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JC Joke of the Week. When our entire family inadvertently travelled back in time to the Middle Ages, our naive teenage daughter tragically had a quick and unbelievably brutal death. Unlike they show in the movies, it turned out it wasn't possible for her to confront and defeat a band of raping and murdering mercenaries using only feminism.

UNITED STATES / NOV 27, 2019 1:10 PM EST

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There are 2 types of republican voters. Millionaires and idiots. They do not have the middle classes best interests in mind. So if you’re not a millionaire don’t be an idiot on the 5th. Vote them out

UNITED STATES / NOV 1, 2019 7:29 AM EST

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I was watching the God channel with my disabled little sister yesterday. After around thirty minutes, she rose from her wheelchair and walked across the room. I stood up and screamed, "it's a miracle." She turned round and replied, "no, I just can't stand to listen to this šhit anymore," turned the TV off and collapsed in a heap in the middle of the room.

UNITED STATES / OCT 23, 2019 5:57 PM EST

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Trump has turned the Middle East upside down and put our allies, our troops and our national security in grave danger. This is what happens when a draft-dodging COWARD becomes Commander-in-Chief.

UNITED STATES / OCT 22, 2019 7:30 PM EST

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Democrat Party want the Federal Government to seize our states’ own lands. They want to turn millions of American acres into “nature preserves” because it puts hard working middle class families out of work. They care more about some wild possums (and yes, they are delicious) than patriotic young citizens looking for work in our coal mines.

UNITED STATES / OCT 12, 2019 6:08 PM EST

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I need you to pull me back into bed when ever I attempt to get out.. You know all I’m thinking of is stuffing my gob snd I don’t need to be doing that in the middle of the night.. thsnks, hun.. 🤗

UNITED STATES / OCT 2, 2019 10:23 PM EST

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Trump voters should be the first ones sent to the Middle East to fight and die defending the Saudi Arabia oil fields!

CANADA / SEP 21, 2019 5:57 PM EST

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Hard working middIe class Hard working middle class Hard working middle class Hard working middle c... DAMN IT JIM!! I can't make it... it's too HARD... keep going Jim... save yourself. it's too late for me

UNITED STATES / SEP 21, 2019 2:28 PM EST

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Hard working middle class Hard working middle class Hard working middle class Hard working middle class Hard working middle class. There! I now hold the JC record for the most times saying Hard working middle class in one post!!

UNITED STATES / SEP 21, 2019 2:24 PM EST

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Is hanging out with the Middle East’s most popular terrorist group at a private campground gala the best way to celebrate the anniversary of 9/11?

UNITED STATES / SEP 9, 2019 3:06 PM EST

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I'm in the middle of a field. A staper just pushed some guys over, out here going towards Abiline on both sides. My truck ran out of gas. Theres one car here. I got chased into the woods. Please hurry.

UNITED STATES / AUG 31, 2019 3:56 PM EST

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President Trump, The American Nero, could sit in the middle of Barrack H. Obama Avenue buck naked, gnawing a live pigeon and growling at passersby, and he wouldn't look any crazier than he actually is right now.

UNITED STATES / AUG 30, 2019 4:34 PM EST

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Steven Beerсock wrote this. Immigration is being used on all sides of politics and the poor fukking immigrants are in the middle. Italy is a land of migrants; there are as many Italians abroad as at 'home.' Shame on them for even dating to criticise the immigrants' motives. Most southern Italians appear to be more empathetic - after all my shaft feels just the same in prepubescent boy’s mouth regardless of where he was born. ITALY/Aug 19, 2019 03:50 AM

UNITED STATES / AUG 24, 2019 11:10 AM EST

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Immigration is being used on all sides of politics and the poor fukking immigrants are in the middle. Italy is a land of migrants; there are as many Italians abroad as at 'home.' Shame on them for even dating to criticise the immigrants' motives. Most southern Italians appear to be more empathetic - after all my shaft feels just the same in prepubescent boy’s mouth regardless of where he was born. ITALY/Aug 19, 2019 03:50 AM

UNITED STATES / AUG 19, 2019 4:05 PM EST

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I tell ya, chomping on frozen blueberries in the middle of a summers night is the best.. wsit. In the middle of a hot summers night, would you offer your trought to the wolf w the red roses!?? lol 😂

UNITED STATES / AUG 6, 2019 1:39 AM EST

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Now that JC is back after a short 9 month down period (admit it, the year long down period between 2012 and 2014 was more painful) will GP FINALLY return to normal? That site was slowly becoming as toxic as here because all the Justcurio refugees flooded our site like the Middle Easterners who flooded Europe.

UNITED STATES / AUG 3, 2019 2:31 PM EST

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At night I wake up w the sheets soaking wet w a freight truck running thru my the middle of my head. ........ Soh ( ID-263 )

UNITED STATES / OCT 13, 2018 8:43 PM EST

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So I've been thinking to when I was little, and I remember this one time were me and another kid were telling each other yo mama jokes. So I'm in the middle of telling a yo mama joke, and all of a sudden this older kid from behind us is like "hey can you stop my mom just died" (even though we weren't talking to him). We stopped though. Were we being insensitive?

UNITED STATES / OCT 13, 2018 4:59 PM EST

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"Rupert Murdoch's Fox News has grown steadily to become one of the most influential right-wing media voices in the US since it first aired on 7 October 1996. Known for its unabashed Republican bias, pro-Donald Trump rhetoric, blurring of fact and opinion, flashy graphics and pairing of stentorian middle-aged men with steely blondes, the channel caters expertly to white Middle America's anxieties and grievances about the state of the nation."

UNITED STATES / OCT 2, 2018 3:55 PM EST

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What’s worse: Trump colluding with the Russians to steal the election, or Bush colluding with the Bin Laden family to cause a terrorist attack that can later be used as an excuse to start a war in the Middle East?

UNITED STATES / SEP 11, 2018 1:38 PM EST

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