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Dorkies 💐🙏🎈🐶. Guess what. Shazam can pick up songs with a background noise level of 40 dB. 🤸‍♀️

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2020 8:34 PM EST

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Some guys were in a pickle with some rouge outfit so they gave us a call. We infiltrated the baddies but ended up caught and boxed in. We made a plan. We found some welding gear and made our van into a battering ram. We came out guns blazing and overrun them without anyone being killed. They'll not be doing that again!

UNITED STATES / JAN 17, 2020 1:58 PM EST

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I've been smoking all day. Now l feel like a big pickle.

UNITED STATES / JAN 16, 2020 5:38 PM EST

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Iran launched more than a dozen missiles at two Iraqi bases that hold US troops. Are you trump supporters ready to pick up a gun and die for trump now?

UNITED STATES / JAN 7, 2020 8:30 PM EST

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Hey, all you MAGA tough guys - Now's your chance to sign up and go shoot some bang-bangs, and wear some real cammo. Hell, if you fuking survive, you could even get yourself an Iran war bumper sticker. Pick up that gun for your master.

UNITED STATES / JAN 5, 2020 4:49 PM EST

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Hello, my name is Joyce D'Amello (she, her) and I am picking my nose.

UNITED STATES / JAN 1, 2020 6:23 PM EST

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the pick 3 in Jersey was 549

UNITED STATES / DEC 23, 2019 7:59 PM EST

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Dont turn around, I want to pick my nose.

UNITED STATES / DEC 20, 2019 8:45 PM EST

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JC Joke of the Week. Picking up girls is like finding parking spaces. Sometimes all the good ones are taken, so every now and then when no one is looking, you stick it in a disabled one.

UNITED STATES / DEC 20, 2019 12:37 PM EST

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Well. Its 12:06 and I have to pick up my father. He is coming over to watch some football with me. Nice, eh?

UNITED STATES / DEC 15, 2019 12:06 PM EST

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Donald Trump made bitter & catty remarks about a 16-year-old girl for being picked ahead of him for Time’s “Person of the Year”. The main reason this will not be regarded as the lowest and most undignified moment of his presidency is that he has provided so very much competition.

UNITED STATES / DEC 12, 2019 12:56 PM EST

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After a lifetime of being a sacrilegious ćunt for all my life I have finally put my shіt together enough to pick a religion, just not sure which one to choose. If it helps to know about me, I am a pedo rapist who is allergic to soap, I also enjoy abusing women and putting them down, I am a really big fan of being violent to people who disagree with me, and I fuсking hate the soldiers. Any helpful suggestions as to which religion I should pick up would be greatly appreciated.

UNITED STATES / DEC 11, 2019 1:16 PM EST

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Turn around so I can pick my nose.

UNITED STATES / DEC 8, 2019 7:03 PM EST

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Uniballer is (pick one) - pedomorphism, pedomorphosis, pedon, pedophile, pedophilia, pedophiliac, pedorthics or pedro.

UNITED STATES / DEC 6, 2019 3:27 PM EST

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Pick my nose before anyone comes around

UNITED STATES / NOV 30, 2019 9:15 PM EST

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Are you willing to pick up a gun against your friends, family and neighbors for Trump?

UNITED STATES / NOV 26, 2019 3:27 PM EST

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I just want to get home, get in the bathroom and pick my nose deeply.

UNITED STATES / NOV 23, 2019 10:28 PM EST

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Dorkies 🤗 it's 3pm slump-time! Time for some sort of pickmeup!

UNITED STATES / NOV 17, 2019 9:21 PM EST

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Mr. Peepers was home alone. He picked up his phone and screamed.

CANADA / NOV 4, 2019 3:26 PM EST

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Mudiwa Najeeri was home only when her telephone rang. So he answered, and deep down, injustice said “I am the son of a Nigerian. I have a 1 Million illion that I want to give you from twenty. Just give me your name, address and bank account information and we'll arrange to give it to you. Mudiwa yelled and picked up the phone.

UNITED STATES / OCT 31, 2019 10:18 PM EST

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