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The guy who turned a 100 million dollar inheritance into 6 bankruptcies and had to sell his soul to get loans from Russia because he couldn't get credit in the US saying someone else is not smart is pricelessly funny.

UNITED STATES / AUG 13, 2018 10:01 AM EST

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Nothing says stable genius quite like getting outsmarted by a third rate attorney while paying for sex.

UNITED STATES / JUL 25, 2018 8:09 PM EST

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When dating a woman, how fat is too fat? I'm attracted to my neighbor and we get along really well. She is smart, witty, smells great and has a beautiful face BUT she is extremely obese, I'm guessing 400 plus. I like bigger girls but I've never been with one this big. It's a little intimidating.

UNITED STATES / JUL 20, 2018 10:52 AM EST

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New SHlT: "A giant balloon depicting Donald Trump as an angry baby holding on to a smart phone has been flown over central London. The blimp was raised in Parliament Square in protest at the president’s four-day visit to the UK."

UNITED STATES / JUL 13, 2018 9:05 AM EST

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Isn't it a bitch being so damn smart but so damn poor?

UNITED STATES / JUL 7, 2018 7:16 PM EST

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Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK...

NETHERLANDS / JUN 7, 2018 3:40 PM EST

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I don’t know about you but I’m using my “BIG” Tax Cut to pay off some more whores that I either fuсked while my wife was pregnant or sexually assaulted. It’s the smart way to use money intended for poor people.

UNITED STATES / MAY 25, 2018 9:40 AM EST

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Beerсunt forgot to include a picture in his stupid post. Does he really think he’s the smartest man on the planet when he makes stupid mistakes like this?

UNITED STATES / MAY 24, 2018 4:25 PM EST

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Donny J Crybaby is so smart he thinks the J stands for Steve. Somebody get this man a bucket of KFC, 17 Big Macs, and some adult diapers, STAT! WE GOT A CODE ORANGE! I REPEAT .. A CODE ORANGE! Do it now before he cries & soils another pair of his size 58 USA old man boxer shorts!

UNITED STATES / MAY 17, 2018 7:15 PM EST

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The national institute of health NIH concluded an 8 year study. NIH proved white American men, under 32 years in age; for every 1000 men in this category 840 of them (84%) are total losers, working as bitch clerks at PetSmart, ringtone sales market survey assistants and experts in giving mouth massages to men.

UNITED STATES / MAY 2, 2018 5:19 PM EST

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Big fat coal burning white girls need to smarten up, lose weight, and become productive with their lives. Sitting around getting impregnated by pavement apes while getting morbidly obese on food stamps and welfare is no way to live.

UNITED STATES / APR 19, 2018 1:36 PM EST

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The UK bans Fox “News”’... always knew those Brits were smarter than us!

CANADA / APR 4, 2018 3:50 PM EST

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Thinking about a name for a character, a surgeon. He's strong-willed, tough and smart, but a pain in the ass to deal with. Which one sounds best? Matthias Watson, Matthias Cullen, Matthias Russell, Matthias Hawkins, Matthias Curtis, Matthias Watkins.

UNITED STATES / MAR 13, 2018 10:18 PM EST

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Is it smart to put the food which was already unfreezed,back again in the freezer,and will the food be good,if you unfreeze it again?

FRANCE / MAR 9, 2018 9:01 AM EST

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Whites are afraid of blacks because they think they are too violent. White are also afraid of Asians because they think they ar too smart. Lastly, whites are afraid of Latinos/Native Americans because they think they are drug addicts. Do whites have any friends in this world?

UNITED STATES / FEB 21, 2018 8:00 PM EST

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I still need help! 😩 Advice like... Perhaps I’ll email my friend Songbe.. He’s smart!

UNITED STATES / FEB 7, 2018 9:36 AM EST

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Why am I not good at anything? I can draw but I don't want to be an artist, I'm not good at sports, I'm not funny, I'm not musically talented, I'm not smart, ive lost all hope

UNITED STATES / JAN 30, 2018 10:26 PM EST

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You guys want to rate my book? It's a vampire comedy, on amazon called Good and Dead and if you are smart you'll totally get it, it's clever comedy Just search it and leave me reviews!!!

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2018 8:25 PM EST

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Hundreds of wise men cannot make the world a heaven, but one “like, reallly smart, stable genius” - is enough to turn it into a hell.

UNITED STATES / JAN 8, 2018 7:44 PM EST

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"My two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart." Like wow! He confirmed his mental instability in just one tweet.

UNITED STATES / JAN 6, 2018 9:09 AM EST

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