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I lied to my mum about shaving. She bought me a machine to use and told me not to shave. I said okay but I've been lying to her for a long time. I secretly bought shavers. She found out and has been quiet about it. Today she asked me if she could borrow a shaved and I was just quiet. I'm in my room now I don't know what to do and what to tell her. Please give me advice.

UNITED STATES / NOV 17, 2017 1:05 AM EST

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Now she's turned forty, how much longer does Soh have to finally find a man desperate enough to impregnate her?

UNITED STATES / NOV 15, 2017 1:58 PM EST

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How long will it take to drain a septic tank, one mouthful at a time?

UNITED STATES / NOV 13, 2017 4:14 PM EST

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I recently hooked up with a girl I haven't seen in a long time. I took her home and had some outstanding sex with her. Amazing over the top incredible. I thought that would be the end of it but now she is blowing up my phone almost everyday. Unfortunately she is also a big fat pig and I don't want to be seen in public with her. I don't want to hurt her feelings because it will ruin any future booty calls. What should I do to avoid her but not piss her off?

UNITED STATES / NOV 13, 2017 3:50 PM EST

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Fellas is it okay to like someone who already has a boyfriend as long as she doesn't know that I do?

UNITED STATES / NOV 12, 2017 9:43 PM EST

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What's eight inches long and makes an 11 year old girl cry when you put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

UNITED STATES / NOV 10, 2017 12:44 PM EST

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Hear he hear he!! ⚔️ Thou shall not post here any longer unless thy gives me the password!! 😡

UNITED STATES / NOV 7, 2017 9:22 AM EST

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If I store half of my assets in an offshore account based in the Falkland Islands, how long do you think I can go tax-free without getting caught?

UNITED STATES / NOV 6, 2017 3:28 PM EST

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Can't we all just get along and MAKE JC GREAT AGAIN?.....x

UNITED STATES / NOV 2, 2017 2:35 PM EST

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*Claps hands and sways from side to side* GOING CUNTO DOWN IN CUNTAPULCO, IF YOU STAY FOR TOO LONG. YES, YOU'LL BE GOING CUNTO DOWN IN CUNTAPULCO THE CUNTERY DOWN THERE IS SO CUUUUUUUNT!

UNITED STATES / NOV 2, 2017 11:38 AM EST

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How long is your schlong

UNITED STATES / NOV 2, 2017 10:54 AM EST

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A week after the release of the JFK Files, the CIA releases all of the files that were on Osama Bin Laden's computer from the Abbottabad raid in 2011. At the rate we are going, how long before the Area 51 files are released?

UNITED STATES / NOV 1, 2017 5:42 PM EST

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ahhh i have this friend shes my best friend but my mum hates her with passion for reasons and my school has this go kart day and im in her group with another guy who my mum also hates and i havent told her and idk what to do coz i cant leave the group and ill get into so much trouble if i tell her and stay and i cant not tell her coz shes coming along to watch :( please help

UNITED STATES / OCT 31, 2017 1:05 AM EST

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Hi! I was about to write a long ass paragraph, but I'll put it simply: I'm beginning to hate my friend. They act like an asshole sometimes. But they have mental illnesses and they can't control it. So idfk what to do.

UNITED STATES / OCT 31, 2017 6:07 PM EST

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If I can't stop thinking about a guy, even if I'm not attracted to him physically and I really don't want to like him (cuz he's in a long distance relationship), does it mean I have a crush on him? And If it is a crush, what should I do?

UNITED STATES / OCT 31, 2017 10:24 AM EST

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AAAH CHA CHA CHA! What ha doin dorklongs?😝

UNITED STATES / OCT 31, 2017 8:07 AM EST

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Life is short, so do all that you can in the time that you have. But it also doesn’t last long, so you have to make every second count.

UNITED STATES / OCT 30, 2017 7:50 PM EST

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Do liberals really think the whole “label and disparage” trick is going to work any longer?

UNITED STATES / OCT 26, 2017 4:08 PM EST

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How long will hot AnaI last?

UNITED STATES / OCT 26, 2017 11:15 AM EST

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Serious question, ive measured my dick multiple times and it is 8 inches long and 6 inches around. Ive heard that its above average but it still looks small to me. Is it big or not?

UNITED STATES / OCT 25, 2017 10:47 PM EST

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