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I have two best friends so we are a group of three of us I get really jealous when they have inside jokes or just the two of them are together. Is there anything I can do?

UNITED STATES / JUN 23, 2017 5:49 AM EST

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Am wounded here... annnd all ya got are jokes!?? 🤔

UNITED STATES / JUN 22, 2017 9:37 PM EST

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JOKE OF THE WEEK My sexual desires have been getting out of control. But it wasn’t until I spanked a statue that I knew I’d hit rock bottom…

UNITED STATES / JUN 20, 2017 6:33 PM EST

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Justcurio Joke of the Week: Why were the colors black and brown recently added to the LGBT Pride flag? Because someone asked for necrophile representation on the flag, but it was misheard it as "negrophile."

UNITED STATES / JUN 20, 2017 12:15 PM EST

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Justcurio Joke of the Week: What do you call a retarded Jew? Auschwistic!

UNITED STATES / JUN 12, 2017 9:07 AM EST

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Justcurio Joke of the Week: Why was Mohammed Akbar dragged away from the mall in handcuffs? He lost his son, Allahu, and started yelling his name while looking for him.

UNITED STATES / JUN 6, 2017 10:34 PM EST

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Justcurio Joke of the Week: What did Delaware? A New Jersey.

UNITED STATES / MAY 31, 2017 3:56 PM EST

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Let me give you some context: 1) This guy gets nervous around me 2) This guy tries to make these lame jokes around me 3) This guy joined a community that I'm in What do you think: does he want to be my friend or, well, more than friends?

UNITED STATES / MAY 23, 2017 3:47 PM EST

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I have a real issue. Not trying to make jokes or anything. As of 4 weeks ago, I have noticed that I have been cumming out excessive amounts of baby milk. I do not have exact measurements, but when I tried to put it in a glass, it filled up about 1/6 of it. It was a pretty small glass though. Do I have a disease? I want to know this because I don't want to give my girlfriend a disease next time we make babies on the bed. (I drank the glass full of sperm after I was done measuring btw.)

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2017 7:41 PM EST

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Justcurio Joke of the Week: What would you see if you looked up "despicable" in the dictionary? You would see a picture of the entire DeVos family.

UNITED STATES / MAY 21, 2017 5:33 PM EST

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Justcurio Joke of the Week: What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be two of them.

UNITED STATES / MAY 15, 2017 6:04 PM EST

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Justcurio Joke of the Week: Why isn't Donald Trump being tried for war crimes? Look at Bush and Cheney and ask this question again.

UNITED STATES / APR 17, 2017 12:39 PM EST

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Joke Of The Week II: A lawyer representing a wealthy art collector called his client. "Saul, I have some good & bad news." Saul says " Give me the good news 1st." He says " I met with your wife and she informed me that she just invested $5k in 2 pictures that she thinks will bring at least $20 million, and I think she's right." Saul replied, "She is a brilliant businesswoman! Now the bad news. What is it?" The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary.

UNITED STATES / APR 16, 2017 5:23 PM EST

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Joke Of The Week: After his plane was hit and he was forced to eject, a Marine Corps pilot regained consciousness. He was in the ICU with a nurse hovering over him, looking worried. The nurse gave him a serious look, straight into his eyes and said "You may not feel anything from the waist down." Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits, then?" And that, my friends, is a real positive attitude

UNITED STATES / APR 16, 2017 5:11 PM EST

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Tell me your best joke

UNITED STATES / APR 15, 2017 10:13 AM EST

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Justcurious Joke of the Week: United Airlines: the only airline where you fly as a doctor, leave as a that slit-eyed ćunt who got what was coming to him.

UNITED STATES / APR 13, 2017 6:39 AM EST

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Justcurio Joke of the Week: United Airlines: the only airline where you fly as a doctor, leave as a patient.

UNITED STATES / APR 12, 2017 7:09 PM EST

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Justcurio Joke of the Week: Why do the Kardashians have a last name that means "sculptor" in Armenian? Because Kim K knows how to sculpt dat ass!

UNITED STATES / APR 11, 2017 10:21 AM EST

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

UNITED STATES / APR 9, 2017 6:05 PM EST

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What do you call a feminist rαpe joke? Sweden.

UNITED STATES / APR 7, 2017 9:35 AM EST

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