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How does Steve Beerсock's wife know when he's been cross-dressing? Because there's lipstick on Sergio's and Davide's сocks.

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2019 1:27 PM EST

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A dull lad from around Istanbul, Discovered red marks on his tool, Said the Doctor, a cynic, "Get out of my clinic, And wipe off that lipstick, you fool!"

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2019 10:50 AM EST

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How do you know if a nіgger bitch is pregnant? Stick a banana up her cunt, if there is a bite missing off the top of it she is.

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2019 8:53 AM EST

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The guy who told 4 Congresswomen of color to "go back to where they came from" and called Nazis "very fine people" is worried that his label of being racist will stick. Well, if the White Hood fits...

UNITED STATES / AUG 15, 2019 4:00 PM EST

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Omg.. it was foul.. my diarrhea piled so high it was sticking out of the toilet water...

UNITED STATES / AUG 14, 2019 4:12 AM EST

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Women are like parking spots. Usually, the best ones are taken. So when no one is looking, stick it in a handicapped.

UNITED STATES / AUG 4, 2019 10:44 AM EST

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Justcurio Joke of the Week: What do priests and McDonald’s have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.

UNITED STATES / AUG 2, 2019 7:38 PM EST

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Thru the ups and downs, baby, ima stick around..

UNITED STATES / OCT 11, 2018 10:13 PM EST

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1956, Hollywood high school rock n roll dance...Ronny Dale sings ... "oh yeah, trumphater got a cherry šućker stuck to his pants [that boy be pullin at his pants!!].. yeah the Trumphater got a jumbo cherry śuçker, STUCK TO THE SEAT OF HIS PANTS! (and that ain't right!).. trumphater has a sticky cherry śúçker stuck to the rear of his pants !! [An he squirmin like he got ants in those pants!]..ner ner twanngg..

UNITED STATES / OCT 11, 2018 11:03 AM EST

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We need a new plague to wipe out a third of humanity. Yep, probably it would help. Can I be a plague-doctor, with that creepy outfit, and poke dying patients with a stick?

UNITED STATES / OCT 8, 2018 12:25 PM EST

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That bitch from Maine is such an attention whore. Either tell us you will vote for Kavanaugh or not. Don’t do that theatrical bullshìt, pick a side and stick with it.

UNITED STATES / OCT 5, 2018 2:14 PM EST

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Trumphater threatened to go toa free legal center to begin his $10M lawsuit of.. .. . Me!! ...He got professional psychiatric help when I alleged he has a sexual arousal connected to his pedo father. Trump reminds Trumphater of his father's bedtime games "touch daddy's control stick, so daddy can dock-with your butt"... no wonder Trumphater is what British soldiers in world-war 2 called "Nancy boys" grown men who get shame-aroused by powerful men (like trump)

UNITED STATES / SEP 28, 2018 6:44 PM EST

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One wave of his funny old stick, There's a band of light across your eyes.

UNITED STATES / SEP 11, 2018 2:11 PM EST

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Thought I knew ya... I quess I didn’t. I thought you were down for it, thought you’d stick around for it.

UNITED STATES / AUG 29, 2018 9:06 PM EST

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Why do the Jews always have to stick their noses into everything?

UNITED STATES / AUG 27, 2018 10:10 PM EST

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I'M A MALE HIGH SCHOOL FRESHMAN. TODAY SOMETHING SHOCKING HAPPENED WHEN I WOKE UP I'M SURE I DIDN'T PEE MYSELF. I'M NOT LIKE A BED WETTER OR ANYTHING, BUT MY UNDERWEAR AND SHEETS ARE STAINED WITH THIS... STICKY AND SLIPPERY LIQUID KINDA THING. DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT IT IS?

UNITED STATES / AUG 24, 2018 12:27 PM EST

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My nipples stick out of my shirt when I have a bra on.

CANADA / AUG 24, 2018 7:51 PM EST

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UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2018 11:36 PM EST

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I made the peanut butter punch smoothie, you moo... 🤤 can’t finish it all.. I’ll save it for the morning. I will!! Just hope it’s ok by then.. I’ll stick it in the fridge.. Toot! Toot! Off to bed.. 😴 🛏 bedtime G’nite.. 🌑 🌛🌙 Nighty nite! ☺️

UNITED STATES / AUG 2, 2018 12:05 PM EST

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What’s the optimal time and temperature to cook asparagus before sticking it in your rectum?

UNITED STATES / JUL 25, 2018 9:09 PM EST

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