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when is you best time to have Das POOP Time?

UNITED STATES / AUG 22, 2019 1:05 PM EST

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Poor Dopey Donald. His Mental Instability and Low IQ are a Danger to America. Letting Corrupt Billy Barr having access to Secret Security issues indicates how Dangerous Trumps Ignorance is to America.

UNITED STATES / AUG 21, 2019 10:21 AM EST

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I shall poof and sprinkle 🧚🏻‍♂️ dust onto ur nice shiny bald 👨‍🦲 head!! 🥰

UNITED STATES / AUG 20, 2019 10:06 PM EST

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Flies will get in my hair and wont leave. I wash my hair, dry it, and in a lil while there's a fly in my hair again. This is a big problem bc at first glance my classmates think its lice( which it isnt because I've had my mom check my hair for lice). Sometimes I can walk around fine with no nasty comments, and then sometimes I hear people whispering about my hair.It is not a certain hair product bc I have tried many products along with lice/bug repelling shampoos.Pls help??

UNITED STATES / AUG 20, 2019 8:28 PM EST

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Pooped at the grocery store again today.

UNITED STATES / AUG 20, 2019 5:36 PM EST

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Hey Soh... the pool is closed due to the AIDS virus.

UNITED STATES / AUG 19, 2019 7:02 PM EST

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Immigration is being used on all sides of politics and the poor fukking immigrants are in the middle. Italy is a land of migrants; there are as many Italians abroad as at 'home.' Shame on them for even dating to criticise the immigrants' motives. Most southern Italians appear to be more empathetic - after all my shaft feels just the same in prepubescent boy’s mouth regardless of where he was born. ITALY/Aug 19, 2019 03:50 AM

UNITED STATES / AUG 19, 2019 4:05 PM EST

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Poor military guy. Had no other option but to be a leach on the guberment amen. Hes prolly a nlgger too

UNITED STATES / AUG 19, 2019 12:56 PM EST

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Poor loser man.

UNITED STATES / AUG 17, 2019 8:56 PM EST

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Greta Thunberg is just so cute. I want to gently spoon her from behind and stroke her hair and make her feel safe and warm and secure and happy. Then as she’s drifting off to sleep I would wrap her plats around my fists and violently sodomize the autistic bitch. Finally I’d throw her overboard and blame her death on a freak boating accident

UNITED STATES / AUG 17, 2019 5:29 PM EST

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There once was a vampire named Mable, whose periods were really quite stable. And every full moon, she'd get out a spoon and drink herself under the table.

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2019 10:10 AM EST

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Saki Mora Poopa

UNITED STATES / AUG 15, 2019 1:22 PM EST

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The poo poo is flowing out of my bung hole.

UNITED STATES / AUG 14, 2019 7:05 AM EST

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Bring us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, We lift our lamp beside the golden door!

UNITED STATES / AUG 13, 2019 2:21 PM EST

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72% of black folks are spooky.

UNITED STATES / AUG 13, 2019 1:06 PM EST

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Steve Beerсock wrote this on GP. Looks like my mum just might get that telegram, one day. Tests say she just needs a gall bladder op; nothing too serious. Think I'll fly back there right now and give her a good slappin' and stuff fir scaring her poor family like that. Anyone got any knuckle dusters (preferably spiked)I can borrow? ITALY/Nov 05, 2014 09:16 AM

UNITED STATES / AUG 6, 2019 6:03 AM EST

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Liverpool 0-1 Man City Mo Salah and Roberto Firmino have both come close. Is this Liverpool's best chance so far? Probably.

UNITED STATES / AUG 4, 2019 10:25 AM EST

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Darlixeses... 🤗 need hugs!! Anyway, I’m just gonna say this once: Ya KNOW ya got a heckin lots of poops 💩 when ya has to flush twice. That’s all.. tarry on!! Toots.. lol.

UNITED STATES / AUG 3, 2019 3:43 PM EST

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Now you may poop on a question. (ok..)

UNITED STATES / AUG 3, 2019 10:33 AM EST

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Poor Elizabeth Warren 1/1024th what a fukin joke!!!

UNITED STATES / OCT 16, 2018 6:06 PM EST

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