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We first met Joe on the frat party scene where we met. He was getting fairly close to ejaculating, so his girlfriend Alex tried to help him out by reaching down his pants. We told Alex to take his dick out of Joe's boxers, so she could rub his bare hole. Alex managed to reach his dick in, and Joe's ass hole squirted a big gusher of cum. Alex loved that so much, that she didn't care about me right then, but she apologized if she had made Joe feel uncomfortable.

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2020 7:45 PM EST

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I just turned up the heat instead of putting on pants.

UNITED STATES / NOV 30, 2019 7:25 PM EST

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My pants were not in my car yet but I’m not going on a time I wanna is it like the next year I will be there tomorrow and then I gotta is a time to get to my place

UNITED STATES / NOV 21, 2019 7:39 AM EST

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Should we categorise Trump's tweetstorm today as 'worried', 'panicked' or 'soiled pants'?

UNITED STATES / NOV 17, 2019 3:07 PM EST

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I 💩my pants again

UNITED STATES / NOV 12, 2019 6:13 PM EST

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I💩my pants

UNITED STATES / NOV 11, 2019 8:48 PM EST

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Trump is great. He leads the naughty Democrats around like pissy pants kids.

UNITED STATES / OCT 30, 2019 2:56 PM EST

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Since when do you get huge horny pants-bulging erections?

UNITED STATES / OCT 19, 2019 2:01 AM EST

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Do you go around dressed in Indian garb, 10:15?? I ask people to help me all the time if i can’t reach!! Pls, can you haalp me?? I had a little boy drop his pants once. :) I especially love molesting little girls in the shops. When they ask me for help I always oblige. You have to sexually abusing those who can not fight back, ugh! ........ Soh ( ID-263 ) UNITED STATES/Oct 09, 2019 10:37 AM

UNITED STATES / OCT 9, 2019 12:45 PM EST

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Military man are you like SHlT your pants retarded?


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There was a young lady in France, Who hopped on a bus in a trance. Three passengers fricked her, Besides the conductor, And the driver shot twice in his pants.

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2019 10:35 AM EST

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Steve Beerсock has a prepubescent boy in his pants

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2019 5:48 AM EST

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I've got a tuna can in my pants

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2019 5:07 AM EST

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Darlinxeses, tell me. Wait, I have to throw on some pants. Gotta get rid of this shiit right now!! Gotta bring lots of crap to the basement, like this crap bookshelf.


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1956, Hollywood high school rock n roll dance...Ronny Dale sings ... "oh yeah, trumphater got a cherry šućker stuck to his pants [that boy be pullin at his pants!!].. yeah the Trumphater got a jumbo cherry śuçker, STUCK TO THE SEAT OF HIS PANTS! (and that ain't right!).. trumphater has a sticky cherry śúçker stuck to the rear of his pants !! [An he squirmin like he got ants in those pants!]..ner ner twanngg..

UNITED STATES / OCT 11, 2018 11:03 AM EST

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Trumphaters excuses why golden shower video isn't out already: a) dems are saving it... FOR WHAT??? they had that and didn't release before 2016 BS.. (b) it has to be smuggled out of russia.. get story straight... Russia elects him and impeaches,total BS (smuggled out Trumphaters pants!!)... (c) cgi isn't finished yet!! TH says it needs digital enhancing (in other words, looks fake!! And remember kavanagh will never be appointed!!!

UNITED STATES / OCT 10, 2018 10:35 PM EST

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1950s rock had memorable songs.. this topped th3 charts in 1958. "Oooooooo....ooo lala.. he do the Trumphater twist.. ner-ner-ner. The trumphater twist... she shakin pudgy WHITE BOY BURT... he a self hatun white tub of fat n gas... ooooo yeahhh the trumphater twist... he dribbled in pants... trumphater rwist... m9mma gonna spank him for making dodo in his pants.. he trump hater twist!!

UNITED STATES / OCT 10, 2018 9:35 PM EST

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Do trumphater shuffle in stomp...just like frankenstein he shuffle shuffle n stomp... stomp .... through the castle at night... stomping the village WHOAAA WHAT FRIGHT.. ... trumphater peein on the door He itchin & scratchin, that boy got ants in his pants..

UNITED STATES / OCT 10, 2018 3:35 PM EST

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Trumphater = non stop posting.. he tells us kavanagh. Is a zombie vampire. kavanaugh touch preteens.... touch kids... touch trumphaters butt!!! . kavanaugh he frankenstein monster... kavanagh can't be confirmed is impossible ... now trumphater... he run away, they say he soiled his underpants when vote announced

UNITED STATES / OCT 7, 2018 10:40 AM EST

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Heres the poem.. Ode to Trumphater: foul slug brained.. he spews childish pablem.. a 4tr old tantrum brat in the body if a 43 year old wellfare loser... he urinates in suit pants, then rhrows a fit when fired drom Atarbucks... he enjoys the look of a successful "back-end "pants load about town". Trumphater who screams, rants, terrifies 8 yr old kids because they had a we-like-trump pister... trump hater a mean & gutter level racist who judges trump

UNITED STATES / SEP 26, 2018 6:59 PM EST

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