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Anyswaaaay, it’s my Friday! It’s your Sunday, but darling... tis my Friday.. 🤸🏻‍♀️

UNITED STATES / JAN 19, 2020 9:52 AM EST

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Why do Shenzhen women only ride white poles? Is it because of their hatred for their own fathers?

UNITED STATES / JAN 12, 2020 9:00 AM EST

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I'll be riding shotgun.. under-neath the hot sun..

UNITED STATES / JAN 9, 2020 6:04 PM EST

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Soh's Grandma Fart Casserole Ingredients (makes 6 servings) - Red Hot Chili Peppers (to taste) 2 egg yolks 1 cup milk 1/2 cup oatmeal 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon pepper 1 cup flour 1/2 cup vegetable oil (or canola oil) Instructions Take eggs out of fridge and whisk until yolks are just foamy. Add milk and oil, whisking until mixed. Add remaining ingredients, whisking until smooth. Store in the fridge in a ziplock bag.

UNITED STATES / JAN 3, 2020 12:54 PM EST

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Using ridiculous ostrich balls in a fish to swallow my load

UNITED STATES / DEC 27, 2019 6:01 PM EST

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If you are able bodied, why would you qualify for food stamps? Its no longer due to lack of a job. So why would you be able yo just be lazy and ride the backs of working folks? Other than building the Democrats voter base. uniballer ( ID-312 ) UNITED STATES/Dec 11, 2019 02:55 PM 3 replies

UNITED STATES / DEC 13, 2019 8:59 AM EST

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So ridiculous. Uniballer must work on his Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Uniballer, Chill!

UNITED STATES / DEC 12, 2019 8:44 AM EST

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Impeachment is a process. It might take 10 to 15 flushes to get rid of the em-effer!

CANADA / DEC 11, 2019 9:03 PM EST

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It’s really sad that there’s no pedo pride parade. After all, if anyone loves a parade, it’s a child.

UNITED STATES / DEC 2, 2019 6:30 AM EST

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Like blood to a vampire, brains to a zombie, Trump's hate rallies, like the doozy in Florida, sustain him. Trump needs to refuel in front of an adoring crowd to heal his narcissistic injuries. It's all so very sad & oh so very frightening.

UNITED STATES / DEC 1, 2019 10:05 PM EST

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I saw an extremely sexy 10 year old girl riding home from school on her scooter. She had lovely olive skin, large lips, green eyes, and let down brown hair. She was wearing a white and pink flowery dress and pink flip flops. I told her that she wasn't riding her scooter correctly. I stood closely behind her and she pushed her body against my dick: instant boner! I took her to my apartment and...

UNITED STATES / NOV 29, 2019 8:28 AM EST

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A Florida man was arrested for tranquilizing alligators in the Everglades and raping them. 57-year-old Shawn Kilums, who was high on crystal meth, claimed he was possessed by the late Steve Irwin. Bollocks. Irwin was fuсked by a stingray.

UNITED STATES / NOV 27, 2019 1:31 AM EST

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I think Trump will bring about a new kind of democracy after getting rid of the old democrat.

UNITED STATES / NOV 26, 2019 12:31 PM EST

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Are the baboons still howling round the corridors? AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!

UNITED STATES / NOV 25, 2019 9:01 AM EST

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The Dorkie is a mix of the Dachshund and the Yorkshire Terrier. It is a small hybrid breed about seven inches tall and weighs an average of eight pounds. This breed usually has long, straight, thick fur that is usually black and brown or brown and tan. I am not a Dorkie.

UNITED STATES / NOV 24, 2019 6:38 PM EST

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Why is Uniballer so good at that Flag Friday game?

UNITED STATES / NOV 22, 2019 7:55 PM EST

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Hollie Rehnkamp of Gainesville Florida returned home to find a cardboard box in the carport holding a crudely written note, on which was written "My First F___ You" and signed "CIA." According to Ms. Rehnkamp, who is now filing a restraining order against those who left the note, they were constantly sexually harassing her daughter over the years. She says her daughter asked them to stop after they smeared sperm on her backpack on Halloween, the Daily News reported.

UNITED STATES / NOV 21, 2019 1:01 PM EST

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Hollie Rehnkamp of Gainesville, Florida, started using her Ouija board almost two years ago, with little success. "I would use it for daily prayers," she said. "I would say things like, 'Oh, God, please take care of me.' It didn't really work." She tried twice with her husband, Neil. "He wasn't as receptive," she said. "He knew it was a board but he didn't understand it. He kept asking 'Where is it?' It was like, I don't know, maybe someone told you where it was.

UNITED STATES / NOV 21, 2019 12:39 PM EST

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Step 1. Cut off Soh's head. 2. Cut a slit in Soh's chest. 3. Cut off her tongue and put it in the mouth of the monster head. 4. Put the monster head into the fridge and wait for the next step. 5. Take the monster head out of the fridge. 6. Put the monster head in your fridge and wait for the next step. 7. Open the refrigerator door. 8. Throw the monster head at Soh 9. Take Soh out of the fridge. 10. Put the monster head in your mouth.

UNITED STATES / NOV 17, 2019 12:16 PM EST

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I knew if I dropped by you’d be talking shît about me.. Hie do u get rid of you?!?!?

UNITED STATES / NOV 14, 2019 10:55 PM EST

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