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Having Trump as President is like being stuffed in the back seat of a car with 3 very fat, very drunk men, two of whom are having a loud, soon-to-be violent argument and one of whom has just shlt his pants.

UNITED STATES / AUG 14, 2018 11:55 AM EST

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A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down my pants!🤡

UNITED STATES / AUG 9, 2018 12:18 PM EST

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And the walls are closing in, as trump shíts his size 48 pants!

UNITED STATES / AUG 6, 2018 8:26 PM EST

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Something big is coming this week because Donnie is shіtting his pants again.

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2018 1:36 PM EST

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I got period blood all over my shorts and pants, my dad is doing the washing and I'm embarrassed to tell my mum. Should I just try to put them in the bin without being seen or what?

UNITED STATES / JUL 15, 2018 6:45 AM EST

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Oh no! Donnie shіt his pants again.

UNITED STATES / JUL 7, 2018 5:10 PM EST

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Subway much broke. yells at me and hit you in face. My pants blow downs when subway start move. lady see me nakeder. Is fault of security man.he makes train fast.

UNITED STATES / JUN 14, 2018 3:18 AM EST

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My pants fell down.

UNITED STATES / JUN 11, 2018 4:49 AM EST

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Have you guys noticed? Soh really is gone this time. Because she was insulted so bad she figured she isn't welcome here anymore. She has joined the peace corp, or whatever it is called nowadays and she works now in Botswana, a place called District 9 where they have weird immigrants. She is not to return, thanks to Trump hater + his pedo & racistwhiteboy proxies, right now he is wetting his pants, because he's gay & couldn't stand competition from a girl here.

UNITED STATES / JUN 9, 2018 10:32 AM EST

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My boyfriend told me that he started to touch another girl (above the pants).. Would you still consider this cheating??

UNITED STATES / JUN 7, 2018 7:16 PM EST

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I did no.wrong today.Subway go fastest. Made my pants blows off to floor. Pretty girl yell that I got naked.

UNITED STATES / JUN 6, 2018 10:53 PM EST

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All day I work at store for phone. Not rich man. Then women always like me want touch my pants

UNITED STATES / JUN 6, 2018 8:23 PM EST

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On subway my pants fell off. Not my fault

UNITED STATES / JUN 6, 2018 4:59 PM EST

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.jerk in LA, tells cops a gust of wind caused his pants & underwear to fall off as he was hiding behind palms & ferns planted in that island at center of indoor lake. Its all for ahow, its not an island they want people playing naked and alone on

UNITED STATES / MAY 30, 2018 3:40 PM EST

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speaking of Das POOP Time, have you seen the latest Das POOP video circulating on social media? The one where a girl rips off her apron at what appears to be a coffee shop and lowers her pants while leaning up against the counter. Then she has her Das POOP time right then and there!! And then, get this, she picks it up and throws it!! Is that priceless or what? Not quite as good as 2 girls and a cup, but a close 2nd no doubt. Right?

UNITED STATES / MAY 24, 2018 7:35 AM EST

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I'm so sick of America. All my peers do is complain complain complain. I don't want to listen to people complaining all the time. Why is everybody against firearms? Its a right. Wish everybody was the age they acted so is adults could show you who wears the pants in this country.

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2018 10:01 PM EST

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Hysterical, little pants-wetting baby-talk guy got exposed as trump.hater on GP. Yup, I admit I was wrong. Bill K swore 20× over anti-trumper & horsey pee guys were one and dâ same person! I stand corrected. How immature he can't even hear trump not hated. He has to revert to baby boy mode. How immature!!

UNITED STATES / MAY 17, 2018 4:33 PM EST

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ATTENTION LOSERS LIKE YOU: HAS CHRONIC BED WETTING AND PANTS PEEING RUINED YOUR SOCIAL LIFE? For help contact poster 9:05pm, his book "how to reduce bed wetting by half in just 24 months" ..

UNITED STATES / MAY 13, 2018 9:45 PM EST

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Excuse me, I dora li hongnou. No one is have girl information anonymouse. Binghua my nephews helps me. You not have girls name. How youse got Sohojia name..no have. Very wrong. Auhong nonhowes..Sohojia make work. Become at club she to talks smile. I'd old man want her rub cast honenunling his pants. Sohojia good girl, she make cisumoe happy nice ameuahom enjoy her kis on man pants beuhong

UNITED STATES / MAY 9, 2018 12:02 PM EST

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I'm greg and diagnose with a.d.h.d. and atrention deficit anxiety disorders. sometimes bad attacks. a man here said I'm gay because I'm not black. white. Except I was never once gay. growing up my brothers friends looked and touch at my brothers thing . They are boys. They try tell me pull my pants down and I didnt. So i wasnt gay and now apoligizw for saying im gay. My dad says blacks hate me because my job opprtunities. So apologize now, maybe we can work together.

UNITED STATES / MAY 6, 2018 7:40 AM EST

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