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Over dinner my date asked me if I had any guilty pleasures. I told her I was too embarrassed to tell her. She said, "Don't be shy! Tell you what, you tell me yours and I'll tell you mine!" I said, "OK, here goes. Sometimes when I'm fapping I like to stick a couple of fingers up my ass. If I'm feeling really kinky I use my whole fist. OK, now it's your turn!". She replied, "The Carpenters and Billy Joel". I was really surprised: she's only 9 years old, how come she listens to this kind of music?

UNITED STATES / APR 25, 2017 12:19 PM EST

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you can put lipstick on a pig...

UNITED STATES / APR 23, 2017 11:55 PM EST

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JOKE OF THE WEEK. A bloke goes into the doctors with a courgette up his arse, a stick of celery in his right ear, a carrot in his left ear and two tomatoes stuffed in each nostril He says "What's the matter with me Doc?" The Doctor replies "You're not eating properly"

UNITED STATES / APR 6, 2017 11:56 AM EST

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I retrieved a computer monitor out of a work skip only to find it doesnt work and a sticker on it says contains mercury dispose properly?

UNITED STATES / MAR 31, 2017 5:26 PM EST

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Wanna stick something in me ear so bad!!

UNITED STATES / MAR 30, 2017 6:26 PM EST

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Did you ever fantasize about sticking a fire hose down the throat of that big fat loud mouthed bitch in your English class and fill her up until she almost explodes.

UNITED STATES / MAR 22, 2017 5:23 PM EST

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Are stick n poke tattoos illegal if you're underage

UNITED STATES / MAR 15, 2017 10:52 PM EST

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Are stick 'n poke tattoos illegal

UNITED STATES / MAR 14, 2017 12:58 PM EST

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Should I tie my DDD breasts and stick needles through the nipples? Tell me what to do.

UNITED STATES / MAR 10, 2017 8:42 AM EST

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Did you find your chubby stick?

UNITED STATES / MAR 3, 2017 6:27 PM EST

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I massaged coconut oil on Jazzabella paw because she stepped in a sticky mouse trap. What else should I do besides pull the goo off?

UNITED STATES / FEB 16, 2017 8:54 PM EST

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I lifted my gut with a broomstick

UNITED STATES / FEB 12, 2017 4:42 PM EST

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boobydoo n. Used when describing a woman. A woman has a boobydoo when her gut sticks out further than her boobies do.

UNITED STATES / FEB 10, 2017 2:00 PM EST

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Supper tonight is 1 beet salad bag, 7 chicken nuggets cut up in it, 2 hash brown patties with catsup, 1 cheestring stick, and diet Pepsi to drink. GOOD JOB YOU MADE IT A DIET PEPSI, SOH. NO WONDER YOU'RE SUCH A FAT SLIT-EYED SOW.

UNITED STATES / JAN 25, 2017 3:15 AM EST

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Supper tonight is 1 beet salad bag with 7 chicken nuggets cut up in it, 2 hash brown patties with catsup, 1 cheestring stick, and diet Pepsi to drink

UNITED STATES / JAN 24, 2017 11:59 PM EST

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Does that "NRA faggot" guy know anything at all about the state of mental health in the US, and how many of these attacks are done by mentally ill people? I have no stake in this because I'm legally not allowed to own a gun (thanks John Hinckley Jr) but it shows ignorance about mental care in this country. How about sticking to REAL causes instead of setting up distractions from REAL issues?

UNITED STATES / JAN 16, 2017 6:00 PM EST

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Im that person that wants to do a lot of things at ones for example. I love - Web designing - Making forums - Making music Etc So what i do is i try to stick to one thing but then i suddenly find it boring and i move on to something else and ones again i find it boring and move back to that other thing. I don't know what to do and why that is.. maybe anyone can help?

UNITED STATES / DEC 19, 2016 12:53 PM EST

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I can't get curves, i'll always be a stick, but for some reason, that seems to bug people. Why?? I'm sorry I'm not fat. But tell me how fat shaming someone is any worse than thin shaming. I can be skinny and hate my body. Yes it's possible. Please share anything on this topic/your opinion. I will gladly listen :)

UNITED STATES / DEC 7, 2016 9:58 PM EST

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I really love the iPhone clutch I snagged from dodocase.. it has an interior pocket for cards and cash, but I'm just so used to putting cards and cash in a tiny sleeve wallet thing and sticking it in my back pocket, so it's always on me. How do I make the switch? I feel like it's going to be annoying to take out this big lug whenever I need something.

UNITED STATES / DEC 1, 2016 10:30 PM EST

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Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around.

UNITED STATES / NOV 27, 2016 12:29 PM EST

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