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So I'm a freshman in high school, and my mother uses medical marijuana. Every once in a while, she needs me to water the plants right before I walk to the school. When this happens, I will of course end up unintentionally rubbing up against a plant. I try to avoid it, but it doesn't work most of the time, and then I go to school smelling like weed. My friends complain of my odor, I'm afraid people will judge me. What should I do?

UNITED STATES / APR 24, 2017 11:56 PM EST

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Motherfûkker we gone!!

UNITED STATES / APR 20, 2017 1:04 PM EST

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Do you make your own decisions or does your mother do it for you?

UNITED STATES / APR 14, 2017 10:14 PM EST

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Jesus saw a woman being stoned and rushed to protect her. He shouted to the crowd, "Let any who is without sin cast the next stone." A single stone smacked Jesus on the back of the head. He turned around and yelled, "Fućk off, mother!"

UNITED STATES / APR 13, 2017 10:32 AM EST

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I live with my stepfather and my mother ( im 19 years old, working and paying rent) my stepdad and my mom have been fighting and talking about divorce. but everytime they argue he threatens to kick me out. ( my mom wants me to stay) he says I have 2 weeks. if she says she wants me to stay is that legally okay? is there a law behind that? im just curious.

UNITED STATES / APR 11, 2017 8:24 PM EST

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my mother keeps telling me that she doesnt like her boyfriend and then she tells me that they are back together, this has happened over 4-5 times and i am over it because i keep hearing bad things that he has done

CHINA / APR 10, 2017 9:55 AM EST

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If Im not Mistaking The Holy Trinity Consists of The Father, The Son, And The Holy Spirit, but how can you have a father and son with no mother??? Where is the female energy in this equation??


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The Nazis started by banning homosexuals, then lesbians, then unmarried mothers, then married couples who perform oral sex, then married couples who do it doggy style. Where will it end? If you don't want to have sex with a pedophile then don't. But don't try to stop the many willing little girls who do want sex with pedophiles. When will people stop being afraid of sexuality?


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Bent Shaft just released a 5 minute excerpt from his Martin Luther inspired album "95 Theses" even though the lawsuit explicitly stated that he is not to release anything related to that until the case is over. How savage is that motherfućker?!?

UNITED STATES / APR 6, 2017 10:59 AM EST

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What is daily life like in your mother's basement?


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I hate school. I detest it to the point where now I'd rather jump off of a bridge and into a pile of broken, rusty steel pipes than go to school. Anybody know a way I can actually like school or convince my mother to let me teach myself? I do better on my own. 98.12% of what I've learned- I taught myself. It didn't come from a teacher. (Side note: The teacher has favorites. I hate those favorites. I hate virtually everybody in the class except my three friends.

/ APR 4, 2017 7:57 PM EST

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Is your mother still suсking dick in hell?

UNITED STATES / APR 4, 2017 11:30 AM EST

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Brain dead mother fuсker. Did you do too many drugs?

UNITED STATES / APR 4, 2017 11:19 AM EST

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I'm a 40 year old man living in my mother's basement, I am a top tier Xbox player, I have a collection of Star Wars figures, and whenever I am hungry my mom is ready to get me some hot pockets. So no i am a SUPER WINNER.ᴵ ᵗʰᶦᶰᵏ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ˢᵘᶦᶜᶦᵈᵉ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵈᵃʸ.

UNITED STATES / MAR 31, 2017 12:40 PM EST

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Where can I find a prostitute who will smother me to death with her breasts for $1 million?

UNITED STATES / MAR 30, 2017 11:44 PM EST

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On February 16th, Julianna Chambers, 13, was killed in Whiting, IN. Her 57-year-old grandmother was also injured. The perpetrators are two black males who rammed their car while fleeing from police. A police officer witnessed the perps stealing beer and tried to make an arrested. Instead they led the officer on a high-speed chase until they murdered Chambers.

UNITED STATES / MAR 25, 2017 5:38 PM EST

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On January 26th, Jennifer Taylor, 33, and her daughter Marissa Lynn Taylor, 10, were shot and killed in Fitzgerald, GA. Police have arrested the mother’s black boyfriend. The shooting took place right outside of a school.

UNITED STATES / MAR 25, 2017 5:30 PM EST

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I am not a huge fan of smelling pussy! I still go down on my wife to please her but have never been a fan of the smell with any girl! For some reason my mother in law has this intoxicating smell. Her thongs don't smell like pussy at all they just smell heavenly. I truly can't describe it. Is it totally wrong of me to smell her thongs?

UNITED STATES / MAR 24, 2017 1:15 AM EST

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Have you fully resolved the housework trauma inflicted on you by your mother?

UNITED STATES / MAR 13, 2017 8:53 PM EST

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An Arlington, Va., woman allegedly falsified welfare applications to receive more than $100,000 in benefits while her husband raked in $1.5 million salary. Police say Helen Agbapuruonwu, mother of four, collected food stamps and Medicaid benefits from 2010 to 2016, while here husband, Fidelis Agbapuruonwu, was earning $1.5 million as a lawyer in Washington, D.C.

UNITED STATES / MAR 13, 2017 7:50 PM EST

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