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A man walks into the shop followed by a young woman. I asked, "are you guys together?" She shakes her head, he looks over at her and says, "the nіgger-loving bitch wishes she was w me!" she says "fuсk off, nіgger cunt" not in a nasty or any sorta bad way, but in a super funny way... love it...

UNITED STATES / DEC 5, 2017 1:20 PM EST

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A man walks into the shop followed by a young woman. I ask, are you guys together? She shakes her head, he looks over at her and says, she wishes she was w me! not in a nasty or any sorta bad way, but in a super funny way... love it...

UNITED STATES / DEC 4, 2017 8:34 PM EST

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Science says that dogs have more neurons in the brain than cats... making them smarter than cats.. Dog rock. I love dogs sooo much. Funny, don’t go Gaga over babies, but I will totally swoon over a dog passing me by on the street. I should totally have my own dog, damnit!

UNITED STATES / NOV 30, 2017 7:59 PM EST

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JOKE OF THE WEEK A defendant is told, “You’re charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer.” “You bastard!” yells a spectator. “You’re also charged with killing your mother-in-law with a hammer,” “Bastard!” the same person yells. The judge says to him.“Sir, 1 more outburst and I’ll charge you w/ contempt.” “Sorry, Your Honor,” he says. “But I’ve been this bastard’s neighbor for years! Every time I asked for a hammer, he said he didn’t have 1.”

UNITED STATES / NOV 30, 2017 5:37 PM EST

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Here's a funny short story for your all. A black man walks into a bar and the barmaid greets him and asks what he would like to drink. The landlord interjects and says "fuсk off out of here nіgger cunt". Then the landlord turns to the barmaid and says "you're sacked you nіgger-loving Jew bitch".

UNITED STATES / NOV 29, 2017 10:16 AM EST

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To the mooron who always says the orange trump, or uses the color orange to describe him... SHUT THE FÙCK UP, YOU IDIOT. YOU MAKE ME PHYSICALLY SICK... 🖕🏼😝🖕🏼

UNITED STATES / NOV 28, 2017 9:38 PM EST

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When an American says, "You do the math." You should also offer to assist them in their grammar. ITALY/Nov 04, 2017 05:01 AM

UNITED STATES / NOV 16, 2017 7:31 AM EST

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I hate conflict. I love my friends One night I was being a bit loud, joking around. This annoyed a friend and she said something I overheard I apologized later me and the friend I was being loud with walked around looking for everyone and found them I opened the door and immediately an old friend of mine says "bye" this hurt me I didn't show it I can't figure out why he said it

UNITED STATES / NOV 8, 2017 1:15 AM EST

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The owner of the Manhattan vehicle that was covered in racist graffiti admitted to police he was the one who did it to his car. RCPD says Williams, 21, was "genuinely remorseful and expressed sincere regret that his actions had resulted in the negative attention that resulted."

UNITED STATES / NOV 6, 2017 5:30 PM EST

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George W Bush says Donald Trump 'doesn't know what it means to be President. That orange blowhard never sucked a load of cat shіt off his father's dick once'. What the fuсk kind of timeline are we living in?

UNITED STATES / NOV 6, 2017 12:26 PM EST

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George W Bush says Donald Trump 'doesn't know what it means to be President'. What the fuсk kind of timeline are we living in?

UNITED STATES / NOV 4, 2017 11:12 PM EST

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Who are you going to believe, all those women or the man who says grab them by the pussy?

UNITED STATES / OCT 29, 2017 3:12 PM EST

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Donald Trump says that the US is the highest developed nation taxed in the world. Why can't he get his facts straight? Is lying his second nature? You can find the facts here: stats.oecd.org/index.aspx?queryid=78518. And here: stats.oecd.org/Index.aspx?DataSetCode=REV.

NETHERLANDS / OCT 22, 2017 4:10 PM EST

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I like this guy alot but him and my best friend are in a relationship they aren’t dating but they tell eachother they love them and kiss and stuff and my friend knows i like him and my friend is amazing and says if he askes her out she will ask me if im okay with that butttttttt ive been supper depressed and tried to cut myself and i wanna die advice on life please

/ OCT 22, 2017 3:52 AM EST

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Any ideas / advice. If your princible calls u to there office and says to take off ur socks and shoes so he can tickle u, after he will give u money. What does this mean, what do u do if the police doesnt do anything nor the teachers

UNITED STATES / OCT 19, 2017 1:19 PM EST

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What will happen? A girl in my class whom I like and is my childhood friend, cant stop saying sorry to me and I hate it. so I thought everytime she says sorry I have to give her a hickey. Any advice? Should I do it? How will she respond? Will it ruin our friendship. (Ive been flirting with her for ages, but she plays it off) someone help, dont waste ur time if ur not goijg to please someone?

UNITED STATES / OCT 11, 2017 4:12 PM EST

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Everyone says my flat mate likes me but I don’t know... we were talking one time and I commented that I liked something and he says I like you and then I said it was pretty and then he said like you? Also said we’ll go get coffee but he has a girlfriend?? Is he just being friendly?

UNITED STATES / OCT 9, 2017 6:28 PM EST

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I'm 25 and in love with a man( let's call him delta) that loves Jesus. He says he loves me too, but I have a secret....7 years ago when I was in a worse place, and fallen into sin I slept with someone...his older brother.. I didn't even know delta existed, I hadn't met him before, and now I think I'll lose the one I love because of a mistake 7 years ago.....help...what do I do?...do you think he will leave me?

UNITED STATES / OCT 3, 2017 1:05 AM EST

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After our ice cream, my 600lb wife confided in me and said she has been secretly fantasizing about becoming the worlds heaviest woman. She says there is really nothing standing in her way in doing so. Recently some other women have attempted and failed. This is a very risky endeavour and I'm not sure how to feel about it. What's your opinion on this?

UNITED STATES / OCT 3, 2017 1:31 PM EST

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My mam is an alchoholic. She is ill. She says she would give me up quicker than she would give up smokes. My dad buys her the drinks, but if he doesnt he wont have a place to stay and will get given out to. I came on here for advice, dont waste your time if your not going to answer please.

UNITED STATES / SEP 30, 2017 7:09 PM EST

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