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This morning I was on the bus with some school kids. Two boys were giggling because one of the girls was wearing a skirt and was sat with her legs apart. The boys were daring each other to bend down and look up the girl’s skirt. Eventually one of the boys relented and bent down. When he raised his head he looked at the other boy and said “tampon”. Is this banter or sexual abuse?

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2020 8:42 AM EST

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🤸‍♀️ I only just got up showered and about go to work this Sunday morning. 🤗👎👎👎 We watched the Barretts of Wimpole Street last night. 1934.Grunty film.!

UNITED STATES / JAN 18, 2020 3:25 PM EST

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Anyway, you see those older Chinese folks , early morning, walking and doing Tai chi in the street!? That’s gonna he me! Such great deliberate movement! Wonderful for them. Good on them!

UNITED STATES / JAN 15, 2020 2:18 PM EST

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Good morning, 🤗.. Mostly sunny skies right now, high of 52!! Yaaas! Punka and I go for long looong walk. My baby has diarrhea.. 😩 Maybe we won’t go out for such a long walk, but a nice one nonetheless..

UNITED STATES / JAN 15, 2020 8:49 AM EST

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The bees that live inside our president's head are buzzing extra-loudly this morning. Someone getting a little nervous...?

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2020 10:47 AM EST

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Is trump still impeached even after his hissy fit tweet fest this morning?

UNITED STATES / DEC 26, 2019 7:23 AM EST

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Morning Maude uniballer ( ID-312 ) UNITED STATES/Dec 18, 2019 05:45 AM

UNITED STATES / DEC 18, 2019 7:46 AM EST

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I woke up this morning and the sun was gone. Turned on some music to start the day. Lost myself in a familiar song, I closed my eyes and I slipped away....

UNITED STATES / DEC 16, 2019 4:10 PM EST

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Hey GP loser, who pissed in your Wheaties this morning?

UNITED STATES / DEC 16, 2019 11:03 AM EST

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Does it take you long in the morning to get ready? Dec 11, 2019 03:38 PM 1 replies

UNITED STATES / DEC 13, 2019 8:59 AM EST

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“To the man who smacked my butt on live TV this morning: You violated, objectified, and embarrassed me,”

UNITED STATES / DEC 9, 2019 11:10 AM EST

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Can you imagine if you fell asleep in America in 1950 and woke up this morning, you would be waking up to the greatest nightmare the world has ever seen.

UNITED STATES / DEC 7, 2019 10:08 PM EST

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Good morning.. honey 💋

UNITED STATES / DEC 2, 2019 10:51 AM EST

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Sunday morning Das POOP Time is so much more peaceful and relaxing than during the week. Don’t you agree ?


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Gm, darlinxeses, good morning. ☀️🌞

UNITED STATES / NOV 30, 2019 6:17 AM EST

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Anyswaaaay, moot! Moot!! Is there anything better than Tropicana red grapefruit juice in the morning? Love it! Annnnd gonna buy a Sprite today. Equally gorgeous in a completely different way..

UNITED STATES / NOV 30, 2019 6:13 AM EST

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My bowels are exploding with excrement. My toilet is right next to the railing and it makes me pretty uncomfortable to go to the bathroom. It also appears that my fecal matter is micturating. Apparently I ate more than a gallon of beef jerky. Two people are at my door, holding chainsaws and shovels. I will be dead by morning and before you know it, I will have crapped in a body bag. No pain...No memory...No soul...No goodbye.

UNITED STATES / NOV 23, 2019 12:43 PM EST

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I love the smell of desperation in the morning.

UNITED STATES / NOV 22, 2019 8:58 AM EST

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Morning wood, morning wood.

UNITED STATES / NOV 21, 2019 6:49 PM EST

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Gotta tell ya, after this morning’s Das POOP Time I have to be 5 pounds lighter

UNITED STATES / NOV 20, 2019 7:58 AM EST

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