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After years of intermediate bottoming, I was plagued with bleeding and protruding hemorrhoids. I attempted to treat them with store-bought medications and suppositories. One day, I was to meet some friends for dinner, when, unbeknownst to me, a huge growing oily stain developed on the seat of my pants. Everyone knew what was going on and said nothing, yet it was humiliating. Later, a proctologist recommended their surgical removal. I refused.

UNITED STATES / JUN 21, 2017 2:07 AM EST

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I'm 14, and want a fairly small tattoo that can't be seen in pants and a tee shirt. What's a pretty one I can get and where? (Describe or paste a link)

UNITED STATES / JUN 18, 2017 9:02 PM EST

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I just filled my 30lbs poop pants

UNITED STATES / JUN 3, 2017 11:27 PM EST

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I jerked my boyfriend off with is pants on...Is that bad?

UNITED STATES / MAY 27, 2017 12:59 PM EST

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Soh is my wife. She wears the pants and keeps me in my place...groveling at her feet.

UNITED STATES / MAY 26, 2017 1:24 PM EST

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If you're sitting in a Chevy and your pants are getting heavy.... You know what it is...

UNITED STATES / MAY 20, 2017 6:17 AM EST

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Are you wearing pants?

UNITED STATES / MAR 30, 2017 9:02 PM EST

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SHlT YOUR PANTS NlGGER CUNT

UNITED STATES / MAR 29, 2017 12:27 PM EST

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In Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time/Majoras Mask, does Young Link actually wear underpants under his tunic...? :/

UNITED STATES / MAR 16, 2017 10:17 PM EST

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I wanna unbutton yer pants just a lil bit..

UNITED STATES / FEB 21, 2017 10:33 PM EST

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Would a girl notice if i pull down her sweat pants 1cm at a time very carefully?

UNITED STATES / FEB 5, 2017 12:28 PM EST

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Does my fat ass make these pants look tight...😤

UNITED STATES / FEB 5, 2017 2:58 PM EST

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i almost got laid but she kicked me out because it took to long to unbutton my pants what do I do

UNITED STATES / JAN 23, 2017 2:37 AM EST

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I'm about to eat your poop, pull down your pants.

UNITED STATES / JAN 23, 2017 7:00 AM EST

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Liar, liar, Trump's pants are always on fire. Yet, the bugs are blind.

NETHERLANDS / JAN 20, 2017 9:16 AM EST

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Why are dresses and skirts female clothes while pants and things are male clothes?

/ JAN 20, 2017 8:41 AM EST

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Should Ted Nugent poop or piss his pants at Trump's inauguration?

CANADA / JAN 13, 2017 1:14 PM EST

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Before going back to college, David buys 4 shirts at $59 each and 6 pairs of pants at $78 each. What is the total cost of the purchase?

UNITED STATES / NOV 30, 2016 6:37 PM EST

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My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. - What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years.

UNITED STATES / NOV 27, 2016 11:33 AM EST

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I have a footlong sausage in my pants that needs sohs vajoven to warm it up.

UNITED STATES / NOV 17, 2016 2:32 PM EST

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