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I've decided that when I meet Soh the first thing I'll do is slap her. The second will be to shove my tongue in her mouth. Then I'll TP her. I'm still mad at her for being attracted to me in the first place but I think we can work together better than we can in the future.

UNITED STATES / JAN 26, 2020 1:01 PM EST

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Please use this post to reveal some hateful things Soh has said to you in the past, and how it made you feel.

UNITED STATES / JAN 25, 2020 7:49 PM EST

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Broc, tomato, red pepper, avocado, evoo, red onion... green tea. Ugh, so sick of food. So tired of EATING!! marking me sick.. making me vomit. Blah, I eat my dinner in the bathtub then I go to sex clubs, watching freaky ppl gettin it on. No it doesn’t make me nervous, if anything, I’m restless..

UNITED STATES / JAN 25, 2020 7:42 PM EST

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UNITED STATES / JAN 24, 2020 5:13 AM EST

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SOH is both my spiritual slave and master. She has given me several tasks I must perform. I am not allowed to speak or think of anything but myself. This isn't difficult, nor am I particularly proud of the thing I am. But the sad part is, my brain is so filled with anger and resentment that I will do anything I'm told by her stupid facsimile.

UNITED STATES / JAN 24, 2020 4:32 AM EST

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Soft, wrinkIed leather does it for me, as weII as horse matings and semen collections and also sex scenes in movies. A gal on a leather couch (a nice wrinkled one!) will get my motor running! Also guys using sex toys and humping inflatables, leather cushions, vinyl cushions etc will easily do it for me. Also, "pedal pumping--guys or gals, especially things like old gas powered machinery that won't start and the guy is pumping the sh*t out of it to try to get it started does it for me!

UNITED STATES / JAN 23, 2020 4:57 PM EST

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Rock climbers are such idiots. They see nothing wrong with putting their families through this anxiety. They marry, have kids, die stupidly & leave them to fend for themselves.

UNITED STATES / JAN 23, 2020 4:00 PM EST

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Some hacker piece of s*** got into my Gmail and deleted everything I had on him from drive being the type of person with enough money to have somebody disappeared I think that was the only thing keeping me alive.

UNITED STATES / JAN 22, 2020 7:45 PM EST

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Soh [thumbs up]!! Soh [thumbs down]!! Soh [thumbs up]!! Soh [thumbs down]!! !!! !! !!!! I want to fuсk you so badly I'm about to explode over this dark-skinned bella !! Soh [thumbs up]!! Soh [thumbs down]!! !!!! !!!! Here goes nothing !! ! I'm gonna cum I'm gonna cum so fuсking hard I'm about to cum over this dusky-skinned woman's face !!! !!!! !! ! I'm gonna cum again !! !!!! I'm gonna cum!! I'm gonna cum over this person's face !!!

UNITED STATES / JAN 21, 2020 11:06 PM EST

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You see how my hands work, Before you knew them so well, It's nothing new, No, I've never had a friend. But I'm never alone, Or without a companion, I can hear you breathing You breathe in my garden. You breathe in my secondhand. You breathe in my dreams. Every night I dream, It's lonely. And when I wake up, I find, you're not there.

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2020 10:18 PM EST

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I’m overwhelmed when I walk into a pet shop! I want Punka to have nice things, but I think we were both so overwhelmed today. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Perhaps I should research best selling dog stuff before hand.

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2020 9:33 PM EST

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Aren't y'all tired of having a president who lies constantly about literally everything? Trump ordered all the witnesses not to testify and now like a big baby he cries "the House didn't ask them to testify and now they have no right to!" This is stupid, childish and false.

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2020 2:09 PM EST

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Trump is the best thing to happen to America since 9-11. God bless America!

UNITED STATES / JAN 18, 2020 1:53 PM EST

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I guess the only thing the Democrats were democratic about is that they all voted to impeach him constantly until he goes away. 😁

UNITED STATES / JAN 17, 2020 7:13 PM EST

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There's a new toy set for children called My Little Gay Elementary School. The set includes icky materials such as artificial penìs painters, ads for Girl Scout cookies, a transvestic mermaid, and a miniature rhinoceros doll. On its website, the company's Rainbow Product Design Team insists that My Little Gay Elementary School is not specifically meant to "display same-sex affection to children." The sad thing is that the site is attempting to introduce its products to potential customers.

UNITED STATES / JAN 15, 2020 10:44 PM EST

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Time heals.. all but means nothing they keep me company but they don’t ask of me, they don’t need nothin at all.. Time.. Sarah McLachlan

UNITED STATES / JAN 15, 2020 7:07 PM EST

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Yep that’s what I gotta about it tomorrow and then you can get a little something for you to come down there for me

UNITED STATES / JAN 15, 2020 7:57 AM EST

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Steve Beerсock is such a talented artist I'd love to see him make something in pottery. As he was on the potters wheel, I sit behind him just like Patrick Swayze in Ghost. We'd both be wearing speedos as we made pottery figures of prepubescent boys being raped.

UNITED STATES / JAN 15, 2020 6:29 AM EST

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I'm 22 and a virgin female. I've never even gotten close to having sex. Is it weird? Is there's something wrong with me?

UNITED STATES / JAN 14, 2020 4:19 PM EST

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Trump proves again that he cares nothing for the United States, only for his own orange ass. Amen.

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2020 1:47 PM EST

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