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Good morning... Fuсk Trump!

UNITED STATES / AUG 17, 2018 8:42 AM EST

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Trump - a petulant child who spends every morning coming up with new insults and attacks for American citizens he is supposed to be defending and serving.

UNITED STATES / AUG 17, 2018 8:30 AM EST

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Anyway, toot! Toot! 🤸🏻‍♀️🤸🏻‍♀️🤸🏻‍♀️ Circle of cartwheels 🤸🏻‍♀️ morning was nice.. Wyd?? ☺️

UNITED STATES / AUG 15, 2018 1:40 PM EST

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Any morning that has our lard assed, semi-literate, narcissistic, bald headed POTUS in twitter rage is a great morning. Pressure mounting, bone spurs flaring up, binge eating Bic Mac's...all while Mueller hard at work, Cohen & Omarosa slowly releasing tapes.

UNITED STATES / AUG 14, 2018 10:50 AM EST

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This is gonna be a looong fückin day.. 😞 I wish I had a puppy 🐶 to walk and sexually abuse. I’d be such a good doggie-mom.. ☺️ Annd how are you doing this morning? 🤗

UNITED STATES / AUG 12, 2018 4:59 PM EST

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This is gonna be a looong fückin day.. 😞 I wish I had a puppy 🐶 to walk and play with. I’d be such a good doggie-mom.. ☺️ Annd how are you doing this morning? 🤗

UNITED STATES / AUG 12, 2018 10:04 AM EST

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It was about 7 o'clock in the morning and I thought to myself "oh my God, my going to be sick". I went up my hall and toilet seat was down. I realized that I wasn't going to get the seat up before I was sick so I was sick in the bath. As I was sick in the bath, I squirted šhit all up the wall behind me. I feel terrible and my girlfriend is so unsympathetic. How can I get the lazy kike bitch to stop whining at me and get on with her job of cleaning up.

UNITED STATES / AUG 3, 2018 1:47 PM EST

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I made the peanut butter punch smoothie, you moo... 🤤 can’t finish it all.. I’ll save it for the morning. I will!! Just hope it’s ok by then.. I’ll stick it in the fridge.. Toot! Toot! Off to bed.. 😴 🛏 bedtime G’nite.. 🌑 🌛🌙 Nighty nite! ☺️

UNITED STATES / AUG 2, 2018 12:05 PM EST

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Anyway.. I did go walking last night! It was nice, even in the heat... I’ll snag some of GT’s Multi Green kombucha this morning. Yay! Did I tell you guys... am off chips and sweets. It’s just me and the kombucha. Me and the kombucha.. ☺️

UNITED STATES / AUG 1, 2018 9:50 AM EST

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Gm. 🤗 How are you this morning?? ☺️ What’s going on?

UNITED STATES / AUG 1, 2018 9:44 AM EST

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Good morning, darlings.. ☺️ Am off today, so happy. I want to lounge in me jammies, do nothing, annd twiddle the day away. There are things to be done, however.. Have a good day! 😘

UNITED STATES / JUL 30, 2018 11:36 AM EST

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“I slept with a billionaire because he said he loved me. In the morning I realized I was getting screwed. When I went to tell the world, I was offered cash to keep my mouth shut. I’m not a model or someone named Stormy. I’m the American farmer.”

UNITED STATES / JUL 28, 2018 2:22 PM EST

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Do you find it suspicious that Boeing’s stock fell on the morning of 9/11? What could this mean?

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2018 11:30 PM EST

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Guys I am in serious trouble. I told everyone at work I wanted to have sex with my 10 year old sister after I spied on her showering this morning. Do you think I should send out a clarification email that I actually meant "I would'nt* want to have sex with my sister after I spied on her showering this morning" to fix everything? Would they believe me? I should add that most of them are Republicans.

UNITED STATES / JUL 20, 2018 4:25 AM EST

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Good morning! What's Trump lying about today?

UNITED STATES / JUN 27, 2018 11:48 AM EST

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Little Mary Sue was wearing a skirt and climbing the school flag pole one morning. Little Jimmy was looking up her skirt. The principal yelled out to her, "Mary Sue, get down from there! Jimmy is going to see your underwear!" But Little Mary Sue knew that she wasn't wearing underwear.

UNITED STATES / JUN 21, 2018 1:54 PM EST

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SOMEONE HAS HIS PANTIES IN A BUNCH THIS MORNING

UNITED STATES / JUN 21, 2018 11:52 AM EST

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It was about 6 o'clock in the morning and I thought to myself "oh my God, my going to be sick". I went up my hall and toilet seat was down. I realized that I wasn't going to get the seat up before I was sick so I was sick in the bath. As I was sick in the bath, I squirted šhit all up the wall behind me. I feel terrible and my girlfriend is so unsympathetic. How can I get my girlfriend so some whining at me and get on with her job of cleaning up.

UNITED STATES / JUN 15, 2018 6:58 AM EST

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Gracious, you guys... ☺️ The nicest woman came in this morning annd she smelled soooo incredibly nice a fresh and clean and watery like lillies and I just melted!! So nice, I asked what she was wearing and she wrote it down annd I was shocked it’s from Victoria Secret!! It’s like a very affordable body cream and body splash.. I’m tslking $5 affordable.. never was attracted to VS creams or sprays but this is so gorgeous.. *hsppy dance.

UNITED STATES / JUN 11, 2018 11:01 AM EST

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I am on my 3rd Das POOP time this morning. Is that normal?

UNITED STATES / MAY 25, 2018 10:28 AM EST

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