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Oh my gosh... my pee is green... and my crotch is foul..

UNITED STATES / DEC 2, 2019 10:18 PM EST

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Uniballer, stop allowing grown men with grown peepee’s to anally penetrate your current children's bumhole only to support your crack habit.

UNITED STATES / DEC 2, 2019 8:08 AM EST

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Italy, stop allowing grown men with grown peepee’s to anally penetrate your current children's bumhole only to support your crack habit.

UNITED STATES / DEC 2, 2019 7:03 AM EST

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When I’m elected president Greta Thunberg will my Environment Secretary. I’ll gently hold onto her plats as we make love. Then as we tour elementary schools around the country she will give speeches and assist me in molesting sexy prepubescent girls 8======) - - - - -

UNITED STATES / NOV 25, 2019 4:39 PM EST

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The only three words Trump said that we actually believe are "I don't think." I personally don't believe that he won't be praising himself in speeches while denigrating whoever is in the White House & the Dems overall.

UNITED STATES / NOV 9, 2019 11:19 AM EST

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When the speech condemns a free press, you are hearing the words of a tyrant.

UNITED STATES / NOV 8, 2019 3:06 PM EST

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Mr. Peepers was home alone. He picked up his phone and screamed.

CANADA / NOV 4, 2019 3:26 PM EST

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Anywsy, this maybe gross, but I’ll tell ya, an hour ago, while I blew my nose, I farted and sneezed, coughed, yawned, hiccuped, sighed, all simultaneously while my left eye twitched, my right wrist cramped, my left knee cracked. All this happened whilst I was sitting on the John, peeing/pooping and I has my period. I know you fink this is so soo repulsive, but I had to come here just to post an update since I hadn’t been here all day.

UNITED STATES / OCT 31, 2019 1:03 AM EST

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how to stop white stuff from pee?!1

/ OCT 31, 2019 5:52 AM EST

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How come you always seem to pee when you’re pooping. But you never poop when all you have to do is pee?

UNITED STATES / OCT 28, 2019 1:55 PM EST

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Native Spirit was home alone when his telephone rang. So s he answered it, and a deep, sinister voice said "I am Steve Beerсock. You are a fuсkin’ fake injun." Native Spirit had a meltdown and threw his phone out of his teepee.

UNITED STATES / OCT 22, 2019 8:23 AM EST

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The pens I snagged in the Peens are total crap.

UNITED STATES / OCT 7, 2019 6:19 AM EST

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Why do the Germans have this word dorkieslongnutsgrosspeehole and what does it mean.

UNITED STATES / OCT 4, 2019 7:38 PM EST

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Hot dog a dog, dorkieslongnutsgrosspeehole..

UNITED STATES / OCT 4, 2019 7:35 PM EST

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When I’m president Greta Thunberg will my Environment Secretary. I’ll gently hold onto her plats as we make love. Then as we tour elementary schools around the country she will give speeches and assist me in molesting sexy prepubescent girls 8======) - - - - -

UNITED STATES / OCT 2, 2019 4:06 PM EST

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Mighty Leaf was purchased by Peet’s Coffee. There was a time, few years back, when I’d frequent Might Leaf’s website. Used to buy their Hojicha by the lb. their Orange Dulce as well... I think. Can’t remember if by the lb or their whole leaf tea satchets.. Anyway, things have certainly changed w Mighty Leaf. Can find them at Peet’s Voffee these days. Orange Dulce is now called Orange Blossom, but it’s the same as I remember.. stunning.

UNITED STATES / SEP 29, 2019 8:52 PM EST

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How do you speed joy? Try acting like a normal human, if that is possible for you. UNITED STATES / SEP 29, 2019 8:13 AM EST

UNITED STATES / SEP 29, 2019 8:21 AM EST

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So mean to me!! I come wanting to speed joy, love peace and such Annd what do ya do?? You get so mean!! 🤷🏻‍♀️

UNITED STATES / SEP 28, 2019 8:25 PM EST

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I asked an Indian girl what the emergency number in India was. She said "The emergency is the life threatening situation between Life and Death where every second counts and it requires immediate response to save one’s life. In such situations, the speedy arrival of an emergency ambulance with paramedics could mean the difference between life and death for a seriously injured or ill person."

UNITED STATES / SEP 19, 2019 3:37 AM EST

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I’ll get all dolled up, put me makeup on.. walk around, hit up 711 Annd stare at the Slurpee machines not being able to decide, I’ll take a while. Then I’ll slowly walk back, drop by our favorite bench, sit in the dark. ☹️

UNITED STATES / SEP 17, 2019 8:40 PM EST

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