend will be offended, or worse to leave the joke in?

UNITED STATES / MAR 23, 2017 5:36 AM EST

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This is a Public Service Announcement from The King Of Misanthropes: To those who get offended easily by dark, racist, or sexual jokes, NlGGER CUNT!!! These jokes are exactly what they're called:JOKES!!! They're not serious! No one's gonna put a baby in a blender or run over a black man! Back in my day, we called people like you NlGGER CUNTS! Oh, were you offended by that?! NlG, NlG, NlGGER CUNT!!!!!!! Grow a Goddamn pair!

UNITED STATES / MAR 22, 2017 3:09 PM EST

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Other tests say my mum, has a tumour in her pancreas. :( Sorry if I unload my miserable šhit on you guys. Needed to tell someone who would make me cry. ITALY/Nov 06, 2014 10:41 AM Oh boo-f�ckin- hoo, Italy. You laugh at the death of Americans, now it's our turn to joke it up about your dying Mum. Karma, bitch! UNITED STATES / NOV 6, 2014 4:19 PM EST » 7 answers

UNITED STATES / MAR 19, 2017 3:50 PM EST

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Justcurio Joke of the Week Classics: What do you call pòrn that is classy and sophisticated? Assthetics.

UNITED STATES / MAR 17, 2017 4:20 PM EST

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Hello guys I need help my best friend is so naive some of my classmates use her steal her backpack her phone type messages and do some other mean stuff and make jokes of her. I really need to make her stop being so naive and stupid because they are using her.

UNITED STATES / MAR 17, 2017 5:00 AM EST

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JOKE OF THE WEEK Late one night, as a 36 year old man lay down for bed with his sexy girlfriend, he gently tapped her on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. His girlfriend turned over and said, “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.” A few minutes later, he whispered in her ear, “You stupid little bitch, you're only 6 years old. As if I'm going to be able to have vagínal sex with you. Now open your ass cheeks."

UNITED STATES / MAR 8, 2017 8:21 AM EST

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JOKE OF THE WEEK Late one night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. His wife turned over and said, “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.” Her husband, rejected, turned over and tried to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolled back over and tapped his wife again. This time he whispered in her ear, “Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?”

UNITED STATES / MAR 8, 2017 7:31 AM EST

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Guys I need your help. I think my friend likes me but I'm not sure. I have catch him looking at me and then he looks away. Also he teases me in many ways like pulling my hair, makes jokes about something I did or say. And our friends sometimes are teasing both of us that I like him or he likes me. What do you think?

/ MAR 2, 2017 4:49 PM EST

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Justcurio Joke of the Week: How come the National Park Service won't ever designate a Barack Obama Birthplace Historic Site? Because the NPS isn't allowed to create national parks in foreign countries.

UNITED STATES / FEB 26, 2017 5:53 PM EST

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Justcurio Joke of the Week: What do they call snow in Colombia? Cocaine.

UNITED STATES / FEB 22, 2017 5:17 PM EST

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I have a friend whonis a guy, i dont go to his school but we were good friends i guess i got weiered messages from his friend which was a joke at first (saying dont speakto me i have a gf) then they said he does have a gf tho and he has not answered my messages since What do i do

UNITED STATES / FEB 20, 2017 8:55 AM EST

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Justcurio Joke of the Week: Why are alligators always so angry? Because they have all those teeth, but no toothbrush.

UNITED STATES / FEB 16, 2017 3:14 PM EST

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JUSTCURIO JOKE OF THE WEEK: What do Hillary Clinton, Betsy DeVos, Nancy Pelosi, Elizabeth Warren and Sarah Palin all have in common? Living proof that the 19th Amendment was a huge mistake.

UNITED STATES / FEB 14, 2017 1:51 PM EST

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Justcurio Joke of the Week: What are the world's 3 richest Muslim countries? The United Kingdom, France, and Germany.

UNITED STATES / FEB 13, 2017 6:07 PM EST

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Justcurio Joke of the Week: Why is there so little Filipino literature? Because text messaging wasn't a thing until 2003.

UNITED STATES / FEB 12, 2017 5:38 PM EST

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Justcurio Joke of the Week: What is the only good thing about a Trump presidency? That Clinton is not President.

UNITED STATES / FEB 9, 2017 11:46 PM EST

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Justcurio Joke of the Week: Steve Jobs would have been a better president than Donald Trump. But it's a silly comparison really, it's like comparing apples to oranges.

UNITED STATES / FEB 5, 2017 10:03 PM EST

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