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Serious question, I’m a straight male and I’ve heard bum finger is good but how come I always get poo on my fingers and how can I stop this without buying anything.

UNITED STATES / SEP 25, 2017 4:29 PM EST

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I am sitting on the SHlTTER in my work eating a plate of spaghetti and pooping. Cause I don't want folks to see me eating up here cause I'm always eating. Do you see a problem here?

UNITED STATES / SEP 25, 2017 9:33 AM EST

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Will Kim Jong Poo nuke the deranged dotard or will the deranged dotard nuke Kim Jong Poo? Who goes first?

UNITED STATES / SEP 22, 2017 1:39 PM EST

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Who is this crazy, foaming at the mouth, poor excuse for a person, ant-Trumpet? Somebody throw a net over him or her before they hurt themselves.

UNITED STATES / SEP 21, 2017 1:40 PM EST

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Is this a good impression? "So mean to me! Am tired of this farm! 😫 No more moos, boinkers, pooheads, darlinx, How ha doin?, dorklongs, zarlings or laa laa laa POOP! 😝 Am going, going forever! 🖕😒🖕"

UNITED STATES / SEP 14, 2017 8:17 AM EST

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Can I just briefly talk about a subject that means absolutely nothing to you?... so, am watching what I've been eating lately, and I would just like to say... I Fückin hate plain ol 2% Fage yoghurt!! 😩 A) It's too thick. B) would be nicer if I added something, but who's got the time to bother? C) I never really enjoyed it. Even though i buy it in the 35 ounce containers, when I do go for it, I just put a spoonful in my mouth and swallow as fast as I can, enjoy yer dinner. ☺️

UNITED STATES / SEP 10, 2017 7:44 PM EST

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La laaaaaa. La laaa laaaa................POOP! 😝


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Why do men do such filthy things? The thought of s- with a man is becoming sickening. Many men have s- with donkeys and other animals, then they enter a woman through her butt so she won't get pregnant. People poop through their butts, this isn't natural. The thought of touching a man makes me want to puke. So sorry:-(

SOUTH AFRICA / SEP 6, 2017 2:26 AM EST

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Okay so here's the scoop. I sit when I pee and text while I poop. I fart a lot and pick my nose and dig the jam from between my toes. I pop my pimples and pee in the shower and I spit my saliva a dozen times an hour. I pick my callouses and mastùrbate. I chew my nails and burp what I ate. I pop every bone inside my back and scratch my balls and my butt crack. When I sweat profusely, I stink a lot and turn red as a tomato when I am hot.


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Is to piss and poopoo for open field dey common for villages for India?

UNITED STATES / AUG 31, 2017 8:46 PM EST

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Steven Beerсock wrote this. Looks like my mum just might get that telegram, one day. Tests say she just needs a gall bladder op; nothing too serious. Think I'll fly back there right now and give her a good slappin' and stuff fir scaring her poor family like that. Anyone got any knuckle dusters (preferably spiked)I can borrow?

UNITED STATES / AUG 28, 2017 9:41 AM EST

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I don't know if I should sleep or poop... I urgently need both.

UNITED STATES / AUG 27, 2017 3:53 PM EST

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Feed me bread. While I poop

UNITED STATES / AUG 27, 2017 5:46 AM EST

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Arrrg! La laaaa la la laaaaa ... poop!

UNITED STATES / AUG 25, 2017 8:46 PM EST

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Anorexic OP made me think of this skeleton girl on Instagram, whose username is ghostinmypocket. She's hamtaro chan and has spiraled downhill to become a spooky scary skellington. Let's bet on how much longer she lives.

UNITED STATES / AUG 24, 2017 8:11 PM EST

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My poop is yellow

UNITED STATES / AUG 23, 2017 1:33 AM EST

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I went to the bathroom for a while to play o my phone and sat on the toilet and forgot I had underwear on and pooped myself on accident 🙈🍫

UNITED STATES / AUG 22, 2017 10:34 PM EST

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is it rude to use chopsticks if you're not asian? what I mean is using them all the time in your own home, or when you bring a lunch to work/school, instead of forks/spoons/etc, I would like to use them as often as possible because I've read that it is helpful with eating slower so your body can digest better, rather than shoveling piles of food in your mouth without stopping to realize you're full. so would this be considered rude, or like cultural appropriation or anything?

UNITED STATES / AUG 20, 2017 6:16 PM EST

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The southern states are mostly black poor and ignorant. We should eleminate them.

UNITED STATES / AUG 20, 2017 12:30 PM EST

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So mean to me! Ya moos! Ya pooheads! Am leaving forever! 😞

UNITED STATES / AUG 15, 2017 8:07 AM EST

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