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There once was a vampire named Mable, whose periods were really quite stable. And every full moon, she'd get out a spoon and drink herself under the table.

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2019 10:10 AM EST

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In honor of Justcurio's retun, the Justcurio Archives presents some classic questions asked over the past years leading up to the question that started it all. A true example of JC humour: Houston, will they ever discover this hoax? "The Moon"/July 20, 1969


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1950s rock n roll is boss.. Big Bopper sang this in 1958... "trumphater's yanking on his wanger!... he's been tugging on his weewee"! Trumphater twistin in moonlight and been pullin down his bluejeans... show his wiener to the little kids... trumphater, he's a ghetto-pedo-trash-man!!


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To the moon, Alice... ☺️

UNITED STATES / SEP 5, 2018 11:37 AM EST

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.Why aren't Mueller and the 17 Angry Democrats looking at the meetings concerning the Wolf Boy Hybrid and all of the Moon Mission lying that went on at NASA? And what about Obama's Birth Certificate? Or Hillary's selling of Area 51 Alien Tech to Zionist robots?


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Certain jc trolls didn't get the memo. No one in the northern, or southern hemispheres, of this or any other Sol-orbit planet.. or any other planet, exo-planet, binary system bound planet, rogue planet or life supporting moon.. or even purely hpothetiical life on exotic objects such as magnetars... none of them care about your views on Trump. Not even those jiggers parasites that turn people's feet bore 100s of holes into people's feet... not even they care

UNITED STATES / JUN 18, 2018 8:25 PM EST

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The peasant races have weighed America down like an anchor. America went from the first airplane to setting foot on the moon in less than one person's lifetime. Following that same technological trajectory, Americans would have been well on their way to colonizing other planets by now if not fettered with the self-imposed obligation of feeding, housing, clothing, healing and educating millions of 3rd World peasants 24/7/365, not to mention fighting their wars for them.


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I want to moon Soh

UNITED STATES / MAY 28, 2018 10:48 AM EST

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President Donald Trump has been kidnapped by Hillary Clinton and her gang of reptilian aliens, and they had him sent to their sex dungeon on the Moon. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue Donald Trump?

UNITED STATES / MAY 14, 2018 6:39 PM EST

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Is it wrong that I have Sailor Moon as my waifu even though she is clearly underage?

UNITED STATES / APR 29, 2018 4:28 PM EST

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For once in your lives, please no jokes. This is serious. At 1:37am, JC's superstar, aka: "the Soh" agreed to marry a wealthy, but 86 year old man. He has negotiated with Soh over intimacy. Soh assumed (hoped) he would not have creepy old man bedroom pleasure desires. Unfortunately Soh already accepted a $$$ gift and signed his "by accepting $ i promise to submit to his lecherous old man sex urges"..now Soh is dreading her honeymoon, what advise can YOU give?

UNITED STATES / APR 27, 2018 9:57 AM EST

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So because I’m uncreative, I need help. I’m writing a book but Im bad at cover design, and I’m hoping someone can help. The book is about a girl who lives in a small forest village, and she finds an abandoned litter of wolf cubs. Two of them survive and become the girl’s companions in adventure. Any ideas for cover art? (I should probably mention too that a big part of the story is how she has a sort of affinity for the moon and the night in general)


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I thought this site went down many moons ago?

UNITED STATES / MAR 15, 2018 2:34 PM EST

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Is it impressive that a country that does not use metric still managed to send people to the moon?


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My brother's fiance is so obese that she needs two airline seats and a seat belt extender to fly for their honeymoon. I think this is gross and shameful. I feel bad for my little brother being saddledx with the future fattest women in the world. What can I do to stop this wedding from happening?

UNITED STATES / FEB 16, 2018 4:39 PM EST

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remember to put your crystals outside to charge in the super blue blood moon

UNITED STATES / JAN 30, 2018 10:09 PM EST

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I like to smoke the grass hah but every time I do I get hard and wanna cum but after I do the next day it seems to interfere with my trip to the moon.. I don’t get up there like at all?? Why

UNITED STATES / JAN 27, 2018 5:51 AM EST

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Banning “The Honeymooners” is no joking matter. It taught myself, and millions of others how to properly abuse your spouse. Where would this great country be without it?

UNITED STATES / JAN 11, 2018 10:56 PM EST

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Moon: Hey there sun!!! May I be ontop ;D Sun: Certainly -Bangs for three hours- Moon: See you in about another twenty five years! Sun: Bye!!! Hello from the other siiiiiidddeee I must've called a thousand times

UNITED STATES / AUG 21, 2017 7:27 PM EST

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My head hurts, should I calculate the distance of the sun from the earth's moon?

INDIA / JUN 1, 2017 3:33 AM EST

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