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Whether or not DonaldTrump is impeached, I can still take great comfort knowing he may indeed be suffering from the brain-eating, pus-forming, nose-destroying, paralyzing, lump-factory that's neurosyphilis. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy!

UNITED STATES / AUG 23, 2019 1:33 PM EST

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Washington (CNN) — Former President AND CONFIRMED NOSE-PICKER Barack Obama on Tuesday honored the life and legacy of author Toni Morrison, who died Monday night at the age of 88. "Toni Morrison was a national treasure, as good a storyteller, as captivating, in person as she was on the page," Obama wrote in a tweet. "Her writing was a beautiful, meaningful challenge to our conscience and our moral imagination. What a gift to breathe the same air as her, if only for a while."

CANADA / AUG 9, 2019 3:40 PM EST

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If you had to make a split second choice of either saving a wide nosed big lipped black baby from drowning or gettin sweet nelly (a lite brown milk cow)out of the road from getting hit my a semi tractor trailer. Which would you chose?

UNITED STATES / AUG 7, 2019 7:34 AM EST

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Darlinx!! can I just sit riiiight here! *hops on lap annd squishes you! You moo! *tugs on spout.. Got ur nose!! *Yanks on ear... is that fur?? Oh but, darling... this music is too load.. I can’t hear what you’re saying!! *sits in ur 1970’s transistor radio... squash!! Feed me! Feed me! Feed me!! 😝🤣

UNITED STATES / OCT 14, 2018 11:48 AM EST

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UNITED STATES / OCT 9, 2018 3:28 PM EST

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Anyswaaay.. Hubba Hubba , you look good!! Did you pluck ur nose and ear hairs?? ☺️ Wearing lifts in ur shoes?? Comb ur hair?? Blow ur nose?? 🤣

UNITED STATES / SEP 29, 2018 12:37 PM EST

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Do you pinch your nose when you sneeze? Why?

UNITED STATES / SEP 23, 2018 6:35 PM EST

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I’ve had a runny nose and a sore throat for about a day and a half now. I think. I might be getting sick, but I really can’t afford to be home with a cold right now. Is there any way to stop it before it gets worse?

UNITED STATES / SEP 1, 2018 3:39 PM EST

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Why do the Jews always have to stick their noses into everything?

UNITED STATES / AUG 27, 2018 10:10 PM EST

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What is your opinion of guys with nose piercings? (M 14) Google Hangouts: coolboi1245@gmail.com

UNITED STATES / AUG 7, 2018 11:22 PM EST

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You guyyys.. 😞 I have so much boogeta in me nose but am on public so I can’t.. you know * whispers... pick my nose... What should I do?? ☹️ Needs Halp!!

UNITED STATES / AUG 7, 2018 5:05 PM EST

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I read a story in the local newspaper about a 9 year old girl who died from an undiagnosed congenital heart condition. There was a photo of her by the article and she's a sexy little bitch and I'm sure daddy will miss molesting her. How can I get into the local morgue to sexually abuse her?

UNITED STATES / JUL 19, 2018 5:03 AM EST

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Do you have diagnosed mental illness?

UNITED STATES / JUL 14, 2018 6:51 PM EST

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I need a good excuse for missing 2 weeks of school. It can't be a medical thing(something that needs a doctor to diagnose it). Since I wasn't actually sick. I just wanted to skip a while. Any ideas? Cant be lice since they'll check everyone for it.

UNITED STATES / MAY 29, 2018 3:59 AM EST

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Anyway, med rare double cheese burger w raw onion and tomato on the side.. Forgot to wash hands after slicing raw onion.. picked me nose later on... 😞

UNITED STATES / MAY 14, 2018 9:01 PM EST

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I just wiped/squished/smooshed my nose 😞 and some ppl. walkin by saw me wipe it on the stone steps an sitting on.. 😫

UNITED STATES / MAY 6, 2018 1:38 PM EST

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I'm greg and diagnose with a.d.h.d. and atrention deficit anxiety disorders. sometimes bad attacks. a man here said I'm gay because I'm not black. white. Except I was never once gay. growing up my brothers friends looked and touch at my brothers thing . They are boys. They try tell me pull my pants down and I didnt. So i wasnt gay and now apoligizw for saying im gay. My dad says blacks hate me because my job opprtunities. So apologize now, maybe we can work together.

UNITED STATES / MAY 6, 2018 7:40 AM EST

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My dad won't wake up. He is breathing. It's my fault. We wrestled and he put his nose near my butt. I couldn't help it. My stomach had cramps and a loud basd sound came out my po po and t was bad smell gas. At first I thought dad was playing he looked funny his eyes rolled around he starts choking. Then he fainted and he's been that way over 3 hours

UNITED STATES / MAY 6, 2018 4:54 AM EST

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Arrested at age 19, the counselor diagnosed you as a "compulsive toucher of his peener" any time you stand near old men, in line at bakeries .. the lamest behavior ever! How did you became the loser-supreme ??

UNITED STATES / MAY 3, 2018 3:43 AM EST

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I want to pick my nose so bad, but I’m sitting surrounded by loads of ppl. 😔 what should I do?? 😩

UNITED STATES / APR 18, 2018 4:26 PM EST

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