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I saw an obvious tranny buying some tampons at the drugstore tonight. now where do you suppose he stuffed those tampons when he got home?

UNITED STATES / DEC 10, 2019 4:17 AM EST

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Landlady called me earlier today ... It sounds like the tenants below me heard screaming after midnight from above (me). The problem is that I wasn't screaming. I was simply swearing and cursing at an above average level. What are my options here?

UNITED STATES / DEC 10, 2019 3:59 AM EST

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Darlinxeses.. I gotta tell you.. last night, gorg!!

UNITED STATES / DEC 9, 2019 12:30 PM EST

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She is getting boned nightly by *multiple* aryan bodybuilders and I'm just sitting here like a chump.

UNITED STATES / DEC 8, 2019 5:06 PM EST

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Can you imagine if you fell asleep in America in 1950 and woke up this morning, you would be waking up to the greatest nightmare the world has ever seen.

UNITED STATES / DEC 7, 2019 10:08 PM EST

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JC Joke of the Day. Show me a Chinese knight ……. And I will show you a chink in his armour .

UNITED STATES / DEC 3, 2019 10:25 AM EST

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Another til.. Apply a drop of Estée Lauder’s Advanced Night Repair to the lips w your ring finger. We use the ring finger because it causes the less amount of pull, don’t wanna pull on your skin too much. Gently pat in the serum on lips.. allow full absorption, pls. This will help take away any of those super fine lines. Then seal w a nightly lip mask. Yer welcome. 💕

UNITED STATES / DEC 1, 2019 10:07 PM EST

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You need a facial! A gently cleansing, kombucha essence, serum, and massage. Then we get to the good stuff. 🤗 Thin layer of your choosing: Tarte’s Maracuja oil, chocked full of Vitamin C or Josie Maran’s Argon Oil.. 🥰 Both chock full of essential fatty elements, essential to plump healthy dewy skin What’s is gonna be?? What do ya like? You can try the Maracuja tonight and then the Argon oil tomorrow?? 💕 Afterwsrds, let that sink in a few minutes and then we can moisturize... lol.

UNITED STATES / DEC 1, 2019 9:57 PM EST

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Would you want to spend the night at Hard-On Hotel?

UNITED STATES / NOV 29, 2019 5:11 PM EST

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Trump is a liar, he needs to be called every night on his lies. When his sycophants jump into their propaganda talking points, cut them off.

UNITED STATES / NOV 26, 2019 1:52 PM EST

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Overnight I slept, and soon my sleep became waking, The world was newly soiled, new reason was added to old selfishness, When one of the guests entered the room, and did not present her absence With commendation, and with blood-revelation, and with flight of fancy But with the lonely reassurance, that she loved me.

UNITED STATES / NOV 25, 2019 2:28 AM EST

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha haha ha ha haha haha hahaha haha, the Democrats...jeeezzz Louizzz.... A ha haha haha haha *walks off back to the private party as you hear my laughter fade into the distance and continues all night* haha ha ha ha

UNITED STATES / NOV 22, 2019 11:13 PM EST

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Anyswaaaay... poot poot!! Darlinxeses, I’m out for the night. Tootles! 💋

UNITED STATES / NOV 21, 2019 8:15 PM EST

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The cunts who visited a Paris restaurant last night went in for some snails and came out with a gut full of slugs. ITALY / NOV 11, 2015 5:05 AM EST

UNITED STATES / NOV 21, 2019 8:20 AM EST

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A day in the life of a European: Wake at noon. Two eclairs and a cigarette for breakfast. Go and collect pension. Two bottles of wine and some snails for lunch. Buy heroin and ecstacy. Shoot heroin, more cigarettes. Bottle of vodka and horsemeat for dinner. Ecstacy and nightclub.

UNITED STATES / NOV 19, 2019 2:50 PM EST

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I shall bid you goodbye and good night 🌙😘😴💤

UNITED STATES / NOV 18, 2019 1:50 AM EST

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Darlinxeses!! Why all the hate on here tonight??

UNITED STATES / NOV 18, 2019 10:52 PM EST

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Trump is unraveling. Obsessed. Can't get anything done except watch tv and hate-tweet all day and night. His consciousness of guilt is ravaging him like maggots and vultures on road-kill..

UNITED STATES / NOV 14, 2019 12:34 PM EST

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AM I A SLUT/WHORE? I lost my virginity at 7 to my first boyfriend (he was 39 years old). Since then I had multiple sexual partners already, about 15-20 a year I guess. I am 22 years old now. Some of those are just one-night-stand, some are not. Their age are from 22-74 years old. Some are married, some has kid/s, some has girlfriends, some are single. I NEVER asked for money for that, I just do it purely for fun. So am I a slut?

UNITED STATES / NOV 12, 2019 1:07 PM EST

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Are you breathing easier these days now that I am able to sleep somewhat better these past 2-3 nights?? You should be. You moo! You leave me alone, I leave you standing, mobile.

UNITED STATES / NOV 6, 2019 11:21 PM EST

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