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Is a drunk whore as much fun in the morning as she was last night?

UNITED STATES / NOV 19, 2017 12:40 PM EST

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GOOD MORNING, NlGGER CUNTS

SYRIAN ARAB REPUBLIC / NOV 17, 2017 7:39 AM EST

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I started dating a new guy about 3 weeks ago. We had drunk sex, it was really great but he couldn't finish and after about 20 minutes i had to blow him. I thought it was because we were drunk but the next morning we had the same problem. Now we've had sex a total of 6 times and he still has not cum from sex! i have to finish him in my mouth. He was only sexually active with one girl before me. Is it just nerves? Maybe he doesn't find me attractive?

UNITED STATES / NOV 15, 2017 10:51 AM EST

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This morning my area had light snowfall. Is this what I get for wearing a penguin costume for Halloween?

UNITED STATES / OCT 31, 2017 8:45 PM EST

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My wife is getting bigger by the day. This next baby is going to be bigger than the last one. The wife was 634lbs as of this morning. I don't think her Dr. is going to be pleased but my wife is a big girl and that's not going to change.

UNITED STATES / OCT 29, 2017 11:23 AM EST

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Good morning! I will PM you later today.

UNITED STATES / OCT 11, 2017 9:20 AM EST

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Goof morning... are you plump? ☺️

UNITED STATES / OCT 10, 2017 11:19 AM EST

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I've been having so much sex with my 600lb wife that my dick hurts. My whole groin area feels over strained. BUT she wants another baby so we keep at it morning, noon and night. Is there anything I can do for the pain?

UNITED STATES / OCT 9, 2017 7:29 AM EST

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I just finished having Sunday morning sex with my 600lb wife and now I'm exhausted. Gunna rest up a bit and then worship at the church of Suchafatash one more time before making a huge Brunch. Life is good.

UNITED STATES / OCT 8, 2017 10:27 AM EST

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What is causing me to sleep wayyyy too much? I sleep from about 10 or 11 at night to around 6:30 in the morning. Then i come back from school at 1:30 and sleep till 7pm. After that, i again go to sleep at 10 or 11 and the cycle continues. I just can't get enough sleep. Can anyone tell me what might be the problem? My total sleep in a day is around 12 to 13 hours a day.

UNITED STATES / SEP 26, 2017 11:16 AM EST

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l like to play my bongos in the morning!

UNITED STATES / SEP 3, 2017 5:41 AM EST

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Why is there so much garbage on morning tv?

UNITED STATES / SEP 2, 2017 11:35 AM EST

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What's the first thing you see in the morning when you look in the mirror?

UNITED STATES / AUG 29, 2017 12:10 PM EST

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My 600lb wife told me this morning that she has never in her life seen her Hoo-Ha. She has no idea what it looks like. She wants me to take a pic and show it to her. Question is should I just let her use a selfie stick or should I just shoot the pic myself?

UNITED STATES / AUG 9, 2017 6:07 PM EST

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I caught my father jerking off to a photo of me? I know he loves me, but is this a little to far? Once in the middle of the night, he tried having sex with my while I was asleep, but I woke up. That morning I asked him about it and he says he was sleep walking, He's always touching my leg and running his fingers up and down it and licking his lips whenever he looks at my va*gina. What do I do?

UNITED STATES / AUG 3, 2017 11:29 PM EST

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Good morning. I have a small dick.

UNITED STATES / JUL 27, 2017 9:42 AM EST

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Good morning you stupid nіgger cunts

UNITED STATES / JUL 13, 2017 1:23 PM EST

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Well it's official. My 500lb wife is now a 600lb wife. 608 on our Toledo platform scale this morning. I'm so proud of her that I want to give her a pearl necklace....or maybe a dozen roses and a rim job...which one would be best for the occasion?

UNITED STATES / JUL 11, 2017 3:09 PM EST

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So much to do!! 😝 I was supposed to go upstate for the week starting this morning to look after grandpa, but that'll have to wait till tomorrow. I have to do some adulting today. Call me health insurance and find a Dr. a GP near me who takes my insurance, I've recently switch insurances, annd I also have to assign my dentist (who's recently moved) to my insurance plan.. Have to be back in the city Thursday, see my therapist Friday, and work Saturday/Sunday.. .

UNITED STATES / JUL 10, 2017 12:00 PM EST

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"Morning Shít" Acrylic and poop on a shingle 888 x 800

UNITED STATES / JUL 7, 2017 10:06 PM EST

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