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Justcurio Joke of the Week: What do Mueller’s Russia investigations and the Pope’s dick have in common? They are both useless.

UNITED STATES / JUN 15, 2018 10:06 AM EST

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Conversation starters for a boy you barely talk to...? I know him from school...I barely talk to him. Its summer so I don't talk to him in person anyway. He jokes around w me every once in a while...

UNITED STATES / JUN 10, 2018 1:06 AM EST

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I like boy. We dont know eachother well. weve talk few times on snap, but IRL I haven't. He goes my school but it summer. He joke with me, but I always initiate the convo. He responds with one word (rad or thanks) a lot. He keeps streaks with me, which most people say he is horrible with streaks but he has been great doing it with me. I get this weird feeling between me in him, a good feeling. He shy/awkward so I think he has a hard time initiating convos

UNITED STATES / JUN 10, 2018 12:56 PM EST

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JOKE OF THE MONTH On a first date last night, my date asked, ‘So, what do you do?’ Frowning, I held up the menu and said ‘You just choose something from this book of food’.

UNITED STATES / JUN 6, 2018 5:55 PM EST

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HELLO SOH, WHAD'YA KNOW... and hello everyone else! Wow.. . I just flew in from Vegas, ... BOY ARE MY ARMS TIRED !!!!... 🎶THA-KLUMP!!! 🎵... do i have to explain everything to you guys... its a joke... flew in from Vegas, ... BOY ARE MY ARMS tired!!!.. get it you jackoffs??

UNITED STATES / JUN 5, 2018 12:40 PM EST

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My problem with conservatives.. WAIT!! .. . I voted for Reagan in 80 & 84, so I am no liberal. ..But I won't pretend hypocrisy isn't there. STUFF THE TRIED TO IMPEACH & JAIL B.CLINTON FOR, HIS AFFAIRS & MISTREATMENT OF WOMEN.. trump soes similar sleazoid behavior.. and the "moral & virtuous" evangelicals who were shocked at Clinton.. they JOKE ABOUT TR UMP NAILING EXOTIC DANCERS. .. that double standard is wgatvi despised about Clinton & his sycophants

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2018 1:30 PM EST

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Soh, this is NOT a joke question. if you lived in NYC in 2008.. you may recall in 2008, 09 & 10, there were several days when throughout that day, from 10 up to 1000s of people on streets would start noticing white, circular objects moving at variable speeds & directions all around the sky. The city said balloos, however no one who saw them believed that. Did you see any of these events??

UNITED STATES / MAY 20, 2018 9:07 AM EST

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So My friend( girl) has a blue colored birthday cake. And when I saw it I was like it's a boy in a funny way. Everyone made jokes until then even when they were rude jokes. But for what I've said I think it was very offensive and awkward. What will the people there tink of me? It was only 6-7 people, all are my friends but it just felt weird.

UNITED STATES / MAY 19, 2018 11:58 PM EST

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JOKE OF THE MONTH A 10 year old girl scout says to her scout leader, "Sir, is this snake poisonous?" The scout leader says, "No, it's not poisonous at all." So the little girl stokes the scout leader's сock, the scout leader then rams up her ass and the girl starts to spasm and bleed out of her ass the other kids look on in horror... The scout leader says, "But that "snake" is not a snake it's a сock. Let's get it right next time, bitches."

UNITED STATES / MAY 17, 2018 12:05 PM EST

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JOKE OF THE MONTH A boy scout says to his scout leader, "Sir, is this snake poisonous?" The scout leader says, "No, that snake's not poisonous at all." So the boy picks up the snake, which bites him and the boy starts to spasm and foam at the mouth as the other kids look on in horror... The scout leader says, "But that snake is venomous. Poison is ingested or absorbed, while venom is injected. Let's get it right next time, boys."

UNITED STATES / MAY 17, 2018 10:31 AM EST

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Bill T. Is a practical joker. brilliant & over the top. those sundried apricots in health food stores? No preservatives, no moisture lock, shriveled up dark brown things, by accident Bill discovered put 1those overnight in water it swells up to revolting gross thing .. dead tissue slimey acab that falls fall off a zombies face. So Bill threw a dozen in the waterpolo practice pool at UA, and posted a sign "Do not use pool skin disease patients were in water"

UNITED STATES / MAY 13, 2018 11:13 AM EST

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Had to leave the other night. What happened to girl who claimed no one at high scho ever heard of her boyfriend and he shows up only at night [I hope the garlic& cross jokes didn't hurt her deelings, I think she was serious... she never said one word about supernatural stuff

UNITED STATES / MAY 13, 2018 7:47 AM EST

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Who wrote it is in legal trouble. My father and mamma visit new york. They hate here, that black men may stare without permission at my sister. Then I show father penus jokes. He calls embassy to file complaint for arrest of joke man here.

UNITED STATES / MAY 10, 2018 3:45 PM EST

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Filapina girls don't like that vulgar sex joke white guys tell them.. . ... ... "ohh, you you are FILAPINAS ! I thought you girls said "FEEL A PEŅIS" or "FILLED BY PEŅIS"

UNITED STATES / MAY 10, 2018 3:36 PM EST

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I'm trying to reach the damn site content supervisor. Mr stop hiding, be a man and answer me. My kids were introduced to this site by friends. Last night they told me men here seeking kids and kids selling dope. Mr. Site supervisor i.will teach you to make jizz jokes to kids

UNITED STATES / MAY 4, 2018 3:41 PM EST

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a guy in my group for science called me bitch. he said get to work bitch and i dont know if it was a joke or not. what do i do

UNITED STATES / APR 30, 2018 9:14 PM EST

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Justcurio Joke of the Week: Why does the Democratic Party have the donkey as their mascot? Because even the Democrats know that their party is full of asses.

UNITED STATES / APR 30, 2018 7:16 PM EST

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So President Pussygrabber was offended by a few blue jokes? Who’s the snowflake??

CANADA / APR 30, 2018 11:17 AM EST

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Yeah, i do put sick jokes and other bad stuff. I got no complaint. Except for that kid who writes poop and horse poop. And it's wasn't funny ever. He talk about his dick get warm. Can't this site block?

UNITED STATES / APR 28, 2018 7:07 AM EST

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For once in your lives, please no jokes. This is serious. At 1:37am, JC's superstar, aka: "the Soh" agreed to marry a wealthy, but 86 year old man. He has negotiated with Soh over intimacy. Soh assumed (hoped) he would not have creepy old man bedroom pleasure desires. Unfortunately Soh already accepted a $$$ gift and signed his "by accepting $ i promise to submit to his lecherous old man sex urges"..now Soh is dreading her honeymoon, what advise can YOU give?

UNITED STATES / APR 27, 2018 9:57 AM EST

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