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I have a real issue. Not trying to make jokes or anything. As of 4 weeks ago, I have noticed that I have been cumming out excessive amounts of baby milk. I do not have exact measurements, but when I tried to put it in a glass, it filled up about 1/6 of it. It was a pretty small glass though. Do I have a disease? I want to know this because I don't want to give my girlfriend a disease next time we make babies on the bed. (I drank the glass full of sperm after I was done measuring btw.)

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2017 7:41 PM EST

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Bella loves these gravy bone milk bones..

UNITED STATES / MAY 17, 2017 9:44 PM EST

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He says, He reckons I'm a watercolor stain.... he says I run and then I run from him, and then I run... He didn't see me watching from the airplane, he wiped a tear, and then he threw away our apple seed... hey, yes.. tell me that you're still in love w that milk maid??

UNITED STATES / MAY 4, 2017 10:43 PM EST

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Ching Chong Chinaman went to milk a cow. Ching Chong Chinaman didn't know how. Ching Chong Chinaman pulled the wrong tit. Ching Chong Chinaman got covered in shìt.

UNITED STATES / APR 28, 2017 8:20 AM EST

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UNITED STATES / APR 23, 2017 11:22 AM EST

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the first person that milked a cow probably thought they were jerking it off

UNITED STATES / APR 14, 2017 3:21 AM EST

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I'm really liking condensed milk in my iced coffee. :) How do u take yer coffee?

UNITED STATES / APR 6, 2017 4:22 PM EST

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Why is my boyfriend so stupid? His idiot self left my car unlocked and got me robbed, he lost my clothes when he did the laundry and he got me a drink -entirely wrong drink and had regular milk, which I'm allergic to.

UNITED STATES / MAR 30, 2017 3:23 PM EST

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I think Starbucks is for adult babies who need to load their coffee with so much cream, sugar, and God knows what else that it is unrecognizable as coffee anymore. In German they call that "kinderkaffee" - child coffee. I drink my coffee black and my brother bought me Starbucks once - it tasted like drinking a cigarette. I also tried their bottled mocha drink at the airport, it tasted like sour milk. I had to throw it out after the first sip.

UNITED STATES / FEB 10, 2017 7:26 AM EST

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Dove milk chocolates are on sale!! Quess where am goin? ☺️

UNITED STATES / FEB 8, 2017 5:47 PM EST

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Think of all the cows that were raped to get milk for your morning bowl of cereal.

UNITED STATES / FEB 5, 2017 10:02 AM EST

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I have light ash brown hair naturally. How could I achieve a pastel brown, chocolate milk hair color?

UNITED STATES / DEC 23, 2016 1:54 AM EST

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Am stuffing me gob w a Russell Stover chocolate Santa truffle... it's covered in milk chocolate. Top that, bitches. ☺️

UNITED STATES / DEC 22, 2016 9:50 PM EST

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What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?

UNITED STATES / DEC 10, 2016 12:13 PM EST

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So I don't wanna go to the corner bodega anymore to pull out cash, cause, of course, there's ATM fees. I know, I'll go to the grocery store for milk and get cash back at the check out. Then it's off to do laundry. Then there's a late class this afternoon, then blah blah blah... whatcha doing today? How come you never tell me about your day?

UNITED STATES / DEC 9, 2016 1:47 PM EST

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Hey guys, so I used to have VERY painful period cramps and I stopped drinking milk, and started working out and suddenly the pain just stopped. Anyone know why ?

TURKEY / DEC 6, 2016 2:47 AM EST

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Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don't forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat!

UNITED STATES / NOV 27, 2016 11:03 AM EST

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Sooo, thinking 💭 cheese 🍔 and tater tots for dinner 🍴 what are you having?? I really want milkshake.. 😋 A chocolate milkshake from McDonald's... 🤔

UNITED STATES / NOV 3, 2016 4:44 PM EST

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My childhood fun was spraying the cats with milk straight from the cow's teat.

UNITED STATES / OCT 17, 2016 8:42 PM EST

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let's not argue tonight. 😊 I'm having my last cup of coffee ☕️ with warmed foamed milk, so yummy 😋 how are you doing? Did you have something nice to eat for dinner? I made mushroom barley soup 🍜 this afternoon. I've settled on my favorite beef broth for this soup, it's Swanson's. I think it yields silky smooth end results and the pearl barely plumps up nicely. Sleep 😴 well. 😚

UNITED STATES / OCT 3, 2016 10:21 PM EST

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