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Well my 600lb wife flew through her 6 week gynecological check up without a hitch. Maybe a good love making session will cheer her up. But before that, I'm taking her to her favorite restaurant and picking up 2 dozen red roses. Afterward I intend to put her in our whirlpool tub, lower the lights, light some candles and give her a foot massage. Does that sound romantic enough to put her in the mood?

UNITED STATES / JUL 25, 2017 4:45 PM EST

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My 600lb wife and I are taking our 4 year old for an eye exam today. We think she might need glasses. Should we let our 4 year old pick her own frames or should we pick them for her. Afterward I'm taking the wife to the China Buffet so she can feast.

UNITED STATES / JUL 21, 2017 12:46 PM EST

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Quess I'll just take Bella out soon... I'll drop by Duane Reade w her, pick up something... Shoot round the corner and snag a bag of dry dog food, thinking beef this time. Enough lamb and rice, I want her to eat beef, too. Maybe a toy, we'll see what she fancies... ☺️

UNITED STATES / JUL 14, 2017 6:40 PM EST

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i need help picking a starter either chikorita, charmeleon, chimpchar or squirtle.

UNITED STATES / JUL 6, 2017 3:56 AM EST

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Anywsy I got a free sandwich from the shop next door... am not really hungry, but I'll eat when I get home.. prosciutto, fresh mozzarella, fresh basil and evoo.. I'm really fonkibgvi want to redue the salmon dinner from last week. I'll pick up salmon and baby potatoes and make it sometime this week. What ha doing??

UNITED STATES / JUL 2, 2017 2:59 PM EST

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If you created your own language, what would be your word for Twoallbeefpattiesspecialsaucelettucecheesepicklesonions
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UNITED STATES / JUL 1, 2017 6:16 PM EST

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if I was a midget, when I met people I would tell them "you can pick me up, if you want."

UNITED STATES / JUN 21, 2017 6:12 AM EST

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Can I use your finger to pick my nose?? Also, am really sleepy, do ha have a t shirt I can borrow??

UNITED STATES / JUN 7, 2017 8:28 PM EST

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I know... to cut the the carb cravings, I'll roasted some taters. Scrubbed, skin on, quartered, good 'ol Idaho baking potatoes, tossed w chopped garlic, evoo, salt and pepper, so yum balls, I like the corners crisp, almost burnt.. and I picked up some beets!! I'll roast them too. Scrubbed, peeled, quartered, salt & evoo, in a tin foil pouch, I'll roast em along side the taters... ☺️ Also, am soo over the lemon iced phase.. ugh, I can't.

UNITED STATES / MAY 29, 2017 6:03 PM EST

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Hai.. How was your day?? I had such a good day .. went to work (yay!! 😝) Pia picks me up this afternoon, I made her a latte, packed a few cookies, annnd off we go to Union Square... To Sephora, snagged 4 little samples of gorgeousness, soooo happy. ☺️

UNITED STATES / MAY 8, 2017 6:01 PM EST

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Delaware Senate opens with Muslim prayer, Imam picks nose during Pledge Of Allegiance

UNITED STATES / APR 26, 2017 6:32 PM EST

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Rasbanyas yata bene fuchi atimeni kharonchi, that, how do you say, that pickle-puss, he asky-tasky what did you fertsaik, you gaddit?

UNITED STATES / APR 19, 2017 8:35 PM EST

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I took my girlfriend to the doctor because I thought she had Tourettes.I was wrong. Turns out she really does want me to "sexually abuse her until she šhits her panties and then smear the šhit all over her body, just like daddy used to until the bastard police locked him up". She's only 9 years old! Where did she pick this kind of language and ideas?

UNITED STATES / APR 12, 2017 5:12 AM EST

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Hot damn, dorklongs!! You're trying to roll me up. I ain't picking up... I ain't thinkin bout you... $uck on my 🏀's 🏀's, I've had enough!!

UNITED STATES / APR 10, 2017 3:55 PM EST

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SO HOW DID GERMAN MEN PICK UP JEWISH WOMEN IN THE1940S? WITH A DUSTPAN AND BRUSH

GERMANY / APR 7, 2017 3:56 AM EST

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pick a random number between 1 and 20.

UNITED STATES / APR 5, 2017 1:52 AM EST

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You can choose to destroy Deviantart or Furaffinity. Which one do you pick?

UNITED STATES / APR 4, 2017 11:26 PM EST

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what is your favorite (cheesy?) pickup line?

UNITED STATES / MAR 29, 2017 7:30 PM EST

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When my girls were little, when ever we'd go to the grocery store, instead of them crying over things they wanted but know I'd never allow them to have, cookies, snacks and treats, I would tell them before hand... you can each have one thing in the whole store. This sent them into bliss!! And they'd always pick out a single serve item. I always wondered why they didn't go for a box of sugary cereal or a 8 piece box of Little Debbie or Hostess mini pies or cakes..

UNITED STATES / MAR 28, 2017 4:24 PM EST

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Stop picking on me and I'll stop the foul language and insults!! Like I said, you get what you give and I'm only reacting appropriately to what you throw my way, sooo, shut it. 😫

UNITED STATES / MAR 26, 2017 12:16 PM EST

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