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funniest answer in a long time "My mom washed my cheap Chinese red MAGA hat with my KKK uniform and now it's pink."

UNITED STATES / JAN 14, 2020 9:22 PM EST

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I saw an extremely sexy 10 year old girl riding home from school on her scooter. She had lovely olive skin, large lips, green eyes, and let down brown hair. She was wearing a white and pink flowery dress and pink flip flops. I told her that she wasn't riding her scooter correctly. I stood closely behind her and she pushed her body against my dick: instant boner! I took her to my apartment and...

UNITED STATES / NOV 29, 2019 8:28 AM EST

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UNITED STATES / OCT 4, 2019 11:33 AM EST

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Trump's day of reckoning is coming. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Our revenge will come in the voting booth, waves of nasty women voting Trump out, wearing our pink pussy hats proudly on our heads. ๐Ÿ’ƒ

UNITED STATES / SEP 13, 2019 8:06 PM EST

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Ever notice that trump likes to be dominated by strong men? Look how Putin and LaPierre have him wrapped around their pinky! But if he thinks youโ€™re weaker than he is look out! What a great leader, eh?


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I just used my phone to upskirt a teenager on the MTA. She was wearing a bright pink cotton thong :)

UNITED STATES / AUG 19, 2019 11:11 AM EST

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My and my girlfriend have a loving sexual relationship. But I never forget that she's a 9 year old girl who has to enjoy her childhood. I always make sure that she has plenty of friends her own age to play with. Last Friday she brought her new friend, Rebecca, home for tea. She was wearing a light blue dress and silver glittery flip flops. Rebecca sat with her legs apart and flashed me her pink satin panties to show me that she wanted a dicking....

UNITED STATES / AUG 13, 2019 1:02 PM EST

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The pink is back is it for fukin real?


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Answer boy 10:47am is a baby-rude-boy-man he is desperate in wuv-wuv-love with ๐Ÿ‘ง๐ŸŽ€ sexy erotica princess (Me๐Ÿ’ƒ) Soh Soh!! . 10:47 is swishy sissy prissy pissy man ๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ‘Ÿ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜•... 10:47 is worried about his pink poodle Mr ass-blaster 2000 -----> ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’จ brappp naughty poo dog

UNITED STATES / OCT 13, 2018 11:45 AM EST

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Now let's organize a baking contest for all night. Who can back 5 dozen pink sugar sprinkled lemon cookies

UNITED STATES / SEP 28, 2018 1:48 AM EST

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Deep breath in ... deep breath out... Now, letโ€™s all form a circle, and hold hands... David, hold Jonโ€™s hand.. thank you. Repeat after me.. I am a bpinking moo. However, there is much i can-do to NOT be a boknking moo. Rather I stay here, spend time w you .. thatโ€™s all.. Iโ€™m doing to do do some work/adulting now. Save me a slice of pizza annd Iโ€™ll be back.

UNITED STATES / SEP 19, 2018 3:07 PM EST

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Laundry and cleaning today.. Like to get the brows threaded this afternoon but only if the owner Pinky is there... no one else is allowed to touch the brows! Darlings, are you waiting till the weather cools down like me?? Iโ€™m sure you are. Itโ€™ll be cool night brisk walking annd small steaming pits of coffee. Finking a cafรฉ au lait..Equal parts hot milk and java. Sounds nice, huh?? ๐Ÿ˜˜

UNITED STATES / SEP 5, 2018 11:36 AM EST

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I was experiencing a chronic case of Heroic BSOD when America officially crossed the Moral Event Horizon by electing Donald Trump, a Big Bad with Karma Houdini tendencies, president. This caused me to suffer a Despair Event Horizon and I came close to being Driven To Suicide, until I watched an episode of My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic where Pinkypie baked cupcakes for all her friends in a Crowning Moment Of Heartwarming. Did anything similar happen to you after Election 2016?


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I forgot what I was gonna tell you moos.. oh! Yeah... ummm, so about hating you boinkers. Like I said, I donโ€™t hate anyone here. I canโ€™t even tell one of you guys from another. Yer almost all the same.. Yer all pink, figuratively and blah blah blah.. Not to say you do not give me reason to hate you cause you love to beat me up at times.. I am the one to decide whether or not I allow u to get to me.. Sooo, stuff it! ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜

UNITED STATES / JUN 27, 2018 12:16 PM EST

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There are small and slightly raised dark color bumps DOWN THERE found out that I have more than just one but a few bumps, they are not so much raised that I didn't know they were there coz I can't feel it when ever I touch it. And another thing that worry me so much is that my opening got discoloration. It was light red/pink before but now half part of it are black or dark purple. I'm so scared. I am sexually active and afraid that this bumps and vag discoloration might ruin my relationship.

UNITED STATES / JUN 14, 2018 10:46 PM EST

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Really small splinter stuck in my pinky. Should I just leave it?

UNITED STATES / JUN 14, 2018 10:14 PM EST

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Congrats 10:05am ... you are selected as US nuclear inspector to north korea. Do not worry about neutron radiation [ok worry a bit, since a fatal dose of fast neutrons is one of the worst forms of agonizing death]., North Korea is giving you a 12mph pink & orange golf cart with blue flashers. So as you travel to secret sites. ..they can spot you 10 miles away, that way they move "clutter" out of your sight. Kim says ypull be invited to the palace, so none of your sarcasm or attitude.

UNITED STATES / JUN 13, 2018 3:53 PM EST

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SO! Problem, in a year book photo of mine im wearing pink lipstick. Very evident. Cant have that to show to my family, is there anything i can do to the paper when i get it? Ive heard using lemon juice on the page im in on my lips, but anything else that will work?

UNITED STATES / APR 10, 2018 12:07 PM EST

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just cleaned out a roaster of beef stew that had completely molded over. green, white, pink, and brown/gray mold. when I started running water over it a thick cloud of spores rose up into my kitchen and over my body. I was wearing a drugstore dust mask. how f*cked am I?

UNITED STATES / MAR 29, 2018 9:27 PM EST

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Pink.. Pink.. Sunshine..

UNITED STATES / MAR 20, 2018 4:04 PM EST

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