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I remember when she and her husband were darling... the first time he bought her flowers, she took so many a picture (puke) wanted to keep them even after they dead.. (some more puke) I quest when you know, ya know. 🤷🏻‍♀️

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2020 8:50 PM EST

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I SAID... I have to respond to me dad’s emails.. I don’t have time fer this shït!

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2020 8:44 PM EST

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Sometimes you just want to watch Duckman. 😎

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2020 4:25 PM EST

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The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2020 4:01 PM EST

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“We need leaders not in love with money but in love with justice. Not in love with publicity but in love with humanity. Leaders who can subject their particular egos to the pressing urgencies of the great cause of freedom…..a time like this demands great leaders.”

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2020 1:23 PM EST

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I heard that if you turn off the lights and say "Soh" into a mirror 3 times, Michael Jackson's corpse appears.

UNITED STATES / JAN 19, 2020 8:47 PM EST

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Is Meghan the yoko of our times?

UNITED STATES / JAN 19, 2020 2:23 PM EST

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My cats are lying on me and my leg is going dead, but I can't disrupt my cats' snooze time and I need the bathroom. What do?

UNITED STATES / JAN 18, 2020 7:38 AM EST

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If I were a Dem these days I would probably contemplate reincanation, because by the time you grow up again there might be a chance of your party getting into power. Then again you haven't grown up yet this time. 😁

UNITED STATES / JAN 17, 2020 2:55 PM EST

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LOL I just got the following message on XHamster: No video found for this query. If you are searching for this category, probably it's time you consulted with a professional psychologist.

UNITED STATES / JAN 16, 2020 9:28 AM EST

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Ur outta touch... am outta time , but I’m outta my head when you’re not around. Oh oh oh ... oh oh oh.

UNITED STATES / JAN 15, 2020 10:17 PM EST

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Time heals.. all but means nothing they keep me company but they don’t ask of me, they don’t need nothin at all.. Time.. Sarah McLachlan

UNITED STATES / JAN 15, 2020 7:07 PM EST

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funniest answer in a long time "My mom washed my cheap Chinese red MAGA hat with my KKK uniform and now it's pink."

UNITED STATES / JAN 14, 2020 9:22 PM EST

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72% of blacks cannot tell time.

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2020 12:20 PM EST

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It's been a real long time since we last had a GREAT President put up at Mount Rushmore. I agree 👍 that Trump should be next. YES! 👍

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2020 12:00 PM EST

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To stop high school shootings, is it time.we armed the hormonal teenagers?

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2020 9:58 AM EST

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UNITED STATES / JAN 12, 2020 1:43 AM EST

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does trump lie every time he opens his mouth or is he just wrong a lot?

UNITED STATES / JAN 12, 2020 6:38 PM EST

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I think we are ready to take on Russia, China and Europe with a three pronged attack at the same time!!

UNITED STATES / JAN 12, 2020 4:41 PM EST

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I've fallen in the bottle a lot of times. I used to go find an open drain cover and dip it in the milk. I used to be afraid of being sucked into a bottle once I put it in the sink. I used to go and grab the corner of the bottle, put my legs over the top, dip it in the milk, and just trip and fall. It's like an adventure.

UNITED STATES / JAN 11, 2020 11:19 PM EST

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