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SOH is both my spiritual slave and master. She has given me several tasks I must perform. I am not allowed to speak or think of anything but myself. This isn't difficult, nor am I particularly proud of the thing I am. But the sad part is, my brain is so filled with anger and resentment that I will do anything I'm told by her stupid facsimile.

UNITED STATES / JAN 24, 2020 4:32 AM EST

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Soft, wrinkIed leather does it for me, as weII as horse matings and semen collections and also sex scenes in movies. A gal on a leather couch (a nice wrinkled one!) will get my motor running! Also guys using sex toys and humping inflatables, leather cushions, vinyl cushions etc will easily do it for me. Also, "pedal pumping--guys or gals, especially things like old gas powered machinery that won't start and the guy is pumping the sh*t out of it to try to get it started does it for me!

UNITED STATES / JAN 23, 2020 4:57 PM EST

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On a bitterly disappointing night for United, goals by Chris Wood and Jay Rodriguez earned Burnley a first ever Premier League win at Old Trafford. Since Solskjaer was made permanent manager in March, United have lost more Premier League games (12) than they have won (11).

UNITED STATES / JAN 22, 2020 2:40 AM EST

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Baby so cold out

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2020 9:33 PM EST

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What if I told you I have a secret internet friend who I met online and we have been messaging back and forth all day?

UNITED STATES / JAN 18, 2020 12:11 PM EST

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Anyway, you see those older Chinese folks , early morning, walking and doing Tai chi in the street!? That’s gonna he me! Such great deliberate movement! Wonderful for them. Good on them!

UNITED STATES / JAN 15, 2020 2:18 PM EST

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So im dating this guy and its only been a couple months, but he told me he wasnt feeling well the other day and he hasn't messaged me since or opened my last text, it's been 3 days now, and I'm really worried, should I text him again or wait for him to reply?

UNITED STATES / JAN 15, 2020 11:00 AM EST

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22 year old virgin are you there?

UNITED STATES / JAN 14, 2020 7:42 PM EST

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Same old tactic from trump administration. If you get caught in a lie, change the lie to another lie.

UNITED STATES / JAN 14, 2020 3:58 PM EST

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We first met Joe on the frat party scene where we met. He was getting fairly close to ejaculating, so his girlfriend Alex tried to help him out by reaching down his pants. We told Alex to take his dick out of Joe's boxers, so she could rub his bare hole. Alex managed to reach his dick in, and Joe's ass hole squirted a big gusher of cum. Alex loved that so much, that she didn't care about me right then, but she apologized if she had made Joe feel uncomfortable.

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2020 7:45 PM EST

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No matter what he does, no matter how much he projects, no matter how much he whines like the 3 yr old he is, he will always be Impeached, he will always be seen as a traitor & he will always be a loser.

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2020 7:21 PM EST

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What if Kanye made a song called “I Miss The Old Kanye”? Would that be the most Kanye thing ever?

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2020 10:39 AM EST

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America could take on the whole world and win. USA is Great! We have been made greater than before, twofold.

UNITED STATES / JAN 12, 2020 4:29 PM EST

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You will have to bring out your fright card now. You will have to pack your puerile faith that you will reach an out of this world accomplishment. You will cry at any thought of an old carpet or wall hanging or drawer or floor. All will become more precious to you. All are worthless because you will reach the end of them.

UNITED STATES / JAN 12, 2020 3:42 PM EST

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Have u ever had the need for to hold in ur stomach? Or the need for your waist to be looser so ur ass wont feel stuffed? Please tell me how some side activities help satisfy those? But what about losing weight??? Well, really, most people need a lifestyle change to lose weight. But what do u want? What do u want ur physique to look like?

UNITED STATES / JAN 12, 2020 2:55 PM EST

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cos I really gotta pee, soh. would you like a golden shower?

UNITED STATES / JAN 11, 2020 9:16 PM EST

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Why do I want to throw that bag away? Why do I want to throw out my fears? I'll be more free, I'll be more stable by just letting my bag go. Stop holding on to anything. My bag is empty. Don't be scared, relax. I know it sounds crazy, but that's how I feel. I'm empty. I know it sounds crazy, but there's a reason why. You're crazy. I'm too.

UNITED STATES / JAN 11, 2020 2:56 PM EST

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It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

UNITED STATES / JAN 10, 2020 5:36 PM EST

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Darlinxeses, I found my old iPod few days ago! Ancient ancient tunes on it that I lerrrrv so .. transferring some oldies but goodies.. Some Indigo Girks, Stevie Znicks, ya know.. Had to download something called TouchCopy in order to transfer .. sheesh, it does take its sweet time. 🤗 what are you up to?

UNITED STATES / JAN 8, 2020 6:15 PM EST

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My girlfriend suffers from severe(ish) anxiety and depression. I really want to help her but when she's feeling more down than usual I never know the right thing to say to comfort her. She's only 11 years old and I'm 36, so it's hard for her to express herself to me. She says that talking to me helps but is there anything I could do to help her more? To pedos with girlfriends with anxiety and depression; what would helps your partners best when they're feeling extra down for whatever reason?

UNITED STATES / JAN 8, 2020 12:24 PM EST

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