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I’m on the way.. I know connection is vague, pick up the phone for me, babe...

UNITED STATES / JUL 9, 2018 10:18 AM EST

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Darlings... are you gonna pick me up??

UNITED STATES / JUN 24, 2018 8:55 AM EST

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Trump is rancid meat, festering in his own juices, the maggots are feasting on his psyche while Robert Mueller & his team of investigators pick apart his poisonous life. Manafort's stupidity is the manifestation of a lifetime spent as a privileged criminal parasite. They are all going to prison.


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Gffhytrfi. Vkdkdkdkdk k. Pick coco. Llslx know what i mean


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Shît! I wanted to pick up some red peppers to roast. Now I may have to venture out. Y’all KNOW I hate that! Lmfao.. 🖕🏼😝🖕🏼 Creepy creeps! But seriously, I’m hungry.

UNITED STATES / MAY 29, 2018 8:32 PM EST

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Japanese green tea.. handpicked in spring..

UNITED STATES / MAY 25, 2018 8:53 PM EST

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speaking of Das POOP Time, have you seen the latest Das POOP video circulating on social media? The one where a girl rips off her apron at what appears to be a coffee shop and lowers her pants while leaning up against the counter. Then she has her Das POOP time right then and there!! And then, get this, she picks it up and throws it!! Is that priceless or what? Not quite as good as 2 girls and a cup, but a close 2nd no doubt. Right?

UNITED STATES / MAY 24, 2018 7:35 AM EST

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JOKE OF THE MONTH A boy scout says to his scout leader, "Sir, is this snake poisonous?" The scout leader says, "No, that snake's not poisonous at all." So the boy picks up the snake, which bites him and the boy starts to spasm and foam at the mouth as the other kids look on in horror... The scout leader says, "But that snake is venomous. Poison is ingested or absorbed, while venom is injected. Let's get it right next time, boys."

UNITED STATES / MAY 17, 2018 10:31 AM EST

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Anyway, med rare double cheese burger w raw onion and tomato on the side.. Forgot to wash hands after slicing raw onion.. picked me nose later on... 😞

UNITED STATES / MAY 14, 2018 9:01 PM EST

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Thanks so much for your help with the cost of the phone bill is not working for me to come in for a interview at least I have been in a relationship but I have to be at the school and the other is a good idea but it will take to the office to pick up some more of that and the fact that I have not received the email and will be back in the office

UNITED STATES / MAY 13, 2018 10:41 PM EST

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Chronic, severe intestinal gas, how many years have you humiliated yourself by uncontrolled, vulgar butt gas?? As one emergency worker commented: I haven't smelled anything that foul since the explosion in the county morgue's rotting parts lockers!!! Why wont you stop eating totten cabbage, pickled eggs and bean paste???

UNITED STATES / APR 23, 2018 6:33 PM EST

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Give me some cheesy pick-up lines to use on my friend

UNITED STATES / APR 20, 2018 10:14 PM EST

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I have these awesome booties poshmark.com/listing/HOST-PICKDolce-by-Mojo-Moxy-Victor
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UNITED STATES / APR 19, 2018 1:23 AM EST

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I want to pick my nose so bad, but I’m sitting surrounded by loads of ppl. 😔 what should I do?? 😩

UNITED STATES / APR 18, 2018 4:26 PM EST

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Oh gracious.. picked up the wrong ink gel pens in target today. Do you think they’d allow me to exchange for the 0.5 mm instead of this 0.7 mm?? I already opened the pkg and tried one. Annd why the Hell is it so difficult to find a refill btl. for Dial Compleye foaming antibacterial hand soap, soothing white tea?!? Sheesh! Gotta come all the way downtown to find it.. Gggrrrr .. sigh.. 😔

UNITED STATES / APR 18, 2018 4:17 PM EST

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Pick top 5 cities to be nuked first


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Long drive.. fade into you, oh.. it’s been a while since I have even head from you. I should just leave, but... we both know I won’t. Almost ready, I’ll be downstairs in 10minutes, still picking me up?


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They didn’t have the refill.. Oh! but I did pick up some lemons, grapefruit annd oranges.. it’s a very citrusy nite tonite.

UNITED STATES / APR 4, 2018 12:19 PM EST

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I've Dreamed about these weird clay people since was ten and its like the dream picks up from what happens last... Sorta like a movie. Anyways, it happens once or twice a month. i'm not there in the dream its like i'm viewing it also sort of like a movie. Anyone else have dreams that they just keep dreaming???


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came home and roommates were gone.One's ipod was sitting on the table, left on, I picked it up to turn it off, and got an idea. (running joke that this roommate watches p*rn all night) So, i opened the internet app-there was gay p*rn, on the first page.(were pages of straight, lesbian and gay p*rn too, mostly gay). Says hes straight,and if he isn't,he hasn't told anyone.I put it back nd haven't said a thing.I feel bad because a joke, might've outed my friend to me. what should I do?

UNITED STATES / MAR 29, 2018 1:04 PM EST

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