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My mom and dad say that I can't play any video games besides E-rated and EC-rated games, and I only get 20 minutes of gaming a day. They also say that they have to be standing next to me anytime I am out of the house. I AM FREAKING 16 YEARS OLD!!! These rules are making me the lamest person at school! How do I convince my parents to change the rules?

UNITED STATES / JUL 18, 2017 10:57 AM EST

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If you felt a noticeable weight come off your chest within the last 5 minutes I prayed all demons come out of you and be cast into hell in the name of the Lord Jesus. If you believe then you have a basis for your spiritual belief and journey towards the Lord God who is good for you.

UNITED STATES / JUL 2, 2017 12:07 PM EST

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I just got your IP Addresses and I'm willing to share it with Russian hackers if you all don't listen to my command. In approximately 5 minutes of your reading this, your phone will ring or buzz due to a text message. Read this message and you will know I have hacked you with proof. I will be using one of your family member's names as a disguise. Reply with "I Love Men" and then I'll take you off the list of being hacked.

UNITED STATES / JUN 22, 2017 10:24 PM EST

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Anywsy, I'm not going to feel bad about being human, sticking my foot in my mouth, and blah blah blah for too long... I'll allow myself to feel like crap for a few minutes then move on. ☺️

UNITED STATES / JUN 22, 2017 9:51 PM EST

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I placed my lube beside the bed, and told Jake to kneel at the edge. As he did, I took out my Jiffy marker and wrote the following words on his ass cheeks: “CUM DUMP” A couple minutes later, two guys who seemed to be together, one in his 40s, the other in his 20s, walked into the room. They watched for a little, and when I offered Jake’s ass the younger one took the bait.

UNITED STATES / JUN 21, 2017 2:27 AM EST

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15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance.

UNITED STATES / JUN 18, 2017 4:31 AM EST

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5 minutes in real life give you 1 year in a dream and 1 year in real life give you 5 minutes in a dream


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Can somebody tell me if this a good workout? - 100 sit-ups - 100 dumbbell curls (5 pounds) - 100 squats - 30 minutes dancing


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Someone said that after about x number of minutes of using gadgets and stuff, you should stare at a place yy meters far for zz minutes. I saw a mirror and turned it at an angle wherd I can see not myself but a far place about yy meters, so did I do what "someone" said?

INDIA / JUN 1, 2017 3:18 AM EST

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I killed my daughter's kitten because she was 15 minutes late coming home from curfew. She has threatened to run away and call the cops. What's the best way to prevent going to jail?

UNITED STATES / MAY 25, 2017 2:01 AM EST

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The doomsday clock is now two and a half minutes from midnight because of Donald Trump.

UNITED STATES / MAY 24, 2017 9:35 PM EST

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Is Kangaskan a kangaroo? I've been in an argument about this for over 20 minutes

UNITED STATES / MAY 21, 2017 11:33 AM EST

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I've been getting headaches frequently, mood changes. I know these are symptoms of PMS. But these headaches are too much. If I'm inactive for more than 10 minutes, I will get a headache.


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I recently met two girls, aged 7 and 4, traveling by train with their dad. The youngest needed the toilet so the oldest, clearly enjoying the role of big sister, took her and dad stayed seated. I knocked on the toilet door and told the girls I was an Amtrak doctor and I needed to check they were healthy. I had the best 15 minutes of my life molesting those little bitches. Where can I get hold of a key that opens these doors from outside so I can make this sort of thing easy in future?

UNITED STATES / MAY 3, 2017 11:48 AM EST

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Question about metabolism and drugs: if codeine slows down metabolism, yerba mate increases metabolism and exercise increases metabolism, what happens if you do all three close together as in... Moderate dose codeine, half hour later moderate dose Yerba Mate, half hour later thirty minutes of moderately intense running. What would be happening to my metabolism?


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Why do I have such a slow brain processing speed? It takes me longer than anyone else to complete tasks in most classes at my school. If I take a quiz or test in school, it will result in virtually everyone finishing the test before I do. They finished way before I did. I had to stay after school for at-least 3-5 minutes to finish the remaining questions on the test. We all had 52 minutes of class time to do this. It took me longer than this. Ugh, why is this?

UNITED STATES / MAR 29, 2017 10:58 PM EST

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On February 14th, Joshua Evans, 18, was shot multiple times and killed in Louisville, Kentucky. Two black males have been arrested. This was one day after the victim turned 18. The victim named his attackers in a Facebook post just minutes before he was killed. Evan’s father says the perps have been systematically bullying Evans for four years.

UNITED STATES / MAR 25, 2017 5:36 PM EST

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Can u wake me up in 26 minutes? Am in desperate need of a nap! Thanks... 💞😴

UNITED STATES / MAR 12, 2017 4:48 PM EST

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JOKE OF THE WEEK Late one night, as a 36 year old man lay down for bed with his sexy girlfriend, he gently tapped her on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. His girlfriend turned over and said, “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.” A few minutes later, he whispered in her ear, “You stupid little bitch, you're only 6 years old. As if I'm going to be able to have vagínal sex with you. Now open your ass cheeks."


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JOKE OF THE WEEK Late one night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. His wife turned over and said, “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.” Her husband, rejected, turned over and tried to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolled back over and tapped his wife again. This time he whispered in her ear, “Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?”


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