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JOKE OF THE WEEK Late one night, as a 36 year old man lay down for bed with his sexy girlfriend, he gently tapped her on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. His girlfriend turned over and said, “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.” A few minutes later, he whispered in her ear, “You stupid little bitch, you're only 6 years old. As if I'm going to be able to have vagínal sex with you. Now open your ass cheeks."

UNITED STATES / MAR 8, 2017 8:21 AM EST

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JOKE OF THE WEEK Late one night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. His wife turned over and said, “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.” Her husband, rejected, turned over and tried to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolled back over and tapped his wife again. This time he whispered in her ear, “Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?”

UNITED STATES / MAR 8, 2017 7:31 AM EST

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Jazzabella is snoring and twitching and blowing farts and has her full weight leaned up against me and I wouldn't have it any other way... I like to fink dogs come into our lives for a reason.... annnd I hope she stays for a long time ..

UNITED STATES / FEB 28, 2017 10:32 PM EST

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My bf wants me to run off with him and get married he is very good to me he always tells me I'm beautiful and buys me lots of things and comes to see me and he is always there for me should I go with him or should I stay at home ??

FRANCE / FEB 23, 2017 8:38 PM EST

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My bf is so bad to me we have been chatting 10 months over a phone and only seen one another like once or twice he lives a good bit away from me but were in the same country wen I ask why can't we be together properly he says he has no money I can't caht to him over a phone all my life and he treats me bad should I leave him or should I stay and why ?? :)

FRANCE / FEB 23, 2017 6:08 PM EST

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Anyway, that's where they'll stay!! 😝

UNITED STATES / FEB 21, 2017 10:26 PM EST

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Hatway issay histay ullbay itshay?!?

GERMANY / FEB 18, 2017 2:07 PM EST

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Ok🤣You win dickies😎Am back... could never stay mad at you! Soooo ummm... still wanna buy my used panties?💵💴💶

UNITED STATES / FEB 15, 2017 8:20 AM EST

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My Valentine's Day is ruined. The original plan was to VC with my girlfriend (we're in a long distance relationship) but then I got the news from my mom that a relative is coming to stay over at our house for 3 days and that my room will be the guest room. The relative's leaving at the 15th, Wednesday. So...that's just fricken great. The house is gonna be busy and there's no way I'd be able to stay up late to VC with her because I'm gonna have to sleep with my sister. What do I do now? :(

UNITED ARAB EMIRATES / FEB 12, 2017 5:55 AM EST

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Lol, I spoke too soon.. I'll stay. 🤣

UNITED STATES / FEB 10, 2017 5:13 PM EST

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You moo! Ya Boinker! Ugh, I can't stay here... tootles! 🖕🏼😝

UNITED STATES / FEB 9, 2017 7:03 PM EST

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I'm pregnant and literally just started dating someone last night. We've been together before but things always get in the way. It's a long distance relationship. Should we try to make it work or should we just stay friends?

UNITED STATES / FEB 7, 2017 7:18 PM EST

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So, I went to this bar with a bunch of friends. We ordered food and stayed there for quite a bit. I paid back my friends for the food, but I ordered a soft drink and forgot to pay for it there. I left an extra $2 tip for the guy but I feel guilty. Should I go back and pay for the $2.50 drink or do you think its not a big deal

/ FEB 5, 2017 4:15 AM EST

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ya the i loved. he what stay friends, when i said breaking up with him. he already move on. got into other relationship/ just ;iike 2 days ago/ lol/ i already move on wit bill.

UNITED STATES / FEB 1, 2017 9:16 PM EST

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What is the difference between suspension bridges and cable-stayed bridges?

UNITED STATES / JAN 28, 2017 8:07 PM EST

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Ugh, I can't stay here for too long... 😫

UNITED STATES / JAN 27, 2017 6:50 PM EST

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I haven't slept all night (I tried to but I just couldn't) and need to be up for school in 30 minutes,should I stay home from school?

UNITED STATES / JAN 8, 2017 12:23 PM EST

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Knowledgeable meth user skinpoped me, tried to say it had to stay in even though the missed. Is there any way that can be motivated by something?

UNITED STATES / JAN 5, 2017 1:38 PM EST

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My parents ask me why i stay in my room all the time. i guess they don't know that they yell at me for little mistakes, criticize everything I do, and make me feel like sh*t. Coming out of my room is a living h*ll.

UNITED STATES / JAN 3, 2017 9:02 AM EST

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I signed up to be a baseball manager for my high school baseball team JUST so I could see my crush during 7th hour but I'm not really into sports at all and I'm pretty sure he has a girlfriend. (BTW he's a senior and I'm a sophomore so he'll be graduating in May 2017) What do I do? Stay a baseball manager or talk to the coach and quit?

UNITED STATES / DEC 31, 2016 10:11 PM EST

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