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Help...I am maid of honor for a person I very much dislike. This person has no other friends and because I see them often because of a mutual relative they asked me. They asked me to do a speech for them, well I have nothing nice to say. So what can I say that sounds nice and meaningful but doesn't make me say how much i love the bride and groom.

UNITED STATES / APR 24, 2018 6:28 PM EST

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does this stuff happen alot in slovenia? cuz its effin hilarious i wanna move there, hmm are panda pussies the same a female humanoid pussies? cuz i heard that sheep have female human like pussies, but i think pandas are cute so i might like to use my broom on one in the near future THE UNITED STATES / FEB 26, 2007 2:37 AM EST

UNITED STATES / APR 24, 2018 6:28 AM EST

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What should I do if I finally like a guy who is actually available, but I don't know if he likes me back? His friend keeps telling me he wants to ask me to room, but that's kind of a running joke between them, so I doubt it, but then again, we've been getting closer lately and he always holds my hand, sometimes jokingly. What do you think??

UNITED STATES / APR 14, 2018 12:11 PM EST

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Hey, wyd? ☺️ Finkiiiiinnn am going to we’ll, ya know. Jk! Going to go to work on the other desk in my room. The more important desk.. sooo, stuff it!

UNITED STATES / APR 14, 2018 6:30 PM EST

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I stayed in Hotel Pennsylvania opposite Penn Station and Madison Square Garden. I was rather disappointed to be honest as the hotel and rooms had a surprisingly run down feel to them. Strangely, there was notice on the inside of my door saying "beware of fags". There was another notice on the mirror saying "beware of ass rippers". There was another message on the floor, I bent down to look at it and it said "you've warned twice you dopey fuсking cunt"

UNITED STATES / APR 12, 2018 6:33 AM EST

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I’ll sit at the other desk in the bedroom... you can JC and or GP, or both, watch tv annnd vegg out.. I’ll drink my water and Sencha soo’s to get nice and plump. Salad for dinner later w left over roast turkey breast I don’t wanna junk and waste. Then, when I’m finished filling out this FAFSA, opening mail (physical) and paying a bill or two, I’ll...

UNITED STATES / APR 11, 2018 6:10 PM EST

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My boxer briefs (small) don't fit tight like pictures. My waist fits the size description, but my thighs and junk doesn't. At the moment, it fits more like loose briefs or tighter shorts or something. There's a lot of room down there, but not enough that it's slipping out of the boxer briefs. Advice? (first time Boxer brief from tighty whitey)

/ APR 11, 2018 11:08 AM EST

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If I wished for eternal youth, and an attractive women to remodel my room. how would you dickheads grant it?

UNITED STATES / APR 9, 2018 2:48 PM EST

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Hey anti trump tard...How does it feel yo ne 27 years old and still living in your childhood bedroom? It must be a sweet deal to have mommy doing your laundry and making your hot pockets for you.

UNITED STATES / APR 5, 2018 3:49 PM EST

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A dude that skipped out on paying me money will be at an event thay I want to go to... how should I react to seeing him there? Ask for money? Confront him? Things didn't end well between us, he was an ex roommate & stopped paying bills so I had to move.

UNITED STATES / APR 4, 2018 4:51 AM EST

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The Donald has actually claimed that the Bible is his favorite book. Only problem is that the closest he ever got to one was in the nightstand of the hotel room where he was banging the pòrn star after his third wife gave birth to his fifth child.😂😂

CANADA / MAR 29, 2018 4:00 PM EST

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came home and roommates were gone.One's ipod was sitting on the table, left on, I picked it up to turn it off, and got an idea. (running joke that this roommate watches p*rn all night) So, i opened the internet app-there was gay p*rn, on the first page.(were pages of straight, lesbian and gay p*rn too, mostly gay). Says hes straight,and if he isn't,he hasn't told anyone.I put it back nd haven't said a thing.I feel bad because a joke, might've outed my friend to me. what should I do?

UNITED STATES / MAR 29, 2018 1:04 PM EST

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I say the term Lavatory. Do other people still do that or is restroom or bathroom still preferred?

UNITED STATES / MAR 27, 2018 2:55 PM EST

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Hi my name is Donald, I enjoy long walks on the beach, romantic dinners in my hotel room, KFC, McDonald's and getting spanked. just looking for a simple girl that looks like my daughter. If this is you, please answer with phone number.

UNITED STATES / MAR 26, 2018 12:56 PM EST

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Is the shooting room at Mandalay bay open to be rented?

UNITED STATES / MAR 23, 2018 3:17 AM EST

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Just when I think I've read the stupidest post ever, you go and post another. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction. CANADA / AUG 20, 2006 9:07 PM EST

UNITED STATES / MAR 20, 2018 7:33 AM EST

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I am so cute look at my cute post and my cute photos. Sneaks a bop on ur bottom .. wielding a rolled up newspaper (your newspaper) and dances around you.. before beating you up REALLL good! Thrashing you thoroughly whilst 😂... gleefully giggling... pokes ur furry round belly.. theeen waltzing outta the room, outta the 🏠 forever never to see and hear from me again!! 🖕🏼😝🖕🏼

UNITED STATES / MAR 19, 2018 11:17 PM EST

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I snuck into my sister’s room with a ski mask on, with just my eyes showing. I walked over to the side of his bed, and pulled a rag with some windex sprayed onto it. I smacked it on her. I put my figures up her prepubescence vag and loosened her up sufficient so that my сock could penetrate her. I ran out before he saw me. This was payback for an embarrassing prank. Did I go too far?

UNITED STATES / MAR 16, 2018 6:59 PM EST

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I snuck into my brother’s room with a ski mask on, with just my eyes showing. I walked over to the side of his bed, and pulled a rag with some windex sprayed onto it, from my bra. I smacked it on his face, and I held his arm down. I held it for about 10 seconds and afterwards he was coughing. I ran out before he saw me. This was payback for an embarrassing prank. Did I go too far?

UNITED STATES / MAR 15, 2018 2:36 AM EST

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I am so embarrassed. My roommates just told my that I smell sometimes. I don't understand why they didn't tell me sooner or whatever and am so embarrassed right now. Do you think that they think about my body odor often or are judging me for it or anything or do you think that they probably don't care at all?

UNITED STATES / MAR 5, 2018 11:03 PM EST

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