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Good mornings... I hope you’ve all slept well and are ready and able to tackle your day. ☺️

UNITED STATES / JAN 12, 2018 10:03 AM EST

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i am a 13 year old girl but in the morning when j wake up at 7:00 i don't eat breakfast and when im a t school i don't eat lunch i dont eat till 5:00. Is that bad?

UNITED STATES / JAN 10, 2018 9:48 PM EST

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A child cleaned the snow off my windscreen as she crossed the road this morning. Although, I think the impact helped her a bit.

UNITED STATES / JAN 10, 2018 10:19 AM EST

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As soon as I read about the terror attack in NYC this morning I flipped on the only so called news network my satellite provider offers on my plan, the Corrupt News Network. I was shocked to learn that not only does our President ask for 2 scoops of ice cream he drinks a few diet cokes per day!!! What a shocking headline!!! Of course a terrorist attack is no where near as important as how many diet cokes our President drinks per day.

UNITED STATES / DEC 11, 2017 3:03 PM EST

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Am not feeling quite meself today, home w a cold, the fever went down this morning...

UNITED STATES / DEC 2, 2017 4:01 PM EST

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Bonjourno!! Good morning! Salutations! Hola! Hoping today will be a good day and that you’re ok.. Even you meanies as well... 😘

UNITED STATES / NOV 26, 2017 8:56 AM EST

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Good morning, ☺️ or good afternoon rather.. 😝 Just got word that I have a new ProtonMail email .. If one of you guys sent an email, don’t bother getting mad at me for not responding.. I forgot me password, and by changing it, the site said that I wouldn’t be able to read the Mail anywsy... sooo, that’s that! 😝 I️ do hope ur having s good day.. 😘

UNITED STATES / NOV 24, 2017 1:51 PM EST

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Is a drunk whore as much fun in the morning as she was last night?

UNITED STATES / NOV 19, 2017 12:40 PM EST

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GOOD MORNING, NlGGER CUNTS

SYRIAN ARAB REPUBLIC / NOV 17, 2017 7:39 AM EST

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I started dating a new guy about 3 weeks ago. We had drunk sex, it was really great but he couldn't finish and after about 20 minutes i had to blow him. I thought it was because we were drunk but the next morning we had the same problem. Now we've had sex a total of 6 times and he still has not cum from sex! i have to finish him in my mouth. He was only sexually active with one girl before me. Is it just nerves? Maybe he doesn't find me attractive?

UNITED STATES / NOV 15, 2017 10:51 AM EST

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This morning my area had light snowfall. Is this what I get for wearing a penguin costume for Halloween?

UNITED STATES / OCT 31, 2017 8:45 PM EST

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My wife is getting bigger by the day. This next baby is going to be bigger than the last one. The wife was 634lbs as of this morning. I don't think her Dr. is going to be pleased but my wife is a big girl and that's not going to change.

UNITED STATES / OCT 29, 2017 11:23 AM EST

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Good morning! I will PM you later today.

UNITED STATES / OCT 11, 2017 9:20 AM EST

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Goof morning... are you plump? ☺️

UNITED STATES / OCT 10, 2017 11:19 AM EST

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I've been having so much sex with my 600lb wife that my dick hurts. My whole groin area feels over strained. BUT she wants another baby so we keep at it morning, noon and night. Is there anything I can do for the pain?

UNITED STATES / OCT 9, 2017 7:29 AM EST

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I just finished having Sunday morning sex with my 600lb wife and now I'm exhausted. Gunna rest up a bit and then worship at the church of Suchafatash one more time before making a huge Brunch. Life is good.

UNITED STATES / OCT 8, 2017 10:27 AM EST

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What is causing me to sleep wayyyy too much? I sleep from about 10 or 11 at night to around 6:30 in the morning. Then i come back from school at 1:30 and sleep till 7pm. After that, i again go to sleep at 10 or 11 and the cycle continues. I just can't get enough sleep. Can anyone tell me what might be the problem? My total sleep in a day is around 12 to 13 hours a day.

UNITED STATES / SEP 26, 2017 11:16 AM EST

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l like to play my bongos in the morning!

UNITED STATES / SEP 3, 2017 5:41 AM EST

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Why is there so much garbage on morning tv?

UNITED STATES / SEP 2, 2017 11:35 AM EST

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What's the first thing you see in the morning when you look in the mirror?

UNITED STATES / AUG 29, 2017 12:10 PM EST

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