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Yall be a a bunch of stringy-hair mayo-skin wet-dog-smelling cave bitch, pancake-ass crackers.

UNITED STATES / OCT 12, 2017 9:23 PM EST

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I am the smartest person here. Unfortunately that's like saying I'm the best smelling turd in the bowl.

UNITED STATES / OCT 10, 2017 1:24 PM EST

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Is having sex with a 600lb woman like screwing a huge sack of heaving, fishy smelling, jello?

UNITED STATES / OCT 8, 2017 4:59 PM EST

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I do hope the NDP chooses jagmeet Singh as their leader because nobody is cucked enough to want a smelly Indian with a nasty rag around their head and a pube beard as prime minister

UNITED STATES / OCT 1, 2017 10:40 AM EST

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I love pooping, I love the smell of my poop so much I used to smell the toilet paper every time when I was a kid but now I only smell it if it is a particularly interesting or juicy wipe.

UNITED STATES / SEP 29, 2017 6:13 PM EST

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Anyone who thinks the site could ever contain genuine, honest, and reasonable questions as well as reasonable and lucid answers has their head so far up their ass that they can smell their own breath.

UNITED STATES / SEP 27, 2017 2:30 PM EST

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how do i smell good bc i scared that i smell bad can u help me out?

UNITED STATES / SEP 24, 2017 12:05 PM EST

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Where is the worst smelling place on your body?

UNITED STATES / AUG 29, 2017 11:38 PM EST

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I feel so glad that an ugly whoremonger didn't get it in last night. My body smells fresh again, resist the devil and he will flee from you. Halleluyah!

UNITED STATES / AUG 25, 2017 5:12 AM EST

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A friend got mad at me for smelling his sister's underwear. I don't know if it was because she was still wearing them, or because the rest of the family was there. Either way, it made the rest of the funeral very awkward.

UNITED STATES / AUG 8, 2017 11:00 AM EST

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Gee, ur smelly, gross, obese annnnnd yerrrky!!

UNITED STATES / AUG 3, 2017 4:08 PM EST

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An Israeli crowd control stink bomb known as the Skunk, which smells like raw sewage and rotting bodies, destined for employment in the restive region of Kashmir, was rejected after it was found that Indians easily ignored its smell, local media report.

UNITED STATES / JUL 29, 2017 4:51 AM EST

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America is overrun by Christian fundamentalists, smells like chemical spills and strip-mall asphalt, is intellectually bankrupt, superstitious, unified in name only, and inexorably decaying. Still think you're number 1?

CANADA / JUL 26, 2017 1:34 PM EST

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The only memory I have of reading Tropic of Cancer is when Henry Miller describes his girlfriend's cùnt smelling like rancid butter.

CANADA / JUL 22, 2017 5:58 PM EST

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Since you're anonymous try be honest, female parts can stink sometimes and smell good too but sometimes its very bad, guys parts typically don't smell as bad as girls parts, why couldn't you put a guys part in your mouth ?

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2017 2:27 PM EST

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My 600lb wife rarely wears underwear especially when it's hot. Today was a hot day. As she waddled the short distance from the truck to the optician's office, her enormous belly and butt cheeks quivered and jiggled beautifully and I could see it going on under her mumu. I Could also smell her luscious pussy hidden away under her fluffy fupa. It made me so hard that I almost took her right there in the parking lot. Has anything like this ever happened to you while with your wife or girlfriend?

UNITED STATES / JUL 21, 2017 4:48 PM EST

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Would you like to smell my feet?

UNITED STATES / JUL 17, 2017 4:30 PM EST

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Am I the only one who really likes the smell of their own piss?

UNITED STATES / JUL 13, 2017 8:21 PM EST

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Am I the only one who really likes the smell of their own puss?

UNITED STATES / JUL 13, 2017 4:20 PM EST

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Oh! My pkg. has arrived, I forgot to mention.. but you won't be interested in me girly things, I don't think.. Anywsy, that ok... cauuusse, you smell, this place is hell. Finkin I feel like I have my own cell, because this is where you all dwell... annnd, I have to tell no one about my hell-like cell.. 😞 you're my dirty lil secret. 🤷🏻‍♀️

UNITED STATES / JUN 9, 2017 2:07 PM EST

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