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I'm picking my nose right now, right now, right now...

UNITED STATES / OCT 18, 2019 3:35 PM EST

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Today, I came home from work to see a pair of panties I hadn't worn lying on the floor. I picked them up and they were all crunchy. It turns out that while I'm away, my boyfriend uses my underwear as a vessel for his semen. He claims this is normal to ♥ panties and he learned that here, Is this true?

UNITED STATES / OCT 13, 2019 10:01 AM EST

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Steve Beerсock wrote this. I just t prepared these balsamic pickled onions for my GP friends on this springissimo morning here in Sicily. Isn't that cuntingly nice of me?


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I read an earlier post about someone going apple picking. I'd like to do something like this in New Jersey (ideally close to Newark). My girlfriends are aged 7 and 9 so I think they'd enjoy themselves. As a pedo I'd like to go somewhere where there's plenty of other kids. One with a petting zoo would be good as my girls really love animals (I swear the younger one is going to get into bestiality soon). Anyone here got any ideas?

UNITED STATES / SEP 30, 2019 1:25 PM EST

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Went APPLE PICKING w wife today— the event is overrun by proles Everyone had numerous tattoos, and/or was fat. People physiognomies abound. A bunch of single moms with their flock of kids from different fathers. And note that to go to this event, one needs to at least have a car plus 100$ for various fees, which would filter off the dregs of society. This was in a highly rated farm close to major metro area in north east. Basically, this country is fcuked.

UNITED STATES / SEP 30, 2019 11:03 AM EST

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With a worth of $72 billion, a 6% rate of return would earn Gates roughly $114.16 per second he is alive, making it a poor investment for Bill Gates to bother picking up a $100 bill if he dropped it.May 30, 2013.... Annnbd, what did YOU do this afternoon?? 😂

UNITED STATES / SEP 24, 2019 5:25 PM EST

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If I pick my nose with my glasses on then my glasses will slowly slide off. Is this normal.?

JAPAN / SEP 9, 2019 6:27 AM EST

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Did I tell ya.. can only pick me nose w me left hand. 💕 I Am a righty 😂


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Every time Trump tweets about Ilhan Omar, I think, “There goes the schoolyard bully, picking a fight to try to impress and rile up his fellow playground thugs.


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Like all bullies, President Trump is trying to make himself seem stronger by picking on the most vulnerable among us—but I would have thought even he would understand that kids with cancer were off-limits.

UNITED STATES / AUG 31, 2019 2:28 PM EST

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Pick my nose til I die

UNITED STATES / AUG 30, 2019 11:54 PM EST

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Washington (CNN) — Former President AND CONFIRMED NOSE-PICKER Barack Obama on Tuesday honored the life and legacy of author Toni Morrison, who died Monday night at the age of 88. "Toni Morrison was a national treasure, as good a storyteller, as captivating, in person as she was on the page," Obama wrote in a tweet. "Her writing was a beautiful, meaningful challenge to our conscience and our moral imagination. What a gift to breathe the same air as her, if only for a while."

CANADA / AUG 9, 2019 3:40 PM EST

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Pick up your phone and press 7. Record your results here.

UNITED STATES / OCT 10, 2018 4:31 AM EST

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That bitch from Maine is such an attention whore. Either tell us you will vote for Kavanaugh or not. Don’t do that theatrical bullshìt, pick a side and stick with it.


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You’re fûckin is a great respect and a great day for me and the kids and I wanna is a great respect and a great day to be a great person and I know that I love y’all so so happy to have y’all and I will care about y’all I wanna was a used time for me you guys and I will come to pick up the stuff and I will let y’all do it later I love y’all so

UNITED STATES / OCT 1, 2018 10:20 PM EST

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Anyswaaay!! Toot toot!! Listen up you MOOS... shhhhh, ready? Gotta tell you a secret, come closer.. * whispers in ear.... BURPS!!! 😝 Ha ha you fall fer it every time.. oh, but darlings... the eye optical rang last night, me contact lenses have been delivered yesterday.. *wiggles a happy dance.. Finkin I’ll walk to the shop and pick em up after I gets outta here.. ☺️ This girl needs to move!! Sooo chub a Luba, we..

UNITED STATES / SEP 27, 2018 3:32 PM EST

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(5) action no.3 ...you havent said .. HOW did she hear you'd trash talked her?... someone told her... don't go paranoid seeking some conspiracy... BUT... perhaps someone wanted to cause trouble for you both? ..in your note DONT ACCUSE ANYONE... calmly say....we were talking about. .. pick a safe topic: like Fantastic Beasts 2... or.. Captain Marvel... .. or why 1960s rock is much better than music today.... you make clear..... we weren't even talking about school"..

UNITED STATES / SEP 23, 2018 7:25 AM EST

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Justcurious readers are filth. My mother, whom many of you slandered taught me to hate republicans. She would play tickle my pickle if I spit in the tv when republicans were speaking.

UNITED STATES / SEP 22, 2018 10:56 AM EST

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I went shopping on my lunch break.. Snagged 4 bottles of GT’s Kombucha, my all time favorites, 1) Lavender Love, 2bottles of their Multi Green annd one Watermelon Wonder. I love them so much. Also picked up nuts for the oatmeal I want to begin having for bf.. almond annd walnuts, both raw. I like biiig butts annd I can not lie! 😝


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I picked a bad day to stop drinking :(


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