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Went to a Japanese restaurant in LA last night. Sure got some funny looks when I asked for the Kobe burnt to a crisp.

UNITED STATES / JAN 27, 2020 5:14 AM EST

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Little Donnie Johnnie sure is shіtting his diapers today.

UNITED STATES / JAN 23, 2020 2:28 PM EST

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China to shut public access to prepubescent vag. Sorry pedos, it’s just a temporary measure because the little ones are so bad spreading germs

UNITED STATES / JAN 22, 2020 3:42 PM EST

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The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2020 4:01 PM EST

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In your souls, we sacrifice. Brought high by the fires of faith, In thousands we might bestow And with them in the phallus flow. Ah-ha, the town will be ours! Ah-ha, you too are one of us! O the hymn of a siren Who charms to such pleasures That every man will smile, and so Shall find his way to his secret ends. In them you will float, as air, In your shades you will achieve your goal.

UNITED STATES / JAN 19, 2020 11:07 PM EST

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To the heart, my darling: You are a flame of life, a flame of treasure, A great and dangerous flame, As hot as the suns of heaven; And like a new-born fire You are a flame for sowing; You are a flame for thorns, a flame for thistles. All my heart my love I must yield, Your love I must give away. As in the memory of our delight The trees bear delicious fruit, So in the memory of my grief The trees bring painful cares.

UNITED STATES / JAN 16, 2020 12:20 PM EST

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Hey soh, do you think about me when you pleasure yourself?

UNITED STATES / JAN 14, 2020 9:19 PM EST

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I sure will be glad when Trump is removed from office and all his supporters crawl back under the rocks they came from.

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2020 1:27 PM EST

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Why is Joker getting so many nominations surely watching someone fall into despair is not a good thing.

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2020 11:40 AM EST

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Lentil Soup 🥣 Ingredients - 2 c cooked lentils - 2 c uncooked basmati rice - 1 c soaked and drained Indian black gram (aka asparagus) - ½ c salt - 1 c water - ¼ c chopped green chili Method: 1. Boil the lentils until they are cooked through and make sure they don't stick to the pot 2. Sauté Indian black gram and soak the soaked rice in water until it is tender 3. Remove the boiled lentils from the water and place in bowl. Add the hot black gram liquid and everything else and mix well.

UNITED STATES / JAN 5, 2020 8:37 PM EST

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Trump on Nov. 16, 2011: “Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate. He's weak and he's ineffective. So the only way he figures that he's going to get reelected — and as sure as you're sitting there — is to start a war with Iran.”

UNITED STATES / JAN 4, 2020 1:00 PM EST

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There's never been an IQ test made where blacks have scored higher than whites, because IQ tests are designed to measure raw intelligence, not black culture. If we expect results to be even across all nations, it would be more logical to say that those who think they're smart generally think they're smart. The idea that race isn't a factor in one's character or behavior is an invention of whites. People are smarter than this. Do I need to prove I'm smarter than some guy with an IQ of 120? Nope

UNITED STATES / DEC 31, 2019 6:34 PM EST

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NOT FAIR, believe me. It's all a sham. Collusion was between a murderous windmill, and a band of rogue bald eagles. ALL TRUE! Trump and Jon V tried to stop them. But there just wasn't enough water pressure because someone flushed the toilet fifteen times.

UNITED STATES / DEC 27, 2019 4:49 PM EST

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What are the 20 things you want to see in the 2020s? #1. Soh. #2. In the future. #3. The Erasure of Ethnicity. #4. THE MASS DESTRUCTION OF THE BRAIN. #5. EMANcipation of the Biological Sex. #6. A Vast Imperialistic Communist World Government. #7. Buxom Troops. #8. Anonymity. #9. Free Healthcare and Nutritional Supplements. #10. Mind Control and Brainwashing of Human Beings. #11. An Unstable Financial Market. #12. The Destruction of The Planet.

UNITED STATES / DEC 26, 2019 1:22 AM EST

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We're lucky to have Extinction Rebellion. I'm sure the dinosaurs would still be here if they had some annoying little cunts protesting too.

UNITED STATES / DEC 24, 2019 11:58 AM EST

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Millions uninsured. Thousands homeless. Millions living paycheck to paycheck. Climate in crisis. Money corrupting our political system. Black Americans being shot by police. Flint and Newark have poisoned water. Impeachment was necessary, but solves none of these.

UNITED STATES / DEC 19, 2019 1:09 PM EST

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Hai! 🥰 Oh, wsit.. 😒. I have to be serious w you moos.. 😡 Ahem!! Companyyyyyyy Halt! I hear by state this site unfit for .. consumption? No. Unfit for children, YES... but no. Unfit for pleasure, uh, sure?? No but seriously!! Why don’t you lerv me no mo?? 😖

UNITED STATES / DEC 17, 2019 11:36 PM EST

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A friendly reminder to my fellow JCers. If you vote republican you are either very rich or very stupid. If you're not sure which check your wallet! (here is a hint... if you have to check your wallet the answer should be self evident to someone who isn't a dumbass)

UNITED STATES / DEC 16, 2019 12:30 PM EST

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Is "50 Shades of Grey" really going to be remembered as one of the most iconic novels of the 2010s? I know hindsight is 2020 (pun absolutely intended) but I'm not sure if that's really the best book to represent the decade, besides being very scandalous. Thoughts? UNITED STATES/Dec 11, 2019 09:29 AM 5 replies

UNITED STATES / DEC 13, 2019 9:00 AM EST

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After a lifetime of being a sacrilegious ćunt for all my life I have finally put my shіt together enough to pick a religion, just not sure which one to choose. If it helps to know about me, I am a pedo rapist who is allergic to soap, I also enjoy abusing women and putting them down, I am a really big fan of being violent to people who disagree with me, and I fuсking hate the soldiers. Any helpful suggestions as to which religion I should pick up would be greatly appreciated.

UNITED STATES / DEC 11, 2019 1:16 PM EST

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