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I like to have sex with really big fat girls. Everyone in my family says it's wrong gives me a hard time about it. They say I'm a freak. Is that true? Am I a freak and is it wrong to prefer the fatties?

UNITED STATES / APR 25, 2017 2:33 PM EST

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My sister is 12 and already an obese whore. My dad says when she turns 13 he will have her clitoris removed and her labia sown shut. Is that legal in Burbank California?

UNITED STATES / APR 17, 2017 1:36 PM EST

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I’m F 24 and he is 33. When we are having sex, my boyfriend keeps mentioning sharing private (explicit) pictures because everyone should see how hot I am. Also, when we started dating he told me his ex might try to contact me and tell me that he posted naked pictures of her all over the internet.He says that she made that up because she was upset he divorced her.Is it a guy thing? Does he get off by saying those things?

UNITED STATES / APR 16, 2017 12:44 PM EST

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I’m a girl, 24 and he is 33. When we are having sex, my boyfriend keeps mentioning sharing private (explicit) pictures because everyone should see how hot I am. Also, when we started dating he told me his ex might try to contact me and tell me that he posted naked pictures of her all over the internet. He says that she made that up because she was upset he divorced her.Is it a guy thing? Does he get off by saying those things?

UNITED STATES / APR 16, 2017 12:42 PM EST

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If anyone says "nobody cares" as an answer to this, I will kill myself.

UNITED STATES / APR 16, 2017 10:28 PM EST

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Joke Of The Week II: A lawyer representing a wealthy art collector called his client. "Saul, I have some good & bad news." Saul says " Give me the good news 1st." He says " I met with your wife and she informed me that she just invested $5k in 2 pictures that she thinks will bring at least $20 million, and I think she's right." Saul replied, "She is a brilliant businesswoman! Now the bad news. What is it?" The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary.

UNITED STATES / APR 16, 2017 5:23 PM EST

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GP says - Couldn't connect to MySql:User justcurious already has more than 'max_user_connections' active connections

UNITED STATES / APR 16, 2017 7:23 AM EST

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Two dinosaurs are holding hands on a beach watching a ship sail away into the sunset. One turns to the other and says "That Noah's a Cunt"

UNITED STATES / APR 13, 2017 10:33 AM EST

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I live with my stepfather and my mother ( im 19 years old, working and paying rent) my stepdad and my mom have been fighting and talking about divorce. but everytime they argue he threatens to kick me out. ( my mom wants me to stay) he says I have 2 weeks. if she says she wants me to stay is that legally okay? is there a law behind that? im just curious.

UNITED STATES / APR 11, 2017 8:24 PM EST

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JOKE OF THE WEEK. A bloke goes into the doctors with a courgette up his arse, a stick of celery in his right ear, a carrot in his left ear and two tomatoes stuffed in each nostril He says "What's the matter with me Doc?" The Doctor replies "You're not eating properly"

UNITED STATES / APR 6, 2017 11:56 AM EST

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An eight year old choirboy catches the Priest mαsturbαting in the confessional. He says "Father, what are you doing"? The Priest says "It's called mαsturbαting my child, and you will be doing it yourself very soon" "Why is that Father "? asked the Choirboy The Priest replied "Because my fućking wrist is killing me"!

UNITED STATES / APR 3, 2017 7:31 AM EST

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What is a good answer if someone says "I want to cuddle and hold u in my arms all night long"

UNITED STATES / APR 1, 2017 7:22 AM EST

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I retrieved a computer monitor out of a work skip only to find it doesnt work and a sticker on it says contains mercury dispose properly?

UNITED STATES / MAR 31, 2017 5:26 PM EST

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On February 14th, Joshua Evans, 18, was shot multiple times and killed in Louisville, Kentucky. Two black males have been arrested. This was one day after the victim turned 18. The victim named his attackers in a Facebook post just minutes before he was killed. Evan’s father says the perps have been systematically bullying Evans for four years.

UNITED STATES / MAR 25, 2017 5:36 PM EST

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On February 12th, Anthony “Tony” McIntyre, 60, was murdered inside his home in Louisville, KY. The suspect is a black male who lived a few doors down. It appears to have been a home invasion. The suspect has also been charged with choking a female victim two days after the murder. The female victim says he confessed to the murder and then started choking her.

UNITED STATES / MAR 25, 2017 5:36 PM EST

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JOKE OF THE WEEK A NlGGER GOES TO SEE THE DOCTOR AND GETS SOME TESTS. WHEN THE RESULTS COME IN, THE DOCTOR CALLS THE NlGGER IN AND SAYS, "YOU'D BETTER SIT DOWN. IT'S PRETTY BAD." THE NlGGER, NATURALLY, GETS ALL NERVOUS AND ASKS, "WHAT IS IT, DOC? DON'T HOLD BACK -- JUST GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT." "WELL," SAYS THE DOCTOR, "YOU'RE A NlGGER AND YOU HAVE ALZHEIMERS." THE NlGGER REPLIES, "WOW. WELL, AT LEAST I'M NOT A NlGGER."

UNITED STATES / MAR 24, 2017 12:52 PM EST

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The government says that between 26.4 million and 36 million people abuse opioids worldwide with an estimated 2.1 million people in the United States suffering from substance use disorders related to prescription opioid pain relievers. Are you one of them?

UNITED STATES / MAR 24, 2017 10:55 AM EST

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JOKE OF THE WEEK An man goes to see the doctor and gets some tests. When the results come in, the doctor calls the old man in and says, "You'd better sit down. It's pretty bad." The old man, naturally, gets all nervous and asks, "What is it, Doc? Don't hold back -- just give it to me straight." "Well," says the doctor, "you have cancer and you have Alzheimers." The man replies, "Wow. Well, at least I don't have cancer."

UNITED STATES / MAR 24, 2017 5:48 AM EST

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Hillary Clinton Says She's 'Ready to Come Out of the Closet

UNITED STATES / MAR 18, 2017 10:35 PM EST

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This is all God's doing, man ya can't plan it. But if the devils in the details, then I'm satanic.. bout to take over your city and ya can't stand it.. My accountant says you're sinking like the titanic.. David Blaine last summer, man ya had to vanish... got my Spanish dude thinking that I know Spanish. Really when he get to talking, I don't understand it... boinkers!! 😝🖕🏼Wank off to that, ya moo!!! 😝

UNITED STATES / MAR 11, 2017 4:31 PM EST

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