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So im dating this guy and its only been a couple months, but he told me he wasnt feeling well the other day and he hasn't messaged me since or opened my last text, it's been 3 days now, and I'm really worried, should I text him again or wait for him to reply?

UNITED STATES / JAN 15, 2020 11:00 AM EST

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When a Democrat opens its mouth only shît comes out.

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2020 11:44 AM EST

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does trump lie every time he opens his mouth or is he just wrong a lot?

UNITED STATES / JAN 12, 2020 6:38 PM EST

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I've fallen in the bottle a lot of times. I used to go find an open drain cover and dip it in the milk. I used to be afraid of being sucked into a bottle once I put it in the sink. I used to go and grab the corner of the bottle, put my legs over the top, dip it in the milk, and just trip and fall. It's like an adventure.

UNITED STATES / JAN 11, 2020 11:19 PM EST

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How open to hot a n a l are you?


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Wisdom is too high for fools; in the assembly at the gate they must not open their mouths.


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Arsole, also called arsenole[1] or arsacyclopentadiene, is an organoarsenic compound with the formula C4H4AsH. It is classified as a metallole and is isoelectronic to and related to pyrrole except that an arsenic atom is substituted for the nitrogen atom.


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Let us pray for trump: Our Father who art in heaven, please make Donald Trump fall into an open manhole and never come out.

CANADA / DEC 18, 2019 12:04 PM EST

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Goodbye snowflake Dems it's the end of the road today. Open your eyes. There's nowhere to hide. Nowhere to go. Going on like a Petulant teenager about to self harm.

UNITED STATES / DEC 18, 2019 7:22 AM EST

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"I don't believe in Art. I believe in Artists." - Marcel Duchamp. Before you open that [pl]umb mouth of yours, Uni, [tr]uck off[stage]. ITALY/Dec 11, 2019 12:57 PM 5 replies

UNITED STATES / DEC 13, 2019 8:59 AM EST

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Everytime Trump opens his mouth, another lie falls out. Just as Germans were held accountable for Hitler's actions, Trump supporters must be held accountable for whatever mess he gets us into as well as his high crimes and misdemeanors!


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I remember when Trump won his first election and INSTANTLY at this intersection; a mob assembled attacking people and their cars, shouting"He voted Trump!" I'll never forget this. TRUMP HAD NOT OPENED THE DOOR TO THE WHITE HOUSE WITH A KEY YET. Thoughts please?

UNITED STATES / NOV 18, 2019 10:59 PM EST

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Step 1. Cut off Soh's head. 2. Cut a slit in Soh's chest. 3. Cut off her tongue and put it in the mouth of the monster head. 4. Put the monster head into the fridge and wait for the next step. 5. Take the monster head out of the fridge. 6. Put the monster head in your fridge and wait for the next step. 7. Open the refrigerator door. 8. Throw the monster head at Soh 9. Take Soh out of the fridge. 10. Put the monster head in your mouth.

UNITED STATES / NOV 17, 2019 12:16 PM EST

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Hey soh - eyes are open.. leering.. watching you...

UNITED STATES / NOV 11, 2019 6:54 PM EST

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So the dog likes to sleep, loopers yo sleep w his leg open. Lol, like all open, spread 🦅.. He looks like an inverted frog.

UNITED STATES / NOV 4, 2019 12:22 PM EST

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Guess who has two thumbs and will cut his dick open like a sausage?

UNITED STATES / NOV 1, 2019 10:27 AM EST

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After what Ambassador Bill Taylor testified yesterday, Trump should not just be impeached, he must be indicted. Trump withheld aid to Ukraine until Ukraine's President agreed to go on CNN and announce he was opening an investigation into Joe Biden. Thats a felony.

UNITED STATES / OCT 23, 2019 11:15 AM EST

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So for Trump to complain how he is the victim of a lynching because of this impeachment inquiry is one of his most appalling words of his entire presidency. That he could say such a thing is a huge travesty and a stain on our nation that opens old wounds that never fully healed.

UNITED STATES / OCT 22, 2019 1:37 PM EST

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Open my ass with your shaft.

UNITED STATES / OCT 14, 2019 4:11 PM EST

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How do spiders get into your bathroom even though the window is closed? Grace Kavanagh, London, England I open it for them. Spider flaps are really hard to find round here. steven beercock, Enna Italy


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