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i love married women...what do women think of extramarital affairs, guys with foot fetishes and breast milk fetishes

UNITED STATES / NOV 26, 2017 3:43 PM EST

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How many animals got fapped off before farmers realized you could only milk some of them?

UNITED STATES / NOV 16, 2017 10:43 AM EST

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I have to get rid of all the drug store chocolate Twix, Milky Way, and Snickers.. Can send me your address, and I’ll put it in the post for you, sorry I don’t ship to P.O. boxes 🤣 Oh! That reminds me, I’m expecting a pkg. tomorrow by end of day, yay! Annnd, I’ve become quite fond of QVC, their prices rock.. I ordered a sheet set and blanket for someone I love dearly.. he’s going to pick me up either this week or next week.

UNITED STATES / NOV 6, 2017 8:36 PM EST

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What B makes milk?......... boobies

UNITED STATES / OCT 19, 2017 1:38 PM EST

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tomorrow I'll be throwing out milk, apples, and ice pops.

UNITED STATES / OCT 5, 2017 5:10 PM EST

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Milk is the best food you can eat. Lactose intolerence is caused by wheat/carbs and sugar just so you know. But for those who arent intolerent it is the best food out there for weightloss and great teeth.

SOUTH AFRICA / AUG 25, 2017 4:55 AM EST

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Do you want to be really thin, really healthy and really tall? Don't eat anything with sugar, wheat and tap water. Milk could be dangerous but it's safer than tap water. Eat meat for strength and avoid the above. Your life will be a million times better, believe me!

SOUTH AFRICA / AUG 22, 2017 11:46 AM EST

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The trumpet shakes with great discord. An agreement broken: lifting the face to heaven: the bloody mouth will swim with blood; the face anointed with milk and honey lies on the ground.

UNITED STATES / AUG 21, 2017 3:37 PM EST

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Just through out milk expired may 29

UNITED STATES / AUG 6, 2017 1:31 PM EST

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lced coffee: heaven in a taII container! l was doing it all wrong, too.now, I think I've got it down to perfection. I don't chill the hot, freshly brewed, double strong coffee first. I prefer pouring it over a generous amount of ice cubes, give it a stir so that a quarter or the ice melts.. This'll dilute the coffee so you dig in asap, and not have to wait.. Can add more ice at this point if you'd like. Pour 2% milk in to suit yelour taste, and voila!! A gorg Ivey beverage for those hot days!!

UNITED STATES / JUL 21, 2017 11:13 PM EST

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I have to go out.. I'll get dressed, I guess. I need milk, I'll buy water (usually stick to tap, but it's in sale:) annnnd I'm out of bay leaves. Love bay leaves, they're my favorite. I have to bring the cart cause everthing will be too heavy to carry home. Aren't you glad we have evolved so that we no longer need to consume shît in the spot, but are able to bring back to the cave??

UNITED STATES / JUL 21, 2017 9:56 PM EST

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lced coffee: heaven in a tall container! l was doing it all wrong, too.now, I think I've got it down to perfection. I don't chill the hot, freshly brewed, double strong coffee first. I prefer pouring it over a generous amount of ice cubes, give it a stir so that a quarter or the ice melts.. This'll dilute the coffee so you dig in asap, and not have to wait.. Can add more ice at this point if you'd like. Pour 2% milk in to suit yelour taste, and voila!! A gorg Ivey beverage for those hot days!!

UNITED STATES / JUL 20, 2017 10:27 PM EST

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lced coffee: heaven in a tall container! I was doing it all wrong, too.now, I think I've got it down to perfection. I don't chill the hot, freshly brewed, double strong coffee first. I prefer pouring it over a generous amount of ice cubes, give it a stir so that a quarter or the ice melts.. This'll dilute the coffee so you dig in asap, and not have to wait.. Can add more ice at this point if you'd like. Pour 2% milk in to suit yelour taste, and voila!! A gorg Ivey beverage for those hot days!!

UNITED STATES / JUL 19, 2017 11:47 PM EST

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Iced coffee: heaven in a tall container! I was doing it all wrong, too.now, I think I've got it down to perfection. I don't chill the hot, freshly brewed, double strong coffee first. I prefer pouring it over a generous amount of ice cubes, give it a stir so that a quarter or the ice melts.. This'll dilute the coffee so you dig in asap, and not have to wait.. Can add more ice at this point if you'd like. Pour 2% milk in to suit yelour taste, and voila!! A gorg Ivey beverage for those hot days!!

UNITED STATES / JUL 18, 2017 9:19 PM EST

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I just accidentally drank sour milk because I'm a goddamn retard. How long till I feel Satan screaming through my bowels?

UNITED STATES / JUL 10, 2017 10:50 PM EST

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I have a real issue. Not trying to make jokes or anything. As of 4 weeks ago, I have noticed that I have been cumming out excessive amounts of baby milk. I do not have exact measurements, but when I tried to put it in a glass, it filled up about 1/6 of it. It was a pretty small glass though. Do I have a disease? I want to know this because I don't want to give my girlfriend a disease next time we make babies on the bed. (I drank the glass full of sperm after I was done measuring btw.)

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2017 7:41 PM EST

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Bella loves these gravy bone milk bones..

UNITED STATES / MAY 17, 2017 9:44 PM EST

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He says, He reckons I'm a watercolor stain.... he says I run and then I run from him, and then I run... He didn't see me watching from the airplane, he wiped a tear, and then he threw away our apple seed... hey, yes.. tell me that you're still in love w that milk maid??

UNITED STATES / MAY 4, 2017 10:43 PM EST

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Ching Chong Chinaman went to milk a cow. Ching Chong Chinaman didn't know how. Ching Chong Chinaman pulled the wrong tit. Ching Chong Chinaman got covered in shìt.

UNITED STATES / APR 28, 2017 8:20 AM EST

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Natrol Milk Thistle Advntg 525mg

UNITED STATES / APR 23, 2017 11:22 AM EST

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