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If the temperature is zero today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? Math iswrong, fυckface.

UNITED STATES / AUG 19, 2019 9:14 AM EST

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I've just dug up this really old post made by Jackie Utley (Steve Beerсock's sister) in 2000. Bearсock (Beerсock )not names you forget. Yet I had forgotten that in 1997 I posted a comments note on your site and today I have had a response from someone looking for that name. Dont give up someone out there also has your name. Jackie Utley (nee Beerсock) LEEDS, YORKS UK - Thursday, July 27, 2000 at 05:11:21 (EDT)

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2019 10:21 AM EST

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Today’s mass shooting brought to you by Philadelphia .

UNITED STATES / AUG 14, 2019 5:16 PM EST

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Just when you thought the Uniballer debacle couldn't get more twisted, today, the medical examiner was doing a lobotomy and when he went to lunch, Uniballer stole his food stamps. uniballer ( ID-312 ) UNITED STATES/Aug 14, 2019 10:06 AM

UNITED STATES / AUG 14, 2019 1:15 PM EST

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Glasses on today. Thine eye balls 👀 need a rest.. Csnt wear contact lenses all the time, you moo! Your eyes need to breathe!!

UNITED STATES / AUG 13, 2019 2:50 PM EST

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Today is the last day of a crazy food stamp collecting week. $111.00 is today's take. I sure hope we start breaking off to some more money but i know that wont be for atleast another month. uniballer ( ID-312 ) UNITED STATES/Aug 13, 2019 05:37 AM

UNITED STATES / AUG 13, 2019 11:20 AM EST

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Today is the last day of a crazy food stamps collecting week. $111.00 is today's take. I sure hope we start breaking off to some more money but i know that wont be for atleast another month. uniballer ( ID-312 ) UNITED STATES/Aug 13, 2019 05:37 AM

UNITED STATES / AUG 13, 2019 7:52 AM EST

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Anyswaaay!! Toot! Toot! Tally HOOOOO!! Arg, top o’ the mornin’ (in my best pirate voice) to ya.. I requested today off .. I have never taken a Sunday off!! It feels good!! 🖕🏼😝🖕🏼

UNITED STATES / AUG 11, 2019 6:27 AM EST

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Darlings? I shall bid you good evening.. 🌆🌇 I will never ever come back here again... today. Mind o, there is only 15 minutes till the day is over. 🤣😂

UNITED STATES / AUG 9, 2019 11:48 PM EST

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Any unhappy injuns here today?

UNITED STATES / AUG 4, 2019 10:03 AM EST

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Good morning, you guys.. What’s doing today?? Specifically, what are ya doing this morning??! 🤗

UNITED STATES / AUG 3, 2019 8:59 AM EST

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So there's this guy who goes to all my dance classes and I have a huge crush on him. All the people in the dance classes are girls and he's the only guy. Btw so today we were in one of our dance class practicing for a Christmas recital & there's this girl who gets to dance with him.Btw I'm jealous.

UNITED STATES / OCT 15, 2018 11:10 PM EST

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Who's looking good today? Who's looking good in every way? ..

UNITED STATES / OCT 15, 2018 7:09 PM EST

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Gm.. 🤗 hugs... Yay, I’m off today.. but I’ve some adulting to do today so I can’t just sit here and play w you moos all day. So last night, I did go to the health food shop and refill those two GT’s Kombucha growlers.. I love it! They’re so cute. Two 32 ounce sizes.. They’ve got four different Kombucha flavors on tap!! So nice. Annd refilling is good for the environment you moo!! Annd, refilling is cheaper than just buying smaller bottles, too, 😘

UNITED STATES / OCT 15, 2018 9:58 AM EST

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So, whose ass am I going to sue today?

UNITED STATES / OCT 14, 2018 4:18 PM EST

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Today when I was walking to college. A man with all black eyes (the eye color and white part) and told me, "don't go to the cove, you're not allowed there". What does that mean?

UNITED STATES / OCT 11, 2018 2:08 AM EST

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A friend has her fourteenth birthday today. An old school friend wrote the following on her timeline: Happy birthday Lisa, thanks for the wonderful memories. Out of all the little girls at school, I used to love peeking up your skirt the most. You always wore the nicest panties, they were normally made of silk and occasionally lace. Now my time at school has ended I'm really glad I made that secret video recording of you showering after gym class: blonde hair black bush - me likes 8====)

UNITED STATES / OCT 11, 2018 5:43 AM EST

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1950s rock n roll, superior to today's dog crap music. Here's Dick Dale & the DelTones from 1959.."Trumphater shakin hiz white fanny, skain like a drag queen.. trumphater strutin to the music (ooh yeah!) Trumphater winking at the old pervs.... cause he shaking his flabby fanny... trumphater struttin to music getttin tossed out by the bouncer!

UNITED STATES / OCT 10, 2018 8:06 AM EST

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What will it be today? Gloating, whining, or panicking?

UNITED STATES / OCT 9, 2018 9:27 AM EST

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Today’s Republican ideology is nothing more complicated than “We Must Unflaggingly Support the Bellowing Burnt-Orange Halfwit from Reality Teevee, No Matter What, Or Brown People Will Take Over the Country and the Democrats Will Take Your Guns”.

UNITED STATES / OCT 8, 2018 4:53 PM EST

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